Can we all agree that the American pie movie series would've been better if the age of consent was at 30...

Can we all agree that the American pie movie series would've been better if the age of consent was at 30? Women are much more experienced at that age and make better partners.

good god, the process of ageing was not kind to her

How are they supposed to be "experienced" if they have never had sex until their 30's?

>be 30 f
>realize you fell for the career woman meme
>GUYS THOSE YOUNG WOMEN ARE SHIT
>MIDDLE AGE WOMEN ARE IN THEIR PRIME
>PLEASE DONT LET ME DIE ALONE
this whole 'middle age women are just entering their prime' is a meme spread by lonely 'empowered women' who only just now realize that the only true female empowerment is motherhood

That movie should be censored.

If you disagree, you're degenerate

This picture is still better then seeing her butchered nipples from her bad boob job.

I am happy that top is on, because her tits look like someone threw one of a half pepperonis at her chest from 10 feet away and they decided to sow them on.

It's not aging as much as she's legit anorexic.
Her body is dying a slow, and painful death.

I forgot to add this.

They've had experience dealing with guys and dating though and there's nothing sexier than seeing a woman pass by her most fertile years stuck in an office making tax income for Jews to spend on refugees to replace the kids she would have had if she hadn't spent her most fertile years stuck in an office making tax income for Jews to spend on refugees to replace the kids she would have had if she hadn't spent her most fertile years stuck in an office making tax income for Jews to spend on refugees to replace the kids she would have had if she hadn't spent her most fertile years stuck in an office making tax income for Jews to spend on refugees to replace the kids she would have had if she hadn't spent her most fertile years stuck in an office making tax income for Jews to spend on refugees

For reference guys, no ban pls, this is not porn.

I'll be 30 in 4 years.

Feels bad man.
Who almost 30 here?

Meth is one hell of a drug.

Me, and my advice is stop all your bad habits and be healthy.

What the fuck

31 reporting in. Still single. Fuck girls, I got my rolls.

2 years to go. Doesn't bother me. Life is too long anyways.

She picked a bad doctor, or didn't pay enough.

>a 30 years old virgin will be more experienced than a 18 years old virgin

A fucking retard.

Part of it is aging, yeah but several other factors are:
>smoking
>spending a lot of time in the sun
>having had a bunch of BAD plastic surgery (seriously REALLY bad)

Jesus Christ, my mom is 60 and doesn't look like she has that old of a body. What happened?

holy fucking shit.

that's not really tara reid on the right.. right guys?

>33
>college prof
>sleep till noon most days
>travel to different places at least 3-4 times a year
>have a skinny-fat 27yo gf

Advice: keep life simple, do what you love, and never (seriously.. NEVER) marry.

> Go with nipple entry instead of under the arm to avoid the huge scars.
> Be left with something even worse.

Ouch.

See

>watching American Pie
Good goy.

Good god

So you couldn't get married in a country with arranged marriages.
Wow. Just wow.