You are a common elf who, having grown bored of your mundane existence as a lowly peasant...

You are a common elf who, having grown bored of your mundane existence as a lowly peasant, has traveled to a distant land in seek of thrills and adventure. You look to the horizon to see where you might want to start your journey. What do you do?

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rob some houses and steal their gold and valuables

wank to traps

Throw rocks at stray cats and have a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin

You quickly resort to a life of crime, raiding the nearby town for valuables. Your spoils include a slice of wheat bread, an iPhone charger block, and a bottle of beer.

Blow some dwarves for some squirrel powder, a drug you're addicted to.

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shove beer bottle in ass then go into the nearby magic forrest to find shrooms to get fucked on

the squirrel powder gives you explosive diarrhea

gather other peasants who are hungry for adventure, begin to plan raid on neighboring farming village

approach a fair maiden with flaccid penis in hand

just to clarify, your penis or her penis?

Overcome with crippling addiction, you resort to the lowest means to get a fix of that coveted powder

Afterwords we sell our goods and pay a hooker to dress up similar to our father and tell us he's proud of us

In a means to earn money you start a lemonade stand, but lacing it with the newly acquired squirrel powder to keep addicted customers coming back.

kill your best friend in a drunken rage

Contemplate the nature of existence.

Start Masturbating as fast as you can

Upon taking a hit of powder, you're struck by a sudden flood of repressed memories. You sell your spoils and hire a lady of the evening to comfort you through the night.

look for better equipment next morning

the courtesan drinks some of her enchanted goblin urine, then offers you some. you decide to drink it, yet it does not sit well in your body and you begin foam from the mouth

Top motherfucking kek

Fuck her ass until submission

It's the fucking art style as well. Fuck me my sides.

The next morning you remember that you're seeking adventure and head to the local Magic Mart for equipment. There, you find the following items on sale:

SICK-LOOKING SWORD - $40
Man, this sword looks totally sick. It makes you feel insecure about your current sword. People will probably think you're cool if you have a sword as sick as this one.

AMAZINGSHROOM - $20
This magical mushroom, upon being consumed will cause you to grow to an enormous size! Or it will just make you trip balls. It's a tossup.

POTION OF CONVENIENT HEALTH - $10
Upon consuming this potion, you will regain whatever amount of HP is convenient for the plot! It's not like OP is going to create a balanced health system or anything.

You have $50. How do you want to spend it?

buy sick looking sword, kill the shop keep and steal the other two items

KILL PHIL

You purchase the Sick-Looking Sword and claim the Magic Mart cashier as its first victim, then take the two remaining items. Unfortunately your $40 has vanished into the ether, leaving you with only $10 left. Damn.
But anyway, look at how SICK this sword looks! You feel very confident in yourself, and look forward to showing people how cool you look.

Claim the shop and sell it

execute order 66, kill the young-lings, fight your former jedi master.

Since no one is there to stop you, you put Magic Mart's lot on the market, which is bought for a generous price!
You gain +$1000!

use it all on hookers

invest it into armour

use money to buy super mega deus ex machina sword from the gremlin in the sewers for $999.99

You have a wonderful night.

claim one as your wife, impregnate her with your goblin baby

Your wonderful night leaves to a wonderful romance, and even yet... a wonderful miracle! You claim your lady of the evening as your bride, looking forward to starting a beautiful family.

Fucking hell....my sides have left the galaxy

Sell the baby to orcs for sex slave

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Your new life with your beautiful family is cut abruptly short when you remember that you need cash to feed your powder addiction.

resort to selling body parts for powder addiction. Come across an infinite amount of powder

become orc chief, slaughter the innocent

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After a few amputations, you finally acquire enough powder to satisfy you for the rest of an average elf's lifespan

You then decided to go to Ireland for the leprechaun puss

Sell the powder to re attach whatever limbs are available!! Buy Bow and arrow, become squirrel powder addicted legolas

You travel to the distant Land of Ire and have a wonderful time with the locals

Now sell the powder for a higher price, and then buy some more again, do it until you got 9999999 gold

>ireland™
>top kek

You amass a respectable fortune with your supply of powder.

Some top quality posts in Sup Forums. Keep doing Kek's work user!

You come upon Vince and Jules and he asks English muthafucka do you speak it?

You live your childhood dream and sail the ocean

You use your funds to purchase a boat, and abandon all your possessions for the open sea. At last, you feel as free as the air pushing your sails. Your journey has come to an end.

This was fun fellas. I'll definitely be doing this again. glad you enjoyed it. ciao.

great thread, i love the artstyle

Someone please screenshot it

the lack of squirrels at sea will pull you back

Nice thread
None of you instantly killed the character, i'm proud

he still has the dwarf's cum on his face

Thanks for the wonderful thread op :)

Make half elf half human, half elf half orc, half elf half dwarf babies etc. Just go balls deep in all other races

posting in god tier thread, someone screencap this