Heading out for the first date since the divorce? How do I look?

Heading out for the first date since the divorce? How do I look?

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I wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley

Is your date a corpse?

like the world's first virgin divorcee

Suit needs to be tailored which would make you look a lot better but otherwise lookin' sharp go get em faggot

Brah,you and the piano going out to eat or the movies?

You can't fool me little boy

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12 year olds always pretending because they have to lie to get noticed.

Sad.

You look like a banker from 1974.

Oh look it's Dan Neuman again. OP is a wank.

Your piano is trying to "bunny ear" you in the background.

Sharp but pants are too long and overall look seems to lack a bit of confidence. Everything will be allright!

fuck that suit is way too loose. take it to a tailor so you don't look like you picked it up at goodwill

Better than last time but a bit over dressed unless you're going to the opera. Pants are too long

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sloppy. tuck in your fucking vest and buy the right size pants next time.

OP is a faggot

is that a tie or a scarf in the left picture? jeez

You look ready to undertake a new romance

Are you taking a nun out to dinner?

Probably made from his Gran's curtains.

Birthday suit would be better

1: Get an actual tailor.
2 Divorce? Dating? Haven't you fucking learnt, yet?

Christ, if you're not a troll lighten up OP. You look like you're the eldest son of a funeral home proprietor filling in for daddy's Florida trip.

mortician/10

Like you have autism

Tool/10