Hello, guys! I'm from Ukraine and what will you do to me?

Hello, guys! I'm from Ukraine and what will you do to me?

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What do you think about Nokturnal Mortum?

You mean Russia, right?

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See that bit on the map just up and to the right of Ukraine? Where it says "Russia"? Yeah.

First things first, we fix your picture.

i don't like like this music
nope, I was born in Ukraine it's NOT RUSSIA NOW and I want to cry
1 hryvna

The map is old, I'm pretty sure Russia invaded your country.
You bitch of a Ivan

Donetsk is cool

Now I'm Russian? Rahhhhh!!!

Kyiv or Odessa?

Do you like Iran?

am i right in saying its where russia goes for its summer break , is mostly owned by russians and 80+% of people voted they would like to be run by russia ....just asking

Kyiv
neutrally

do you have taco bell in ukraine?

should ukraine join nato and/or the eu?

What do porn advertising on this site?

Is not allowed to. Why the fuck would the NATO want to join up with a weak, poor, war-torn country?

no, but there is a analogs

idk

why are ukraine and russian girls the prettiest? are ukraine girls slutty?

I love Ukraine girls. Everyone that I've met I have fucked. They all squirt, they have nice tight bodies with blonde hair ( some bleach blonde) sexy Russian accents, and they know how to take care of their man. Surprise titties while watching football, hand scrub Downs in the shower, know when I don't want to talk it simply means I don't want to talk. But they seem to expect a solid relationship real quick. If you don't call them girlfriend they move on. And if you do call them girlfriend you better take them to your family dinner on Sundays or you might end up with a baseball bat thru your windshield

Have lots -o- sex with you

it was all fucked up in 1999 when ukraine gave away nuclear weapons and signing that contract were russia would defend us haha
and also noone gives a fuck what putin does to ukraine, because ukraine doesnt have oil - therefore its not even being featured on any international channels, even though full on war is happening

First girl to stick her finger up my butt was from Ukraine.
Ah... Yulia I miss you

sorry, I don't even know how to answer this.

Heh? Nokturnal Mortum are the only thing worth to know about from ukraine. I suggest you grow up and become a man. And why dont you kick out the putins?

I will definitely listen them. I can't

What do you want?

Sooo I'm dumb... well this is a anonymous site

I'm bored

Are you pro Russia or pro Eu/nato/west

i'm having a party at my house tonight. you are invited.

Can I cum

crimea

I was in Kiev earlier this year, never been to Ukraine before that. I was expecting the hardest, poorest place ever, but it's one of the coolest places in europe I've ever been to. People were so fucking nice to me wherever I went, and no matter how stupid drunk I got, not a single person tried to hustle me. Lost my new 600 euro phone in some dude's car, and he delivered it to me the day after. Only time I almost got in trouble was when this blasted drunk guy at a restaurant mistook my norwegian english accent for american for some reason, and got aggressive. The chef came to my rescue and held the guy and his friends off.

I couldn't believe how people with so little money wouldn't more often jump at such an open opportunity for a quick buck that I was. Is it because there's a strong culture for street justice over there, so as if you cheat or rob someone, you'll wake up tied to a chair in someone's basement? I mean, a lot of people told me to never call the police if I ended up in trouble, because they just made everything worse lol

Any tips on stuff to NOT MISS next time I take a trip?

When Ukraine belongs to Russia, it is called The Ukraine. When it belongs to itself it is just plain Ukraine. It's like the Monroe Doctrine but in eastern Europe.

I'll do a geography lesson for you.

Crimea is part of Russia, and you painted it like it was Ukrainski.

what's fuckin skolko miliardov mean?

Russia wants the Crimean peninsula to be Russian. Russia also wants Ukraine to be Russian. Russia is a political bully.

fake and gay.
it was by popular vote.