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mummy just text me edition

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Annie

moot is a newfag

This is an absolutely grim edition. Knew I should have made a new.

babestation

heheheh

went to /tg/ and bullied them into giving me 76 (You)s in a single thread and still climbing

it's too easy lads

This general is entertaining. Might just keep posting here instead lads.

>you walk in on deano kissing the girl you like at work, with the nice bum and wears tights, in the stationery cupboard
what do?

kms

It'll either go horribly wrong pretty soon or one/both of them will quit.

>stationary cupboard

WELL LA-DI-FUCKING-DAH!

To save space, we now have a stationary drawer

i am:

>economically left wing
>atheist
>republican
>acknowledge ethnic and gender differences but believe in political equality and judging people as individuals
>anti-EU but internationalist
>sceptical of the penal system
>in favour of free speech
>think eugenics could be done humanely and used to improve all of humanity
>pro drug legalisation

who do I vote for, what's my ideology

please don't you chinky fuck

Corr blimey

Bibbly bobbly chebs and well trimmed gash

I am literally the most attractive man in every situation I've ever been in, provided my dad isn't there. This isn't an issue for me.

You kiss him

You are literally Jeremy Corbyn

probably shouldn't vote lad

just finished my 4th bottle of vodka this week

obviously i'm mixing it but is it that bad? i never felt properly drunk

i kill myself for choosing to work in a human runt pen

your ideology appears to be "faggot"

Try Kopparberg mixed fruits. That will really put you on the ground

Apart from eugenics, all of those are corbyn policies
welcome to the revolution mate

quite funny this is catching on, need the original person to get angry about it to really set this potential gimmick on fire

>having a mum

Might be the most normie thing there is. And I mean both having a mother and knowing her as 'mum'

>life of an immigrant in Great Britain

well out of the points you listed, what do you feel most strongly about?

Listen I'm not your mate??? Yea??? Get me or get lost ..

>faggot
FOY

Need to try this now

Been shilled too many times

>I am literally the most attractive man in every situation I've ever been in, provided my dad isn't there. This isn't an issue for me.

you're in love with a psycho

>faggot is a yankism
hello gaylord

imagine spending several hours of study to determine your exact political stance.
>i'm not a leftist i'm a radical centrist marxo-republican
>i'm not a human i'm a demi-gender biqueer unit

sound familiar?

any radical centrists in tonight?

This is a bad use of this meme. You should go away.

remember the asdfg meme? the janny stills bans people for doing it. born out of classic chaotic Sup Forums ironic humour as well. they're the best gimmicks imo.

if britain had free movement with ireland, new zealand, australia, canada and hong kong how long dya reckon it'd take for everyone to leave britain? i reckon about 5-6 years

i'm a LADical centrist

haha x

I do like Jezza
i always vote
bit rude
establishing a republic

I don't live in Great Britain. Nor am I an immigrant.

yeah
when I go to vote I'm going to put a cross in the space between the boxes for tory and labour

could never work in an open plan office. struggle not to sperge in my 'cubicle' of 4 like-minded people let alone having to walk past 200 to grab something from the printer

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do you want otter, dog, or cat video

ok x
we get a lot of shit from Sup Forums at large but we're friendly x

Me in the Social Democracy

that would be great. britain would have a comfy pop of 10 million and we could go back to our simple agrarian roots.

can't wait to go back to work on monday

if those are your beliefs don't know why you're considering voting anyone other than corbyn

asdfg

what's the difference between a centrist and a radical centrist?

wonder who the economist will endorse for the 2017 election

Me and my sister would probably go to London if that happened.

I'm already thinking about skipping to nz for a few years down the line a bit.

...

Imagine if everyone was suddenly dead

miss the limavady gf lads x

kekio

the lib dumbos probably

radical centrists aren't literal centrists but people who do not identify with the political scale

>Imagine if everyone was suddenly dead

im not going to ask again

consider this a Warning friendos

nothing really the term 'radical centrist' has meme value tho

>Order vs. Chaos.jpg

shut the fuck up, dumb fucking weeb

giddens

just kill yourself
basically the same

centrist is just someone who situates themselves in the middle of the political spectrum
radical centrists are people who advocate radical change but necessarily aligned to a particular ideology

right kind of hate most of the tory policy platform but privatising social care for the fogies is fucking based
FUCK entitled pensionistas desu

i am:

>economically left wing
>atheist
>monarchist
>acknowledge ethnic and gender differences but believe in political equality and judging people as individuals
>approving of the death penalty for certain, very extreme crimes that carry a life sentence anyway
>in favour of free speech
>think eugenics should be done humanely, but at a loss to find how this could be achieved
>pro drug re-criminalisation

who do I vote for, what's my ideology

>be me
>at pub with me dad and his mate
>bump into mate from primary school, havent spoken to him in years
> we talking
>just as he departs he says"if you say anything to them (my dad and mate) just say im user from school so I dont look like a nerd"
what did he mean by this? Its seriously has boggled my mind, what could he have possibly thought I would have said (not that I even cared enough to) that could have made him look like a nerd

>tfw

sister clogged the toilet again lads

I'm glad that statistically most of the people who feel the same way as you don't vote on the day on account of being high/at a music festival/forgetting to register

Idiot student twat

Drinking a cider

UKIP

>the death penalty
ummm no sweaty that's morally wrong

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torn between voting bnp and the communist party

ah yes, the cretinous "radical" (((centrists))) are here

didn't know we had any ladies browsing /brit/

is there any way to expand all images in a thread without using 4chanx

what are some over the counter sleeping pills i could buy?

>sister clogged the toilet again lads

Capital punishment is acceptable where the criminal has no hope of rehabilitation.

Indefinite imprisonment in such situations is cruel, as shown by the Ian Brady situation

proof?

travel pills

nytol

yeah fuck the intelligent successful people they have no idea about politics

NIGHT NUUUUUUURSE

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fuck off we're full

Captcha: Fernando 1200

Just realised I've put two stone on lads.

Why aren't you at the club with Deano and the lads right now?

can feel the mind-numbing bliss approaching

playing some luftrausers lads

here lad stand on the other side of this counter

*cocks back my right hook*

Educated people sure are stupid

>liberal democucks
>intelligent

lol

>Two instances of unconsciousness 'fore toil resumes