Why do so many dorky but highly intelligent guys fall for ineffective meme martial arts while while people with average or low intelligence usually go for things that actually work?
Why do so many dorky but highly intelligent guys fall for ineffective meme martial arts while while people with average...
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What actually works? Because boxing is a huge fucking meme for self-defence
Intelligent people don't want to get concussed is my guess.
Mainly because people who are to intelligent too fight join meme martial arts like Aikido as a way to learn a culture or make up for their lack of masculinity.
Average or low intelligent people most of the time grow up in shit neighbourhoods where you actually need to learn how to fight to take care of yourself.
Which is alot of great boxers and Thai fighters in Muay Thai come from poor backgrounds while 13 year old """""""Karate"""""""" black belts who get dropped off by mommy and daddy are usually rich.
I think that against bums in the streets anything that isn't Aikido or Wing Chun will work: Boxing, Muay thai, BJJ
even Wrestling and Judo:
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Punching is not very smart in a streetfight as you can break your hand or hurt yourself in the process.Using your elbows and throwing the other dude to the floor should be the priority
t.lived in a gypsie hood
>boxing is meme for self defense
probably the best stand up for real application
>who get dropped off by mommy and daddy are usually rich
having parents doesn't make you rich singapore, it just means you're lower working class and were raised in a place where people actually care.
>probably the best stand up for real application
Not really.Specially the average amateur boxer.I seriously think that an average Jiu jitsu black belt would BTFO a proffesional boxer.Punching hurts a lot and boxing relies a lot the height and weight of your opponent and yours which is never relieable
Boxing will decimate anyone apart from trained wrestlers. In typical fights on the street or in bars boxing is the most destructive by far
Probably because the truly intelligent people don't learn to fight because they're intelligent enough to intuitively know that the best way to not lose a fight is to not get in one in the first place. So the rest is just them training and having fun while at peace of mind knowing they aren't going to need to use it.
>In typical fights on the street or in bars boxing is the most destructive by far
Because you are fighting against scrubs and it can be as destructive to him as it is to you if you are unlucky.Never pick up boxing for self-defence specially if you aren't tall or heavy
That's retarded, I've witnessed dozens of street fights and taken part in a few and they were almost exclusively punching with a bit of clinching, maybe a few kicks when someone goes down
The best striking art is Muay Thai,followed closely by real Karate like Kyokushin or Goju Ryu
>self-defence is about being destructive
found the retard
>I have fight against people that don't know how to fight therefore boxing is effective
Just stop.If you aren't big boxing is jackshit and can fuck up your knuckles or your wrist
Of course it is
If someone starts a fight with me I want to cause them as much harm as possible
>I have fight against people that don't know how to fight
Which is 99.9% of fights
>can fuck up your knuckles or your wrist
Maybe if you punch like a homo
That's not defending yourself then, that's waiting for someone to pick a fight so that you can fight without reserve.
Good luck being ""destrucive"" against a 6'2" guy with your butterfly strikes and your broken knucles retard.
>Maybe if you punch like a homo
Why the fuck do you think that boxers wear gloves moron? Or are you going to tell me that you punch better than proffessional fighters?
By the way,boxing is an essential skill for professional MMA but they get fucked up in style vs style like vid related
>Why the fuck do you think that boxers wear gloves moron?
That's actually to increase the weight of their blows.
Because they're fighting other professionals who know how to use the harder part of their heads to damage their opponents' hands.
Your average drunk asshole isn't going to know that he should be headbutting your fists with his forehead.
Because the smart people are just working out for their health. It's likely you'll never get into a fight in your entire life. Like the only time I did was in grade school because some hothead during recess and peer pressure so when I learned to fight later on, I never actually had to ever again. If you're smart, you won't be near those people for just about all your life anyways and will just walk away instead of going to jail or getting fired from your job.
you must be retarded if you think you are going to turn most streetfights into a bjj game, you'll get your head kicked and stomped by the friends of your rival
>boxed ~15 years
>bjj blue under robin gracie when I stopped bjj after robin changed location
>doorman for 7 years
unless you are 1 on 1 in an empty street at night or have a crew backing you up, forget about going to the ground and be careful throwing kicks in case you fall or get tripped down. Also, good luck not getting bitten, eye gouged, face hooked, scratched, etc while grappling in the street
Being reserved when someone is trying to fuck you up is retarded. The quicker you knock them out or make them quit, the safer it is for you
Luckily I am 6'2 myself because I'm not a manlet spic lmao
Seriously I've never known anyone to break their knuckles in a street fight. They might get a bit sore at worst
>OP asks a retarded question
>anons point the retardedness
>OP abandons thread
>being reserved
Right so you really don't understand that self-defense is about proactively trying to end the fight as soon as possible, not about causing harm. Your teachers must have been retarded as well, good to know.
Mike Tyson broke his fists in a street fight. Google it.
I've seen it. The funniest one is my friend punching his Lil bro and breaking something in his hand. We never let it go.
Should also mention he punched him in the nose, but nose was fine. His hand, not so much.
Yea you've never got into a fight with a boxer have you? Most trained boxers will throw two punches so quick and powerfully, by the time you dodge the first one you've got a black eye.
>t. Ass kicked by boxer who I thought was a pussy
theres people posting on this board that haven't been training krav maga for at least 5 years
lmao fucking plebs
The best martial art for self defence is having 6 bros to jump on the guy and kick him in the head
Have you ever even seen a trained boxers hands lad? They know how to fuck you up with minimal recoil.
Wait....is Krav Maga a meme? Say it ain't so, I've been doing that shit for like 3 years now in order to take on my office bully....
>t. Nigger
>most efficient technique for self defence
>special services are taught it mandatory
>a meme
no lad
Early martial arts was actually developed by monks exclusively for health. It wasn't until hundreds of years later they realized that shit can be used to hurt people.
>its likely you'll never get in a fight
where the fuck do you live? fighting is pretty normal in the UK
Oh good, I was concerned that poster was joking
Pikey
>Seriously I've never known anyone to break their knuckles in a street fight.
Happens all the time. There's literally a break around the pinky called a "boxer's fracture". Boxers aren't really concerned with making a proper fist when punching because of wearing gloves. Most people assume the gloves are for lightening blows to the opponent, but they don't. They only soften damage to the hand.
t. posh london nonce
There are plenty of drunk cunts and chavs in London too mate
Seriously if you go out drinking at all then it's inevitable that you'll get into a fight occasionally. Fighting is normal for blokes, I don't understand all the hand wringing
London is the centre of poverty and crime
>fighting is pretty normal in the UK
limeys confirmed for detroit-tier backwards
its alright mate, you wouldnt understand our culture due to your lack of testosterone
Youre an idiot
Lol. Youve never witnessed a fight in your life you soft ass faggot
Please stop posting
Boxing gloves arnt pillows
Wow you even use nigger logic too, you really are detroit-tier.
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Exactly, they're designed to protect your hand, not the other person's head.
Living in abject poverty isnt manly
>saxony is in germany
It's from the movie King Arthur. They're actually Anglo-Saxons.
The dude with the axe is supposed to be Cerdic of Wessex
>Cerdic is cited in the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle as a leader of the Anglo-Saxon settlement of Britain, being the founder and first king of Saxon Wessex, reigning from 519 to 534. Subsequent kings of Wessex all had some level of descent claimed in the Chronicle from Cerdic. (See House of Wessex family tree)
how do you get to the conclusion that fighting = poverty? jesus its true american ''''''men'''''' really are estrogen fueled homosexuals
Where you going with this
So you lack any reading comprehension too huh? Starting to think detroit might be better off here.
>the people who conquered england are manly
>so england is manly
Yeah sorry I don't see how you made that jump.
>one shitty video is proof
That boxer was a fuckin idiot.
Nowhere. This manly talk just reminded me of the tough dudes from the movie.
It's a bit of both - gloves reduce the impact on hands and reduce the more obvious injuries of boxing at the expense of increased brain trauma.
What should he have done? If he gets in close,he gets knee'd to death
Ignashov was in his prime and Williams was a nobody even in boxing. Why don't you post how Frans Both beat Aerts and Le Banner in K-1.
that nigger has terrible movement btw, some of the 14 year old pikeys at my gym would have him out in round 2
No such thing as self defense
I'll shoot you and you ain't doin anything
FACT: If your nation celebrates fighting as a culture or as a top-tier sport, it's a poor shithole.
Isn't your nation known for its wrestling? Brazil is a shithole but MMA and BJJ are fringe sports.
a poor shithole that won 2 consecutive world wars, if we werent fighters we wouldnt have survived the past 1000 years without invasion lad
>MMA and BJJ are fringe sports.
that's actually surprising to hear consider your country's success.
Self-defense is to be used against someone trying to fight you. When guns are being used it's no longer a fight, it's just violence, with someone ending up dead or just hospitalized. Anyone trying to think they can karate their way out of a situation with a gun isn't bad at karate, they're just plain stupid. And maybe bad at life too.
shoot me? heh, nice try kid
you see, 2 years ago that may have been a slight possibility but not now that im fully trained in dark magic
*ascends and teleports behind you*
nothing personnel kid
>fringe sports
Exactly my point, it's not top-tier. More like nascar, tennis, golf, or horse racing tier here. Meanwhile in places like Mexico, the whole country spazzes out like headless chickens whenever a big fight happens.
>a poor shithole that had their asses bailed out of 2 consecutive world wars after being on the verge of losing both times after we repeatedly insisted we didn't want to get involved with your bullshit
fixed that for you
if only you were good enough to win, american hegemony would've never happened. you kept forcing us to take matters into our own hands, and now we're the world police. you asked for this.
>americans get involved at the easiest end of the war
>feel like they deserve any credit
w e w
It was the easiest because we made it easy dumbass, that's what winning your fights for you because you can't win them yourselves fucking means.
Grappling that isn't magic flip shit like Aikido or Taijutsu.. General striking is good, but in a lot of cases one or both of you are gonna go to the ground mid fight, and then you'll want to be able to grapple. Plus punching can break your hand.
Things with actual competitions are your best bet :Judo/BBJ, Wrestling, Sambo, various kick boxing.
Why have the Koreans overtaken Japan in Judo?
just buy gun
fighting is for manchildren
look up the creation of the SAS and their ww2 operations
they played the biggest part in our victory
I honestly can't think of any reason why any martial art at all is worth learning for fighting, any reason you'd need it is done better by something else.
>kill a dude
get a gun
>fuck a guy up real bad
get a bunch of buddies and stomp him out
>don't lose in fights
don't get in fights
the only thing left I can think of is so you can do it as a sport but then that's still not for fighting it's for doing sports with. also if you go that route I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to get in fights anymore anyways.
Last Olympics, Japan won 12 Medals (2 Gold, 1 Silver and 4 Bronze for the Men, 1 Gold and 4 Bronze for the Women) while Korea won 3 (1 Silver, 1 Bronze for the Men and 1 Silver for the Women)
Singapore is really fucking rich for the most part.
Can't chew gum in the streets though
Aikido let me have more stamina during prolonged fights, it has saved me a fucking lot, although I don't follow that school of thinking that much and I try to damage
>Punching is not very smart in a streetfight
Jesus Christ Spain. No wonder your economy collapsed.
but he's right desu, in street fights people usually expect more puches than low kicks, and low kicks thus dropping the enemy to the floor makes you win instantly
Basic statistical correlation. There are a lot more fights in mcdonalds parking lot than at my country club
I think intelligent people are more likely to buy into the idea that some ancient, detailed martial art can help them overcome physical weakness. Meanwhile the rest of us know that any random kid from a lower-class boxing gym would wipe the floor with karate nerds.
Doing karate as a child is like walking around with a giant sign saying "I live in a gated community".
Rich guys are usually not the ones getting into fistfights outside of bars. They've just got less to be angry about.
Marketing and Hollywood.
Bruce Lee, and his stupid fucking movies, single handedly launched the Asian "martial arts" scourge in the west because it looked cool, and idiots thought it was real. After that, karate and kung-fu shit tier "schools" opened up all over the place, and they became popular because, unlike boxing, you don't have to get hit to "learn" their bullshit.
>Because boxing is a huge fucking meme for self-defence
No, it's not.
Western boxing develops hand speed, power, timing, and distance management better than any other stand up "martial" art.
Best arts: Western boxing, Muay Thai, kickboxing, Western wrestling, BJJ, Judo.
>I've never known anyone to break their knuckles in a street fight.
Happens all the time because:
1. Most dudes do NOT know how to punch, or target, and they use shitty form resulting in a fracture when they hit some dude in the forehead, side of the head /whatever.
2. They don't pull their punches and try to hit as hard as they possibly can, or the same way they do when they're wearing wraps.
You don't hit a heavy bag without wraps using the same force you would with wraps, and that applies to everything else you hit without wraps as well, including somebodies jaw.
Tyson has been in multiple street fights, and he's broken his damn hand pretty much every time, because he never pulled his punches and hit as hard as he does with wraps.
You must be that retarded spanish sperg from heem. Kill yourself you dumb casual
Yeah. Brazil is more about Soccer, volleyball and judo...
We had 3 f1 legends too.
in Brazilian newspaper sites we always see comments saying that MMA is uncivilized.
NO, no, no, don't listen to those beta faggots.
You've got to remember that /reddit/tumblr/instagram/ has been stalking the shit out of Sup Forums since the election, and that snowflake is probably one of them.