List every non-ballistic weapon you can think of, no questions

List every non-ballistic weapon you can think of, no questions

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gun

you had one job

bow

knife

Fork

lold

sharpened metal with gripping extension
also sharpened wooden stick
and blunt wooden stick

find one i didnt mention

mallet

whip

LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING

list things someone couldnt kill someone with. ill wait.

your own brain
>didn't have to wait too long

Dragon scimmy

contrary to popular belief, a whip makes for a pretty piss poor weapon.

you should have said chain


you faggot

>list things someone couldnt kill someone with
Fluffy Wambler
Oh wait.

good or bad, it's still a weapon, and its none of what mentioned

try beatin someone to death with half a marshmallow then

can be crammed down someones throat to asphyxiate them. try again.

i dont know if you knew this
but you cant take out your own brain
you need it to move
hard to believe, i know

Mate don't fucking test me

Wrong. A person who's brain is not connected to it's brainstem is dead, and dead people can not do anything.
Someone can use another person's brain to kill someone, yes, but nobody can use their own brain to do so.

there was no specific way mentioned how to do it. just name something that cant be used to kill someone.

my arms

never said i would be doing it. something that cannot be used as a weapon. not a method an item.

your doing it wrong, you use the brain to make better weapons

you can't kill someone with a marshmellow
it will get eatena and you will get punched. not necessarily in that order

force into windpipe. suffocate.

>eaten

>non-ballistic
>includes bow and arrow

I like the blunt stick with the spiky zest
garrote
hojojutsu it's a martial art involving a noosed rope. I don't know what the rope itself is called.

a stone

Good try but there's no backpedaling. You made a conjecture and challenged people to prove you incorrect, which they did near-instantly. It's okay to be wrong, just stop being a shithead about it.

My cock.

...you motherfucker

that still boils down to an edge with a gripping handle

is the word you're looking for... garrott wire?

maul

a guillotine

thats not a weapon

more of a workbench

melt and inject in vain ?

realistic weapon designs xdddddddddd

not relevant

nah it's something else, garrote is a verb more than a noun. It's sort of like a statement of purpose. Hojojitsu is not typically not used to strangle just ensnare as to restrict movement. The noose part is more often used on limbs to restrain someone trying to attack you.

>The weapon of knowedge
>the weapon of love
>books
>human kindess
>motherly love
>inspirations
>poetry
>art
>double sided katana
>everything in here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_premodern_combat_weapons

dude, try finding a needle you can squeeze molten marshmello through

why do you need them?
also catapult

severed limb

making my first shitty unity game

A weapon, arm, or armament is any device used with intent to inflict damage or harm to living beings, structures, or systems.

Nb4 marshmallow argument...

>not actually nb4

Ballistic missile

Lance

>contrary to popular belief, a whip makes for a pretty piss poor weapon.

NICE TRY LAO CHE

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Does a laser count

punji stick!

trident

pool ball + sock

65789% would play your first shitty unity game /bro/

your mom's dildo and it's 2 D-cell batteries

without knowing what it's gimmick is?
>your mom joke on Sup Forums

a dildo that big is no joke

Hardback copies of Stephen King stories

a fart in a cup

Will it be uploaded to Newgrounds?

no
most likely i will just make a blog for it and post the link to Sup Forums & ask for feedback and critique & possibly look into how Steam Greenlight works to see if I can post it there

My razor sharp personality

how can a personality be sharp even metaphorically. I can understand a "sharp tongue" or a "sharp whit" but a "sharp personality" does not seem to fit.

Shut up and let me have this one.

My feet. No, I don't know Karate, I just have athlete's foot.

6 headed t-rex dildo

comes with flame thrower attachment

force feed until they get diabetes and die

This counts, right?

I don't see a spear.
And if arrows aren't ballistic, you could include crossbow.

See

Oh - and slingshot, spear thrower, whip, bolo, boomerang, poison dart, and if you're going to list several types of sword, you could do the same with knives.

And how the hell do you use a Ring Sword without hurting yourself?

An unloaded gun

How has no one mentioned this?

Battle Ladder

I would count a net as a weapon, if you have a primary weapon you'll use to actually kill someone after immobilising them

Check this shit out!

bathtub toaster

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I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE, etc.

kek

toy lightsaber
scissors
spork
poop jugs
legs
fists
a book (papercuts)
bat
rock
boulder
pebble to the eye
lawn mower
door
chips

baseball bat

youtube.com/watch?v=1igvrZ0KosA

THEY ALREADY SAID THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A bow and arrow is a ballistics weapon you idiot

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whats this then?

hands (real man dont need weapon to kill)

op's moma

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Spoon, the weapon of the absolute madmen.

Kanobo

Sarcasm eludes you

Swords
Sycthe
Sickle
Pike
Axe
Hammer
Knives
Daggers
Shuriken
Nunchucks
Claws
Sling
Bows
Staff
Mace
Morningstar
Naginata
Halberd
Javelin
Flail
Whip
Mancatcher
Blowpipe
Punching Daggers
Darts
Molotov
Bombs
Steaks
Flame Thrower

pocket sand