Fuckin cat cut me when i was sleeping. Tell me Sup Forums what i should do with that muthafucka

Fuckin cat cut me when i was sleeping. Tell me Sup Forums what i should do with that muthafucka.

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Nothing, stop being a bitch.

That's some scoliosis right there.

hmmmmm

Are you willing to mutiliate it or murder it?

You have pretty eyes ^^

I would do nothing, I am just hungry for ideas

Eyes as eyes, every the same for everyone.

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What are you?

hmm.

Have you seen that video of that african american pouring bouling water on that cat?

Or one of those videos where they give the cat a good kick like a soccer ball.

Otherwise maybe just get rid of his claws completely, make them numb ?

I like your mustache.

In this photo your Iris looks a bit like a Canadian leaf :p

Just trim claws every 2 weeks and don't sleep on the cat/thrash about in bed like a spastic

XD man, i should shave that shit I am looking dumb. But normally its invisible

Aspirin

i dunno, what do you think?

Man i think she didnt recognize my head so she attacked as fuck

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make it a tuna sandwich and apologize for leaving the kitchen...

post tits, that will show your cat!!

I was always thinking that the cat is a pussy not me

cut your hair you fuckin retard

Oh i see that you are giving a fuck to other man look. Are you gay or smth?

Sharpie in the pooper.. then call the cat silly silly thunder fart! Film that shit.. and post.

the cat is clearly the man in the household ...

also you were asking for it.

I think you've been ugly before.

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Shave your 'tach stupid bitch!

Do you English?

STOP SAYING MEAN THINGS TO THIS BEAUTIFULL GIRL!

SHE IS JUST A LITTLE HURT AND WE SHOULD ALL GIVE HER THE LOVE SHE DESERVES ALREADY!

Oh yea you are right, i just forgot

Oh man you are worse than all of them

I am not native, so I am not perfect in everything.

Hypocrit faggot say that to my face and i'll slice open your ribcage for harming this lady

What's with the adam's apple?

But you know man, that that was me, OP?

god damn you're retarded
the bitch looks like dogshit, accept it already

no the scars don't match

XD man the phone flipped the photo.

>BEAUTIFULL GRIL

riiiiiiiight...

so many fedoratippers here god dam

no you are memeing

Truth and check'd

OOGA BOOGA

Sit cat down and say YOU BAD CAT!

cut his claws off and shower him

wtf i wasnt on this shit site for 3 days and you autistic frogposters learnt a new cancer word ?

sauce

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42 posts in and no one has said, "Tits or GTFO!"? Are you fucking kidding me? Sup Forums is dead.

Do you chew fingernails?
Neurotic...

Fun fact:, i did this and the cat did sad face and shutted up

you should pound your own pussy you ugly bitch

Show cat your boi pussy.

I read that this is neurotic but i dont see enything more neurotic in me. That's good?

That fact was fun

Thats some scoliosis right there

my cat did the same shit to me where she climbed my tapestry then jumped on my face

Your cat hates you.

I remember you, you get around by skateboard

Oh yea, yea mine was jumping like fucking karate kid.

No way dude. I hate skatefags

it was brutal

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Btw, someone knows what i can do with that kind of hair?

Suck its dick/lick its pussy

I think nah, i like only human girls

Male or female?

Just embrace being the trap you were always meant to be.

Are those tears?

Oh Mr.Knowbetter thx for that.

You look like a dude so make a man bun

you look like shia labeouf did the fusion dance with dylan klebold

no im not a pussy. its neosporin

samefag just realized you are a dude...

Is it a oxymoron?

Kick it's ass

Kill it with fire!

Leabouf-who?
Klebold- I dont like him

Damn. That would have been hot. Sterile as well.

serious androgyny

it wouldve stung :E

That is my worst fear, you got lucky. Think about it. Your cat putting its claws in your eyeball.

I came.

Oh man i was afraid as fuck, when i realized what could happen.

Tits or gtfo. Thems the rules

show us your dick you nigger

A cat goes for the eyes because it knows that is a vulnerable spot.

How about no, faggot?

Nah, I think that was the only spot xD

How about Germany yes, get multiculturalized you nigger!

Oh next one

>I disagree with you XD
>oh and also N I G G E R

Whats your point?

Kill it

My point is that OP should stop being a faggot and show me his dick so I can be a faggot instead

That depends what religion or ideology you follow.

Christian = Turn the other cheek
Muslim = by Allah, Stone it to death!
Any African native religion = Rape the cat, then kill it and eat it
Hindu = Believe that the cat is a god
Buddhist = be calm
Atheist = do what ever
Crazy/feminist cultist = cut and cat are now both new genders
Antifa = the nazis did it!
Alt right = alternatively the cat didn't do shit!
Leftist = cat is now a gulak in siberia
Lord Kek cultist = volunteer the cat to the next Sup Forums space program

I am agnostic what should i do

Yo are already faggot

show dik

Fuck the cat up but only slightly, j in case there is a god and he might forgive you and then turn the other cheek.

Sounds nice