/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

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I wanna feel it

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The fuck

Why this bitch be lookin like Edward Furlong in American History X?

What does the Dutch turbo-autist say about this pic

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how is this shit so good, amerivga explain

Redpill me on Julian ASSange(r)
Why did no one realize he was a Russian agent until he leaked the DNC stuff?

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Just ate ALL the strawberries in my fridge

Absolute madman

what do we say to death?

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I'd sticc

/cum/ in

I cum in you uwu

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even bald cara is cuter than taiwanese cheese feet

sorry I just changed my mind

I should be allowed to moderate /cum/

you have to eat your own semen once daily tho

TOUCHING myself on the face

how much of it? might be worth it

don't do that unless you want acne

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Why are there so many cucks?

So fist of flames is a bot, right?

probably

im going to nap now

he's black

I'm a bot but I don't have a off switch

Also you can't push my buttons without my permission

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reminder that this is the greatest anime ever made

You guys hear about the Russian in Cancun? An entire mob formed trying to lynch him and he survived. He even managed to kill one of them before escaping to the roof before the cops came and made the mob disperse. Can Mexicans do anything right?

what's your credit score

i will determine how white you are based on your score

i only have a debit card

-12%

its kinda hard to kill a russian

>henrico wouldnt hang out with you irl

what is this destiny 2 game like

do the heathens not bleed like we do?

I don't think our banks calculate good boy points. Also I only have a prepaid credit card.

they have that healing power like wolverine

Hips and thighs.

thought up a really good shitpost earlier but now I can't remember it

Can't wait for the Habsburg to die so I can finally HEEM Bohemia and unite the West Slavs under one flag.

Korean guy just opened up a restaurant in front of where I work, really good.

i don't like seafood or most veggies, will i like it there?

If you like fried chicken and korean bbq it's great.

big

>Korean guy
M O N T E R R E Y

At least gonna try to get some weed

>he doesn't live in a state with legal weed
Lmao

>he hasn't already

If I screamed like Son Goku when he transforms into a super saiyan could I get the energy to go for a swim workout?

No you'd get an aneurysm and die

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I don't want this. It's probably better to be listless after all.

Got some weed, buds
Also been told that it's my turn to bring snacks

If I didn't smoke weed I would have killed myself by now to be honest

You speak italian?

rock the dragon rock the dragon

rock rock rock the dragon dragon

If you smoke alone most of the time, you have a problem desu

i want to abuse drugs desu but i don't know how to get them anymore

Only German as a native and English as a non-native speaker.

good night /cum/
maybe tomorrow there will be some good posts

just autism

Reeeee I will never have an Italian speaking Swiss twink bf

digimon digital monstern sndnsandasjdas a champion

digimon digital monters skmdandajoto a champin

i had 2 digimon movies in vhs that one with the summer and the internet and the other one that came with an angela preview

both were in english idk why

>i want to abuse drugs

I want drugs to abuse me

KKKK

Where the fuck did everybody go

Out having fun maybe
>tfw nothing planned for today
At least I have something for tomorrow.

it's saturday every1's at church

I went to bed

Are you having a good dream?

What do you have to do to get a gf with tits like these

keep it down, he's slippin
get ripped and beefed up with MUSCLE

California. I hate California but you've gotta admit that they have good looking women.

Meant to say
>Live in California
Or be rich.

let's be real
it's easy to get muscle

live anywhere but california

>I hate California but you've gotta admit that they have good looking women.

Roommate has been sitting in the bathroom for forty minutes. Wish he would just beat off in his room instead of hogging the bathroom.

lmaoing at this
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How did you get my picture?

tfw no gf

which one of you lives in this house?

Wish I had a gf

Filename reminds me of the Loveland Castle.

Wish I had an asian gf

Really NEED a ______ gf ASAP

>tfw have an Asian fwb but she doesn't want to be in a relationship right now
Feels bad desu

(male)

took a really wet poo and the poo soaked a bit through the toilet paper, not good

it's about time you stop doing this faggot shit

you will turn into one

This is animal abuse
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Turn into a what, a male?

Ayayaya

Man I so wanna fuck a girl right now