Saved this guy from a chinese sea market

Saved this guy from a chinese sea market

Dubs names my turtle.

weinstien

polanski

cosby

Kinda like it but no duubs

dog

rock

Ed

milonakis

Woody Ben Soop

Jabba

Penis biter

Bentley

Idk why anyone would eat him got him a tank he'll be cool to have low maintance

Sushi Antithesis

Oh my wat fucking waste lmao

reroll

Dinner

Because Chinese people lack empathy.

what a terrible fucking name choice

Winrar

Flim Flam the Zim Zam

Kalani Paiʻea Wohi o Kaleikini Kealiʻikui Kamehameha o ʻIolani i Kaiwikapu kauʻi Ka Liholiho Kūnuiākea, King of Hawaii

Grimsby or Koopa

Pickle Rick Harambe

charles the 22'nd

Idk why anyone would eat him got him a tank he'll be cool to have low maintance

Is his new name
What do you think of the tank i got him?

re roll

Archduke Caesar

guess your turtle's name is reroll

Nosoup4u

STOP GETTTING FUCKING DUBS YOU FUCK. LITERALY JUST NAME HIM CHARLES YOU JEW (22'nd)

Emsbry cuckerton III

we have a winner ladies and gentlecucks

Snob...cause it's nose is up in the air.

Op got dubs first lol

Fagrid the black

uhg, fucking turtles. SO SO annoying.... my house mate also 'saved' one from a guy who was gonna release to the river

They do nothing but maing fucking noise. Splashing constantly, rocks and shit banging away, pump buzzing 24/7. Wakes you up early as soon as the suns up, they start fucking splashing around.

Seriously a waste of space that brings nothing but annoyance OP. Have fun with that

do turtles need to breath?

Come on

i have mad respect for you my guy

No, they are a lot like plants.

OP YOUR TURTLE IS GOING TO DROWN IT CANT SWIM YOU FUCKING TARD

Op steals some chinese dudes pet, buys a tank to keep said stolen pet. This all makes sense.

Name him Crumpet

Win

Isnt that a little to deep for land turtle.

Hitler

I'm serious dude... I'd rather anything else in that tank but that fucking turtle.... oh man. I hope you'r isn;t like the one here OP... you can't pet it or hold it for comfort, it doesn't know when your talking to it like a cat or dog. It just. Splashes.

Whats the point?... Fish make better pets. Or an ocelot thing or whatever their called.

This.

this kek

DUDE does it have webbed feet or little stumpy feet???
Make sure you don't drown the cunt

Op steals Chinese dudes pet land turtles to drown.

Turtles name is reroll!

Entré the giant

Jackhammer Jack

Bad news guys turtle died turns out it cant swin hes been sitting there for hours .

fulfill its original purpose and make some soup

real?

Post pic if true

That name is kinda long

the only correct answer

congrats on contracting salmonella

turtles will sit underwater for a while

Kek You just supported the cruel practice buy purchasing the turtle... good job