ITT: Sup Forumssican High School

You know the deal.

>The one kid everybody thought was gay

What are you talking about, moz would be the English professor who always wants to see the cute boys after class and is friends with the theater teacher, professor bowie

Literally Y A G

>The quiet kid who everyone liked but never really saw outside school

That one kid that everyone seemed to get along well enough with, but who ended up killing themselves and it surprised everyone

>that kid who attempted suicide 4 times

Haha I don't get these references I was homeschooled

You mean
>Everybody still thinks is gay

>varg

The janitor who you think has PTSD from the war and stares at people way too long

The autistic weaboo

>oh, man...
>You nailed it.

pic related: The cafeteria lady who slipped "mercy cyanide" into the meatloaf.

That one teacher that doesn't look people messing about or talking in his class so everyone sits in silence unless they're directly spoken to by him

Anime and chess club leader

>Those kids always looking for psychedelics

That kid who's permanently stoned/high

Mac doesn't smoke weed bro.not very chill or fun of you to claim he does

>that kid who tasted his own shit
>that kid who fucked that gothic chick

perfect

That history teacher who will take any opportunity to talk about 'Nam

the black kid who never talked that much but did the most funniest/savage shit you could possibly think of when the time came

The kid who beat his wife

The Chad everyone wanted to be like or be with. Captain of ever sports team. Got straight A*s. Fucked every good looking girl.

The closet homosexual and drug addict

>That professor that was really strict, but knew pretty much everything

That guy who you know browses /fit/ all the time

kek

You mean
>Is gay

That kid who never showed up to class but somehow had straight As and got into a good college.

>that kid who everyone used to thought he would shoot up the school

That one teacher everyone thought was a pedophile

The kid who brought a weapon to school to look cool and cried when he was confronted about it

Hi thom
>closet

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Who was he?

>that kid who died on Christmas 2017 because some weaboo music board predicted

P.S: im from future

forgot pic

delet this now

pretty boy who every basic bitch wanted

That one lad who seemed really nice to everyone but for whatever reason the rest of his friendship group slagged him off behind his back

god damn it how did i miss this

"The dark and moody one", "the funny one", "the friendly and approachable one" and "the silent one"

what memendary thread that was tho

Why is it every big get on this board either ends up on Kpop general or ends up killing someone?

The kid who ALWAYS tried to shove politics to everything and felt superior because of that.

the dad of that one kid who was a way better player than him.

>and always had the coolest guitars and amps because his dad was trying to live through him

All American Quarterback

grimes is the true queen of Sup Forums

Digits for Grimes after the death digits just means she's dying as well

Hit it perfectly

the really cool english teacher that everyone loves but rarely gets grades out on time

That black kid who always hit you in the nuts in gym class whenever he had the opportunity

Artsy anorexic girl you sits at the back of class and hangs around with the weeb spergs, smells weird, fior some reason all the poular girls pretend to like er and she gets invited to parties allot.

99 is death
1 is birth
&
0 is immortality

so she is immortal, the universe started from 0 so she is the universe

>the special needs kid who really wanted to make friends but ended up annoying most of his classmates and was only friends with the students who took pity on him

Your bestie and probably the one that really understood how you felt until at a party in your house, he kissed you and fucked you in the ass at your parents dorm

I'm shit at this? Who would he have been?

That janitor that bought you cigarettes whenever you asked him

the Drama-Club reject

Teacher who always fought with the principal

that fat anime girl that hang around with the other fat anime girls

That kid who everyone knew was a math genius but didn't really like because he was super condescending and way too into conspiracy theories and weird sci-fi movies

The edgy kid who drew swastikas on everything and only wrote stories about rape and murder.

>the really, really weird girl who didn't have any friends but was generally accepted because she was really rich

>that girl that 3/4ths of the student body wanted to hatefuck

>that artsy girl who didn't get along with any of the other artsy girls

The guy who slept with every hot girl no matter what her peer-niche/clique was because he knew she was super-model material regardless of her social class.

And they loved it because he wrote poetry about them.

Quietly, the Ultimate Player.

AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION

FACT

...and then got into a fight with her single mom who later had her deported since she wasn't a legal citizen.

the smiths and mor fucking SUCK holy shit how can people listen to that garbage and that fucking whiny voice?

post 3 good songs from either group to prove me wrong

>that kid who actually killed himself

the school mascot

>a math genius with the eating disorder

A geometry teacher who smokes Cuban cigars in his cabinet after classes, always argues with the principal because of general lack of discipline, puts his favorite rare cactus on his table and likes smart absurdist poetry and jokes but becomes vulgar all too quickly. Plays the flute in local jazz fusion bands. He's often seen with women whom he calls girlfriends but who actually are hookers. You can discern a spark of genius and cordiality in him when he becomes drunk, but usually he's an asshole.

...and voted for California governor Jerry Brown because his nickname was "Moonbeam".

>the guy who seemed cool at first but had some really weird habits which became gradually eccentric over the years

DELET THIS NOW YOU MIKE LOVE LOVING FAGGOT

>the sweet goth kid that somehow everybody liked

> ...and all the hicks left alone while they beat the living shit out of all the other so-called goths within an inch of their life.

That is just lazy shitposting senpai, you can do it better, try again.

Hi Thom, is great to have you here .

The greatest guy in school, every girl wanted and him and every guy wanted to be him.

Leave Brian alone pls.

That one dude who was friends with everyone across any cliques

>the chad that got the hottest girl and bullied the manlets

the kid who skipped all the classes

shit, is that just black ink covering his entire right arm

>that kid that went on long incoherent rants about psy ops and the the deconstructive quality of 80's pop music

The nice Chad who was a little weird but would always stick up for you or loan you a pencil

All the betas had a huge crush on her, but she mostly ended up getting picked up by Chads and Tyrones.

Got straight A's because all the A/V nerds helped her with her homework, but she never went out with any of them

gym teacher

that ultrachad who's so big he's treated like a babby, gets best grades, is friends with everybody only because he's bigger than all adults and is the main guy in the school's sports team

The super hot girl who played everyone like a fiddle because she was secretly a psycho.

...

>That kid who never showed up to class but somehow had straight As and got into a good college.
literally me

lol why is she so abusive?

in high school he was probably preppy until he took pcp in college and fucked his cognitive faculties

The hot, quiet, goth girl that everyone secretly wanted to bang.

Best post ITT.

the class clowns who somehow always sit by each other in every class