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LA:Seager, Gonzalez sitting versus left-hander
HOU:Heyman: Mets 'have looked at' Doug Fister
BOS:Price (elbow) to throw bullpen session Monday
BOS:Hanley Ramirez out on Friday with the flu
PIT:Josh Bell in No. 2 spot for Pirates on Friday
BOS:Mookie Betts (flu) sitting out again Friday
SEA:Diaz fans two Astros en route to first save
NYM:Matt Harvey strong in debut win over Braves
ATL:Kemp blasts two homers in loss to Mets
TOR:Morales slams Rays, leads Jays to first win
MIA:Realmuto keeps mashing, Marlins win in extras
LAA:Garrett Richards (biceps) to have MRI Friday

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Mad at the 'scrappy' and 'up-and-coming' phils?

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The "Lose a series to the Reds" Phillies? No, all I have is pity for them.

#teamtank
#draftbeer

>Jints

Since we have the technology for this "Pitch Trax" thing, are home plate umpires even necessary anymore?

No but
>muh tradition
>muh human errors are part of the game

jays tbqh

this tbqhwyf

I'll cal lManfred and tell him using the Pitch Trax will speed the game up.

Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans

>barves
>trying to out-suck the Marlels

Who's this new NESN qt?

>1-2

>the city of you

>Implying we wont sweep tampa with based Lariano and Sanchez on the mound.
also dont care cause
>rags 0-3

>Tim Tebow hit a 2 run homer his first at bat
Looks like the Mets are gonna have an All Star soon

He went 0-4 the rest of the day

Injuns senpaitachi

Has Atlantas new stadium opened yet?

Expect us .

good enough for the Mets

It'll do

>rags
Ive got nothing

Good one ol chum

>rags

kek i knew this would make a good reaction image. I hope she is crying because of something else and not the 2nd/3rd game of the season,

>She thought it was the World Series
>Boyfriend said he get anal if the Indians win
>Boyfriend said he'd propose if the Rags won

What other possibilities can we come up with?

>rags

Will win the west with ease

My face when the Las Vegas A's shock the world and win the division

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Come to the game thread.

Apparently there isnt a bad seat in the building. Looks pretty comfy desu.

MARINERS!

Looks like Commerica Park ripoff

Looks like a generic multipurpose stadium.

Rockies!

>msnbc in the background

F A K E

N E W S

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>Rich Hill is going on the DL with a blister. #Dodgers

Ivan Nova is dank
He's the Pierats ace

thank you juiceman

Maybe >we'll win today?

thank you juiceman

missed my 3am alarm for the tigers game and i see they only lead by 1. so basically i woke up at 4am to see them get beaten by 10 runs

danke saftmann

phils vs. walgreens

Going to the dads game today, wish me luck!

Give me one good reason i shouldn't take dodgers -1.5

The Texas Rangers have the worst record in baseball.

It's in Coors.

ryu is gonna get lit the fuck up

And the brightest future as well.

Red Sox started a memeballer too.

Dads fans can literally suck my own dick you guys are such bitches

>mfw Giants fans thought their team was elite
>mfw they started 1-3
>mfw

You will NEVER be on the level of the Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers and Cardinals

>his ace doesn't pick his own boogers

fucking kek have fun with your clean-cut rotation

>IBB Miggy

Pussy Sox

Why are you so angry at us, user? What have we done wrong?

you trumptards are the most easily triggered faggots on earth lmao

Bryce Harper is a little bitch and I will cheer for him to get a life changing injury every day.

would Sup Forums eat a bowl?

Sure. I'd try it once.

Only if I get to make out with 3 guys first.

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espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/19102331/seattle-mariners-serve-toasted-grasshoppers-safeco-field

I forgot the link

what did you mean by this

And the brightest future as well.

That's the most weird "Only in Seattle" thing ever.

>armed police comes running at me while evacuating metro station
>everyone think its a terrorist and it turns into a huge stampede

Pretty sure I would've outsprinted Billy Hamilton there, thought I would die. Fucking green card when?

Are the t___s legit?

Yes.

>moving to america to get away from armed police

At least I can watch baseball live and at reasonable hours in America.

maybe, but the roylels are definitely terrible

>tiggers

i really really REALLY want to punch that permanent-xanax fuck in the tigers booth in the face

DRINK A 5-HOUR ENERGY YOU FUCKING DRONE

where's the dodgers rockies game thread?

clueless britfat here. just browsing various teams til i find one to support.

decided to watch the dodgers rockies game

most national league teams don't have regular gamethreads

Fuck everything. Why can't it just be 2008 again.

Because this is what the Phillies are REALLY like. They are shit.

really? why's that

Bro, come watch the 'Stros instead.

because there are like 5 decent teams in the NL and one of them is the nats who have no fans and the dodgers and giants fags just like to shitpost and falseflag in the general instead of making gamethreads sometimes

Your fucking life is shit. I bet you live in a flyover state

I live in Philly. Come see me at Temple son.

i see.

so who are the "best teams" in each of the leagues?

National League:
Dodgers
Cubs
Giants
Nationals

American League
Astros
Indians
Red Sox
Tigers

It's not the last time it's gonna happen when you come to our down arrow park

>Tigers
You are really fucking stupid. Bar none.

would anyone object to me supporting the mets

Cleveland is literally going to win 120 games given the state of its divisional "competition"

>Zach Wheeler making his first major league start since 2014 tonight

no

I already know the DL trip is coming
It's just a matter of when
Hopefully he makes it through the divisional gauntlet this month

He won't even make it three games.

you're supposed to pick some shit team that's going to be good in like 2 years so you can pretend to be a real fan that supported them through thick and thin

I predict 3.5
Ya gotta believe

his throwing mechanics are still terrible. hope he can pitch well before he goes back to his home on the DL