ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Volume III

stuntman likes to have fun until the fun is ruined

Someone get this already

Group of kids get into trouble, have to go save a couple douche bags, war breaks out hell on earth

Lonely animal
Meets a scammer
Scammer befriends animal
Animal gone and scammer and group of friends try to get lonely animal back
Turns our animal isn't lonely anymore

Reposting mine from last thread
>"Great sea urchin ceviche."
>*Shakes hands with someone before exiting scene*
>[Dialogue redacted]
>"I think he's lying."

Deathproof

Just 2 left to get and then I'll release the files

Movie 1:
>Troubled psychic raped by her dad and his scary friend.
Extra clue:
>His scary friend borrows her dad's face

Movie 3:
> Old Jew saves Hitler from a Nazi
Extra clue:
> "Shut up you ugly bitch!"

>Dinosaur fights the lovechild of Big Bird and a hydra.
>Anime IRL.

unanswered on other threads

movie 1
>3 brothers take on asshole cowboys

movie 2
>about a guy on mt.rushmore
>goes to the top of a hill in cuba

> Chimps chimp out
> Suddenly they're on the moon
> Longest LSD trip
> God this film is boring

>young professor X kills god

>Troubled psychic raped by her dad and his scary friend.
Psychic Killer

Three movies from the 80s spanning very different genres

Movie 1
>Faggot gets buttfucked as a kid
>Develops amazing sense of humor later on
>Lead actor has infamous mugshot

Movie 2
>"Ugh, it's warm even! You don't even care, do you?"
>"Forget it, I'm not drinking it."
>"About yourself, you dumb FUUCCKK!"
Also stars a young Neo.

Movie 3
Impossible difficulty setting. If anyone comes close, I'll be really impressed. Not sure why I'm even posting it but just curious to see if there's any chance in hell someone gets this.
>White kid rides bike into city, meets niggers
>They steal his bike and watch
>Shocking.jpg
>He gets his watch back with help from a pint sized niglet
>Niglet has no dad
>Shocking.jpg
>Movie ends with niglet finding dad

>White kid rides bike into city, meets niggers
>They steal his bike and watch
>Shocking.jpg
>He gets his watch back with help from a pint sized niglet
>Niglet has no dad
>Shocking.jpg
>Movie ends with niglet finding dad

Godzilla vs King Ghidorrah
or
Godzilla vs Rhodan

Movie one is Tombstone

>long ass fuckin time ago
>boy flees his village to seek fame
>Meets wise master
>hones his skill through intense physical training
>Then they fight satan

2001 a Space Odyssey

One of the original godzilla movies
One of the star trek movies

Correct!

>Godzilla vs King Ghidorrah
Ye

Pick of destiny

2001: A Space Odyssey

ding ding

> Humble farm boy blows up fake moon

An angry bitch and her stolen fucktoys become truckers to run away from a diseased Bane.

South Park movie?

School of rock

>Sloane from Ferris Bueller fucking dies
>Then she lives
>Also, some faggot yells at himself to lay off the candy bars

Winrar

2nd: nope

Dumbo

>Old Jew saves Hitler from a Nazi
boys from brazil

Nope, it is a Disney movie though

star wars yet again

>Innocuous looking college professor uses S&M toy as a weapon with surprising effectiveness

The Fox and the Hound
or
The Aristocats

or
Lady and the Tramp

Indiana Jones

Thankfully someone who agrees that it was a boring movie

Easy one

>Niggers take over the world

>guy is friends with a nigger
>ugly ass aliens

Yes
Planet of the Apes
They Live

planet of the apes

Nope but you are getting very close

Correct

Hard mode
>oh god not this cunt again
>references
>hipsters
>dank edits

Nope sorry
Winner winner chicken dinner! Nice one.
Hehe yeah

they live is incorrect

Paulie

Over the hedge

Nope

Zootopia?

Nope
Older movie

Wanted?

yes my dude

Oliver and company

>bong on a plane
>whitecastle

You've got it

Fucking finally
Winner

Harold and kumar. Both movies

Harold and Kumar get the munchies (it was called that in UK as we dont have whitecastle)

Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay

Predator also works.

As does Enemy Mine.

>Plumber goes to fix the sink
>Hot lady is with him
>Hottest fuck ever

A truck driver and his allies battle demons named after weather events.

Big Trouble in Little China

>Hudson only works here
>Gorman has always been an asshole

> a small group of friends who share the same terminal illness are systematically hunted down and murdered by a serial killer as they desperately search for a cure.
(Quite proud of this one!)

Kevin Spacey wants to fuck an underage person

Nigger hides something, few years later when he goes to get it back turns out it's gonna be really hard for him to get it.
Hilarity ensues

all are essentially correct. was referencing 1st movie. good job all:)

Bladerunner

>childhood not wasted
Feels good man

That one where they build a police station over Eddie Murphys stash

American beauty

Clues with multiple solutions are too vague and miss the point. Wish people could get with the program.

>Akward kid
>Zombies
>Hot girl and her sister
>Is this funny?

>star wars with john candy

Saw II

Reality - Every Damn Day

The bong on the plane was from the second movie. That's how they get sent to Guantanamo

Correct

Right with you bro
One of my favorite movies
My dogs name is dodger

Zombieland

>Clues with multiple solutions are too vague and miss the point. Wish people could get with the program.
I agree. People suck at this game both ways. It would be fun to play with people who are actually smart (and have seen more than ten movies).

Also correct

Space Balls

Wrong nigger but right movie
Martin Lawrence

Yeah, damn you got that quick, thought I had a good one there too :o(

zombieland

oh you're right. i'm a piece of shit.

>A guy walks into a bar
>A guy play video games with this best friend
>Meanwhile The Dead Walk

I guess it was too easy. I'm very inebriated.

Warm bodies?

yess

Haha it was very good, I saw 2049 yesterday so it's on my mind

you got beaten user,

winrar

fuck that shit

shaun of the dead

>Donnie is out of his element

Any Freddie movie
Any Jason movie
Any Michael Myers movie

Shaun of the Dead

Donnie Darko
or
The Big Lebowski

>Be a writer.
>Oh shit my typerwriter is a bug no.
>What is all this shit?
>The end.

Yep