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what's the greatest life lesson that you have learned so far ?

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Drugs WILL fuck your brain up.

nothing matters so kill yourself

Jews will post shit like this in order to keep you suppressed from discovering the truth of oneness and shunning the ego.

your life is a palimpsest of lessons some great others not so.

Just because they're the love of your life, doesn't make you the love of their's.

That there are no rules to always follow. You just gotra find your way through every situation for every situation is different.

Don't look for a rule of thumb, unless you wanna get even dumber.

How to accurately identify scoliosis

I like this

Compound interest. Seriously look it up. It will make you rich.

Are you the fucker that posted about scoliosis in the thread about girls kick your ass?

Live and let live

Duck!!!!

Most valuable lesson ITT

Dont settle or rush anything. Patience is key to everything

That is pretty fucking stupid to be honest. "Oh even though people have gone through this and there are lessons to be learned and easy mistakes to avoid, lets just reinvent the fucking wheel and do things my own way every time and not even consider anything else."

Great logic there. You are a moron to not take into account information from other people, doesn't mean you have to draw the same conclusions as them but knowing the rules of thumb for situations and life events will make you more capable of making an informed decision.

You can Always start over, it's never late to change and you still have plenty of time to make mistakes are BULLSHIT statements when it comes to you professional life.

If you don't apply yourself and start with an internship as soon as you hit Uni you'll be condemned to a life of running after chances with the majority of people, instead of having created them yourself.

Please, please don't slack off as I did.

Source: Me, I have 2 degrees law and economics, am 45 and jobless.

Bitches are stupid as fuck. They operate off of group think and have no ability to logically come to a conclusion. Because of this inability to logically reason through day to day situations the are not to be trusted. Not because of a womans cunningness or innate evils but because of thier inherent stupidity.

Don't shoot up the place

right tighty lefty loosy

Weed included.

Mmmmm...smells like fresh permavirgin in here.

pictures of animal cruelty are fine, pictures of bestiality are not

that doesn't even rhyme you piece of shit

Never trust a fart.

beer before liquor, never sicker
liquor before beer, you're in the clear

what????
lmao

Brown people and Hebrews should be rounded up, imprisoned and executed for the good of humanity.

You sound like someone that doesn't know which way to turn the wrench. Also someone bad at poetry.

kill all russians.

Everyone else is only looking out for number one.
Even your family.

pain is a lesson

Kek
I use this thought process to my advantage. Instead of trying to have real deep intellectual discussions with women I tell them exactly what they want to hear and i play with thier emotions to fuck them.
I took a canadian vet med student bar whore with a boyfriend home in less then 30 minutes of knowing her friday night and fucked her brains out. All I had to do was tell her I hated Trump (I voted for him) and talk to her ugly friend first.
Like I said women are stupid.

top left is close down

animal gore is okay, humans having intercourse with animals is not

Second most important: It's the details that impress. Don't skimp on anything. Take your date to the best place you can, work hard to please her, write little infos that the regular study books didn't have on your essays and tests, pay attention to people's preferences and you'll end up outshinning your pears every time.

It's okay to follow your passion if you're good at it. If not find a job you're good at and have the skills for and eventually it'll become your passion. Don't make hobbies careers.

When it comes to titties there's no such thing as "too big."

/Had some J-cups smooshed in my face once.
//Still want bigger.

>if Elliott Rodger actually got laid

Stop shilling your shitty forced "meme", samefag

Yup

You have never known a woman whose name doesn't end in .jpg.

thanks i didn't understand that at first

>outshinning your pears
are you even fucking trying

I've used that printer too

Samefag

think always in the long term and dont waste time on shit that dosnt fit your end game

Say what?

All behavior is non-parametric, so don't try to control any of them parametrically.
Too statistical for you? Then: zero tolerance is a fallacy.

Snakes will not be intimidated just because you shout at them.

Doing things you know you should do even if you dont feel like it.

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Don't expect life to get any easier or you're up for disappointment.

Not saying life will only get shittier.
I'm saying don't expect it to get any better. Nothing else.

Post pics of yourself, Alpha user
I'd love to see what a cool guy like yourself has to offer in terms of physical appearance
Unless you're completely lying, and repulsive, and invented that story in the shower to make yourself feel better of why the girl at the bar recoiled in disgust everytime she accidently made eye contact with the fat, greasy, rancid smelling faggot mouthbreathing in the corner.

No matter how fucked things are - learn to laugh.

Use cold water to clean jizz up. Not warm, warm makes it's like glue

That's because they're deaf.

Or very, very poor.

What's your theory on that one?

You will meet people and fall for them. Dont peruse it like it is fate. You will forget about them quick enough if you dont see them.

Although, I would have never listened to anyone who told me that. I dont expect anyone to listen to me either. Its a learn the hard way situation.

The digital camera was the greatest invention of the twentieth century.

Traps are gay

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Focus on your own life, be kind to others, always set goals to accomplish even if they're small, appreciate and take care of what you have, don't base you happiness on women, don't overindulge in drugs/alcohol, be honest to yourself.

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The shitty-optics low res camera phone, not so much.

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if it exist, there is porn of it

wow such fail
very newfag
so kys

Jews will post shit like this in order to make you curious about drugs so that you will fuck your brain up.

>Lift heavy weights from the knees, always
>Don't listen to your music too loud, you'll only get hearing problems in the future
>Never be cruel or cowardly
>Listen to your parents, you'll miss them and their advice sooner than what you'll think
>Treasure everyone who comes into your life, no matter how briefly they are there
>Although it is good to be selfless and care for others, don't forget about yourself. Indulge yourself, see thongs you always wanted to, be a little bit selfish sometimes
>Always put yourself out there. Opportunities appear more frequently to people who have the confidence to do so.
>Love isn't something you search for, it's something that'll find you
>Lastly, don't waste your life behind a screen

Only chicks can be bi. Dudes are either straight or gay, no in-between. You take a dick once as a dude, you're gay.

It's like sewage and wine. Add a teaspoon of wine to sewage, it's still sewage. Add a teaspoon of sewage to wine, it becomes sewage. That's what engaging in gay activity is. It's sewage.

But chicks can be bi cause that's totally hot.

Oh, and if you like traps, you're a total fag.

5 grams dried psilocybin mushrooms on an empty stomach. Don't do this unless you are ready to face all your demons.

Never trust native americans or niggers.

Morality is objective, most people should be killed, the Jews have ruined everything good.

keep going, otherwise you suck

Tru

Jews will post shit like this in order to make you paranoid over jewish influence, in every scenario.

Bad things happen to good people.
If you can see through the phony shit and see the world for what it really is you just might realize how fragile and incredible this whole thing is and gain a new respect for life while you're at it.

this website is full of fucking retards.
like you are legitimately the dumbest people I have ever seen.
drink bleach

I'll add to this: always be mindful of others but, for your own sake, never believe that their happiness is predicated upon your actions or that you have a duty to make others happy at the expense of your own happiness.

This is a surefire way to live a miserable, despite honorable, life. DO NOT DO IT.

All girls are cunts treat them as such..... No, the love of your life is no exception.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

That the U. S and my country the UK are the biggest warmongering countries on the planet and the bullshit our media tells us is believed by 99% of our populations

Experience the world - travel, get to meet people, and don't settle on a spouse. Be crazy (you'd have to be) in love, or don't get married. And remember, divorce is an option.

Never trust Americans.

well don't you sound like a soft cuck
>Don't live life from behind a screen
my fucking sides

you can hide your alcoholism from family and coworkers for decades if you are sneaky enough

getting head without condom and fuckign girls with a condom on is a great way to not get STDs. so far so good!

Women are NOT equal to men. And they know it. And they are desperate for a strong, confident, successful man.

Never ever let a woman think she's your equal or better than you: she will leave you and take your stuff. Don't let your guard down, women have no honor, no remorse, and no pity.

Nope.
Just act like an adult and you'll ever be on the upside.
Is she misbehaving, mistreating you or disrespecting you? Don't call her out, heva an actual conversation. Be direct, state the facts as you see them and never ever try to argue them. Just change your mind if you see you are truly wrong.
If you dwell, you'll look and feel like a pussy and she'll resent you for it.
If you do as I say, you'll either see a change on her behaviour or you'll dump her ads and will find out that she'll be calling you back sonnet rather then later.
If she does, fuck and dump.
If she doesn't, move the fuck on.

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Don't drink the bong water

considering the amount of times ive seen the tards on here congratulate guys for fucking some dudes wife or girlfriend I think that probably goes for most of humanity

hate brings nothing but despair to the table of life

angry people are sad people

I'll add to this as well: Another good way is for you to shave a few hours or less before Second, specially the hairs on your dick and balls.
Shave them one day before: always.

This

The United States is shits compared to other countries. I lived in Colombia for 5 years as a english teacher . I owned a house a good car and motorcycle. I ate healthy every day from real cows that are not given the same shit in the US. I moved back to the US because of homesickness. I love una rented apartment no fucking car and the food feels so processed. We Americans need to travel to other countries so we can come back and change things

long and thin goes too far in
short and thick does the trick

Hahahahaha the fact that you are this mad and it's true is hilarious.
Post pics of my self so you can try to track me down and ruin my life as Sup Forums does.
Sorry i'm not that stupid. Probably because i'm not a woman.