For me, it's Billy Boulder

...

Gary Granite

Alan Asphalt

For me, it's Rock (João Guilherme Rodrigues da Silva)

Timmy Tarmac

Percy Pebble

Stevie Stone

Cory Concrete

Rudolph Ridge

Zane Zeolite

Sammy Sedimentary

Aaron Asphalt
Barry Basalt
Connor Cobblestones
Daniel Dirt
Eric Earth
Fred Flint
Gary Granite
Harry Hornfels
Ian Ingots
James Jasper
Kevin Kryptonite
Liam Lignite
Max Minerals
Nigel Nickel
Oliver Ore
Peter Pumice
Quentin Quartz
Ryan Rocks
Sam Sediment
Tom Terrain
Uther Uranium
Vincent Variolite
William Wolfram
Xavier Xonotlite
Yorick Yttrialite
Zack Zircon

Shane Schist

user Autism

Barney Block

Larry Limestone

Ian Igneous

yeah this was funny the first time but

Steven Silicate

Patty Porous

Sid sedimentary

insert copypasta here

Larry Lava

Carlos Cascalho

Ronnie rocks

Tommy Topaz

Simon Savesit

John Stones

underrated

John Stones isn't alliteration though.

Jimmy Pebbles

For me, it's Jimbo Pevleszkiy

Kek

Petrică Pietreanu

>yeah this was funny the first time but

Jimmy Glass

excellent post

I believe I referred to him as Gary Gravel around five months ago, when >pebbles was the preferred meme post.

What do you lads think about that? Can anyone beat it?

Fred Flintstone

Ricky Rubble

Crazy-Pave Dave

Some one please be honest with me
How do any of you find this funny?

>Some one please be honest with me
How do any of you find this funny?

Phil

John Updike

Manny Minerals