I have a worthy story of the winter of years past and tards who ruined it
> Be me
> 22 years old and looking for job outta college
> Living with rich parents in super expensive ski town
> Grew up skiing and skied professionally for some time
> Decides to teach skiing
> Throw in online application to local ski resort
> calledin.avi
> Visit super posh HQ
> Meet up with older but 7/10 semi milf receptionist
> Lead me to a cubicle and tells me I have a simple test
> Laugh awkwardly and sits down in cubicle
> Ancient iMac sits in front of me
> Fly through test, simple shit "What does this symbol mean" *shows black diamond*
> Pass with flying colors
> Computer tells me to wait for staff
> Receptionist walks in smiling, announces my score and walk me along
> Enter office with beefy older guy with messy long blondish gray hair
> He laughs and says with a deep chuckle "user! Now you want to teach?"
> I give him a very confused expression
> severeanxiety.gif
> "Don't act like I wouldn't know who you are, you went through this program, now you teach it!"
> I laughed and agreed but, still had no clue who the hell he was
> "user, We are delighted to have you teach our program."
> Guy goes through my new training program so I can teach
I'll continue because it gets better
I have a worthy story of the winter of years past and tards who ruined it
After 6 day training program
> Done with training I go to the HQ one day before the lessons begin
> Walk into gear area/ break area
> Few people playing vidya on an Xbox others just chatting
> As soon as I walk in the guy from before approaches me with a vape in his hand with a big smile
> "Ready for your group?"
> "Sure..."
> Walks over to a post and grabs a clipboard off the post
> Hands me paper clipped on it
> The page says right at the top "Level 4 - 6/8 years old"
> Laughs a bit
> "Anything on your mind user?"
> "No no... I think you let me off easy."
> "Ha ha, Well I must warn you these two" *points out two names* "have a disability but, don't worry, we will have a specialist go with you when they come"
> I retract a bit and say "When they come?"
> "They will have days with just the specialist, you will have to work with them sometimes"
This is where it gets rough.
Im gonna post this to /r/greentext
Keep going
kys
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The literal only reasons i use Sup Forums is so i can jack off and steal shitty made up stories for karma, faggot
>cares about karma
true faggot
b/ dont take the fucking bait
First day of lessons begin
> Go out to yard where we meet the kids
> See group of children standing next to sign that says "Level 4" and under that "user"
> I walk up with a huge smile and painted a fake bubbly attitude onto myself
> Kiddos are pretty cool ask names and two names noted are not around.
> I subtly laughed, No need to deal with tard
> Day goes along and we all just chill and do some Blues and one or two blacks
> Day is done and I am super happy, I think I found my dream job
Next lesson
> Kiddos appear, parents come up and praise me, kids had a really good day last time
> I notice two noticeably tarded tards coming towards me with a super qt3.14 guiding them along
> I question whether I am fucked or not
> Girl comes up and throws her hand out at me, I shook it and said "You must be... Suzzy"
> "Sure am, you're user, this is Donnie and Franky, they are very excited to meet you"
> They both respond in a slurry tard voice "hErrO Anooon"
> I laugh and in my fake bubbly personality say hello
> We all begin to get on the lift, a 4 banger and I go with the ones who wanted to go with me
> We get picked up by the lift
Imma continue give me time
Our lifestyles are different
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH
i better see this tomorrow on /r/greentext
remember /u/Horuos
This greentext sucks
bump for interest
Ok
Bump
You are posting this because you are obsessed with skiing and ski culture and this is a weird outlet for you to discuss it
No, its Sup Forums
let him finish tardo
Op said hes gonna be awhile
>why don't you down vote me?
Hurry up already its 3 in the morning
For me its only 930 pm
Woopdie doo write your fucking story already
> We keep on going on and a few little girls spew there life story on me
> Its all fun and games until the lift screeches to a halt
> I hold back the kids and look back.
> The tards had to have the lift stopped to get on the seat.
> I facepalm and the kids start bitching
> Finally the lift begins moving.
> We all get off the lift at the top and wait for everyone, the lift stops yet again so the tards can get off.
> We go down a fairly difficult mogul field as a first run so I can spite them
> We all are going down and everyone is doing pretty good, even the tards
> Suddenly, I hear a screech behind my line of kids
> Donnie goes into a crouch and flew down the hill
> Begins rolling
> mfw.gif
> Tard wrangler begins zippering down the moguls
> I was genuinely impressed at her skills while struggling to hold back laughter
> I could faintly hear Frank wailing in laughter in the back
> I chuckled a bit and had my line of children follow me down to the tard to make it appear as if I cared
Will continue and yes that is true, I wan't the season to start very badly
Hes obviously autistic, it takes them longer to type
Nobody asked your opinion, I want to see the downfall of OP and 2 tards.
Bump
Only a complete fucking newfag wouldn't have this all typed out before making the thread. Go back to whatever normie site you came from.
I honestly feel like this could maybe be real
trips of truth
OH SHIT i didnt even notice
> We meet up with tard who is in fury and is beginning to throw his fists around in a fury
> I tell kids to ski to the other side of the hill while the tard is wrangled
> The tard begins hitting the qt wrangler
> This is where my first mistake happens
> She begins try to push him off but, he is hitting her punch after punch
> I begin to try and take action but, she tells me to stop
> After maybe 30 seconds the tard become dosile
> Suzzy gets up and surprisingly isn't hurt
> She tells us to keep on going and we do.
> We go down some fun groomers and I am impressed by the kiddos
> Surprisingly Suzzy decides to keep skiing with our group until we get to a kids lodge
> Rest of day was smooth and simple
This is where the rebellion against the tards begins
Fire mate
>kiddos
This greentext really, really sucks
hurry up op its getting late
Ikr
This obviously is going no where, I'm out.
Smart man
Op, still there?
I wish I was better at skiing
> The next weekend the children arrive
> Parents are concerned about tards but, I dishonestly said they wouldn't be a concern
> Parents smiled and walked back to their BMWs
> This is where I began expiramenting
> I began taking the kids on the hardest runs I thought they could do
> Kids could go through most runs I threw at them
> I took them to a run known as "The Wall", a run with a nearly 70° slope
> My plan was to have one of the tards fall and not have to be with out group anymore
> Kids had a hardtime but, could do it
> maniacal laughing
> Day went without a hitch, ready to put my plan into action
Next Lesson
> There they were, Donnie and Franky they walked up to my posse and I took no wait in heading to the wall
> The journey had few issues, Franky began yelling for a while but, this only made me further hate the tards
> The wrangler seemed concerned
I'll continue, I'll stop if this is too bad, don't want to disappoint
This OP honestly just sounds like a fuckin dick
>sent them on a difficult trail to spite them
You are literally so petty you're spiteful at retarded children for making you do your job. Kys fag
Hope this ends with Op fucking suzzy.
If she can handle tard punches to the face she can handle a a big nutshot just fine.
finish it I wanna know what happened nigga
Keep going op, i still have faith
I think i more wanted to spite the staff who put them with me, I was a piece of shit in my early 20s.
you sound like an asshole but keep going
Please don't stop.I want to see what happens
You're a faggot but you can be less of a faggot by finishing the fucking story you piece of shit. Tell us how you fucked with their lives further so I can entertained by your antics.
V E R B O S E
I laughed at how passive aggressive you are
Fucking made up story, OP wont deliver. Believe im a scientist
You're not sure?? That's unsettling :/ \: oX:PPP
> Suzzy speeds up a bit, tards aside and asks "I am not sure if Donnie and Franky can do the wall"
> "They are very good skiers, I trust they can do it."
> "Aww, user! If you think so" She said with a super cute smile
> I laughed inside and we pushed along.
> We do an entry run to get to THE WALL
> Kids do a great job but, Donnie has a short moment of divergence and tries to ski off
> I do my best to ignore it but, we have to stop so she can get Donnie
> Shes angry at Donnie and I find this to be pretty funny
> She looks at me with a *look at what I have to deal with* face
> We keep on going
> We approach the wall
> It's a steep run but, I know my kids can do it
> We start going down
> Kids are having a great time but, I look back to see Suzzy going really slow with the tard
> I yell up to them "Come on guys, Pop and Pivot over the moguls"
> Donnie laughs a bit but, Franky seems mad
> "Shut" Stutter "The fuck up"
> Suzzy tries to be polite but, this further triggers Franky
> Franky begins skiing over to her but, falls
> I chuckle a bit
> He begins rolling down the hill
> Suzzy cries down to me to catch him
> I begin skiing over to catch him btu do fear getting slapped by Franky's boot
> I try to catch him but, karma is a fucking bitch
> He hits me and I go down
Cont in a sec
Whats the story behind the picture
A hot girl took a picture of herself because she's hot. You're welcome.
Cute and hot attention whore, attention-whoring, what else?
This
Im done with this shit guys, OP was literally a faggot today.
> I quickly recover (Skis don't even come off)
> But, I failed to catch Franky
> Franky stops at the bottom
> He is laughing at the bottom and begins flipping us off
> Suzzy screams at him and calls ski patrol to assist.
> She skis down to me and hugs me
> I laugh, and give her a face that said *why*?
> "I am so sorry you have to deal with them."
> The kids behind me are definitely concerned
> Suzzy goes down and gets Franky
> Franky isn't injured but, he is in a tard rampage and is held down in a patrol sled and is taken to HQ
> We finish the wall and get on a lift
After lesson
> Taking off gear in HQ
> Suzzy and I chat and she apologizes and we chat
> We ended up hanging out and not much came from it but, I never had to deal with the tards again
Anyways, story is not greentext worthy, sorry... I know I was a cock, but I was an idiot and this was years ago, people change. Have a good one people.
Woohoo this thread is officially an imageboard
shitty story 0/10
OP is always a faggot dumbass.
Yep, I am well aware, It works a little better in person. There's a lot more to it, as to why I hate these tards but, I should've typed it first so I had more time.
I'll admit this was a mistake. Can't wait for the 2017/18 season..
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Thanks for completing the story. You showed great character in being an excellent faggot, you set a goal for yourself and completed it with the strength of 10 sociopaths perfection. You fucked with the tards, blamed it on them and got away with never having to deal with them again by making a co-workers job harder and APOLOGIZING for it. Well fucking done you sick fuck.
>after 9 minutes in development, hopefully it was worth the wait
The main reason I'm saying this is because this story is probably true compared to all the other stories out there.
Yeah, lol. I was an asshole of a 22 year old but, I have recently got a job and feel as If I am a better person but, that's of course debatable.
It is for the most part true, changed names of people and made it not too obvious where it is but, the general events did happen. I guess I'd also say there was more that Happened with Suzzy but, I have carpel tunnel (probably misspelled that) so typing can get to be painful.
3 minutes, more like an hour
With the state Sup Forums has been in for years now, this is probably the best thing posted today.
Imma go to bed, hoped some of you enjoyed this. Peace out!
Was worth the read
Nah
As if it was any different in 2005. We've just gotten older, less attention span and our standards for quality are higher.
Could be. But all I have to do is look at a YLYL thread to know what the current standards are for what's funny. 99% of it is cancer.
laters, user
True enough, I won't dispute that.
The board has also slowed, average time from last reply to thread death was under 6 minutes back in 2005-2010. Now its average drifts around 11-20 minutes depending on the day.
You didn't even bang the tard wrangler or get the tards locked up/crippled.
Absolute failure of a story and life.