Saved this guy from a chinese sea market
Dubs names my turtle.
Saved this guy from a chinese sea market
Dubs names my turtle.
weinstien
polanski
cosby
Kinda like it but no duubs
dog
rock
Ed
milonakis
Woody Ben Soop
Jabba
Penis biter
Bentley
Idk why anyone would eat him got him a tank he'll be cool to have low maintance
Sushi Antithesis
Oh my wat fucking waste lmao
reroll
Dinner
Because Chinese people lack empathy.
what a terrible fucking name choice
Winrar
Flim Flam the Zim Zam
Kalani Paiʻea Wohi o Kaleikini Kealiʻikui Kamehameha o ʻIolani i Kaiwikapu kauʻi Ka Liholiho Kūnuiākea, King of Hawaii
Grimsby or Koopa
Pickle Rick Harambe
charles the 22'nd
Idk why anyone would eat him got him a tank he'll be cool to have low maintance
Is his new name
What do you think of the tank i got him?
re roll
Archduke Caesar
guess your turtle's name is reroll
Nosoup4u
STOP GETTTING FUCKING DUBS YOU FUCK. LITERALY JUST NAME HIM CHARLES YOU JEW (22'nd)
Emsbry cuckerton III
we have a winner ladies and gentlecucks
Snob...cause it's nose is up in the air.
Op got dubs first lol
Fagrid the black
uhg, fucking turtles. SO SO annoying.... my house mate also 'saved' one from a guy who was gonna release to the river
They do nothing but maing fucking noise. Splashing constantly, rocks and shit banging away, pump buzzing 24/7. Wakes you up early as soon as the suns up, they start fucking splashing around.
Seriously a waste of space that brings nothing but annoyance OP. Have fun with that
do turtles need to breath?
Come on
i have mad respect for you my guy
No, they are a lot like plants.
OP YOUR TURTLE IS GOING TO DROWN IT CANT SWIM YOU FUCKING TARD
Op steals some chinese dudes pet, buys a tank to keep said stolen pet. This all makes sense.
Name him Crumpet
Win
Isnt that a little to deep for land turtle.
Hitler
I'm serious dude... I'd rather anything else in that tank but that fucking turtle.... oh man. I hope you'r isn;t like the one here OP... you can't pet it or hold it for comfort, it doesn't know when your talking to it like a cat or dog. It just. Splashes.
Whats the point?... Fish make better pets. Or an ocelot thing or whatever their called.
This.
this kek
DUDE does it have webbed feet or little stumpy feet???
Make sure you don't drown the cunt
Op steals Chinese dudes pet land turtles to drown.
Turtles name is reroll!
Entré the giant
Jackhammer Jack
Bad news guys turtle died turns out it cant swin hes been sitting there for hours .
fulfill its original purpose and make some soup
real?
Post pic if true
That name is kinda long
the only correct answer
congrats on contracting salmonella
turtles will sit underwater for a while
Kek You just supported the cruel practice buy purchasing the turtle... good job