/f1/ Formula 1 General - Anons Fix F1 Edition

> Countdown to China GP:
whenisf1on.com

>Session time in your time
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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 25 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 18 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 15 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 12 points
5. Max Verstappen 10 points

>Friday results
No one cares and there weren't any anyway.

>We are fixing the race week-end now

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sport is dead though

You nan is dead mate

Memes aren't tho

Reverse direction qualy during a regular direction F2 race is the only way to south that China GP out 2bh

>nth for vetee wins lol

which driver has largest benis?

7th for gimi wdc 2018-2027

>> Countdown to China GP:
>whenisf1on.com

Can we start using F1countdown.com ?

The FP/Qual times aren't hidden, so there's less confused questions from retards.

Hamilton obviously

Gravel holds the future of the sport. Make sure to thank some the next time you see some. We all take it for granted and hey, sometimes you find it stuck in the bottom of your shoe.

Everyone please say something nice about gravel today

Captcha is getting weirder and weirder.

Tilke won't allow skipping the trademark long straight-hairpin section unless you suck his cock, therefore every driver has to get off the car to perform a blowjob, at every lap obv

I watched Empire of dust yesterday and the chinese guy was looking for gravel the whole movie. Sad!

>fixing Formula 1

Just let them race on this track desu

Dogs are almost small horses. Think about that for just a moment. Do not confuse a horse with a dog though, different thing entirely

That goes without saying obviously

So like a deer without horns?

That bottom line would be so good

Some people just do not have the knack for gravel. It's not to be taken lightly and you need a clear, steady head to track proper gravel down.

Accept nothing less than the best gravel out there lads

how long did it take you to make this and how long did you wait for the new thread to post this so it would get more attention?

Stop it, Tilke

Bye bye Gio. I told you, Finland.

>But his target and our target is to have him as soon as possible in the car, ideally in the next race, but if not it will be the next one

>What’s clear is that he is our second driver and that’s not going to change

He, or some other user, posted it already some weeks ago

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why would he go on the internet and lie about it?

>discussions about starting the race earlier to have more time for delaying it

Getting up at 6am and watching literally nothing happening for 4 hours, posting in /f1/ with hot chocolate maybe. What a way to start a Sunday.

yes lad

post detailed hamilton dick size analysis from off season

You now just realised that there are people that only post in race threads and don't know about this great post

I like how saying NO can now mean you're quoting VER or HAM

/comfy/

But in the rules don't they only have so many hours to complete the race? So all this would do is make the wait start and end earlier?

yes and it was not big.

~16 centimetres is the benchmark.

Good thread.

Quints for gravel. Who knows what it'll bring you

yeah nice

Just drive in the fucking rain JEsus fucking Christ it's not fucking rocket science, they did it all the time until a few years ago
saves weight desu

I he, dare I say it, gonna win it?

>the city of you

Do not like the look of those lads in the background one bit. Please keep a cross close

Another option for F1

>Friday morning quick 10 laps race with every driver randomly positioned on the track
>Le Mans style start, so at the green light every driver has to run across the track get in the car and start
>On Saturday every driver does two laps of quali, one on the normal racetrack and the other on the racetrack but backwards
>Best combined time gets the chance to skip the mandatory Schumi jerk-off for that week
>Starting position are decided after a 20-driver press conference where fans vote for the grid
>Sunday race is split in two sessions, one at the sunrise and one at the sunset, the sunset session starts with the same gaps between drivers, if someone gets the wrong gap he's forced to do the rest of the race doing a drive through at every lap.
>On the podium the winner gets the chance to jerk off a local trap/ladyboy

Don't let the fat get to your brain Nick, this is not about racing in the rain but helicopters flying through storms.

Or just make half the grid drive the other way

Still better than 2016 qualifying shake-up.

I think he progressed to type 3 diabetes

reminder of the time Victoria-Jane showed off her dildo collection

>Or just make half the grid drive the other way
pretty sure Toca 2 had a mode like this

bet she loves the second from right up her pooshute

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ToCA 2, man that takes me back
Played it until it crashed on my PC

Guys, here's a really cheeky request, but due to the ever increasing costs of Sky I've recently cancelled everything, thus losing half of the races on the calendar. :(

Does anyone know if there are any good live-streams of the race?

This is going to be a shitfest like US GP two years ago and everybody knows it.

Nah man we all use Sky

They are posted every thread around 20mins before first coverage starts for the day

Post GOAT racing games

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You don't consider that the rain will be at least 10x more acid so you won't see Ricky and Torpedo dancing and Williams canoeing

Download Acestream, blur your house

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Thankyou my friend, hopefully I'll be able to chromecast this live stream. Sucks, have had Sky for about 10 years, they gave F1 HD to me when I signed up for Sky HD but as it's pretty much the only thing I watch on Sky, when the moved it to be a part of the Sky Sports plan, expecting yet another £20 a month I jus thought fuck it all.

Crap I can't remember the name of this game but good god it was amazing. Sure it was the first of a series of games?

youtube.com/watch?v=yDTiH_-Drw0
NVM found it :)

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MIJN NEGER

re-volt was the shit

MASHED is ten years old but still the best party racer on PC

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do I see some Tilke in there?

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people from countries other than the Netherlands don't just watch the sport because of one driver from their own country

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Where do I get a licence for Acestream?

t. country that stopped watching F1 when Schumi didn't do so well anymore

gpupdate.net/en/f1-news/230331/schumacher-return-boosts-german-tv-ratings/

Easy mate just go to your local library

>ratings started dropping at a steady rate since 2002, Schumacher's most successful season
>"hurr hurr, Germans stopped watching when he retired or stopped winning"

not an argument, Schumacher's return boosted tv ratings all across the globe

whats your obsession with the Netherlands? Your bottom seems befuddled quite frequently

>what is finland
:D

>Ferrariland

youtube.com/watch?v=TJi9bssnVnc

F

nothing, just didn't like how that one Dutch guy said that the sport is dead talking trash about a country because one guy said something bad is very common on Sup Forums

Can someone post the FP1 and FP2 results pls?

OK. So.. When's the race?

NO ONE KNOWS

F1 have unironically made a free practice highlights video

kek

top kek

would have been even funnier if it went in his mouth

Here you go m8

whats wrong with pig buttholes tho

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