Return of the Zack edition
Lineups:
>barves
1. Dee Gordon (L) 2B
2. A.J. Ellis (R) C
3. Christian Yelich (L) CF
4. Giancarlo Stanton (R) RF
5. Justin Bour (L) 1B
6. Marcell Ozuna (R) LF
7. Derek Dietrich (L) 3B
8. Adeiny Hechavarria (R) SS
9. Wei-Yin Chen (R) P
>mest
1. Jose Reyes (S) 3B
2. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) SS
3. Yoenis Cespedes (R) LF
4. Wilmer Flores (R) 1B
5. Curtis Granderson (L) CF
6. Neil Walker (S) 2B
7. Jay Bruce (L) RF
8. Rene Rivera (R) C
9. Zack Wheeler (L) P
Battle of the NL East basement, folks. Enjoy the show.
>NL east basement
>It's a Mets Marlins game
Ummm, that's anytime the phillies and braves play you dingus
wheeler dubs
standings update, for those teams who actually have a chance of winning the NLE
download/install the extra flags extension, /nym/
I wanna see where you're all from
radio guys: "Wheeler pitching on 924 days of rest"
sup fuckers. i dont know shit about wheeler. who is he?
where do you do this, i never mod things.
our former #1 overall pitching prospect. traded to us from the giants for carlos beltran, was a great 1-2 punch with harvey in 2013. injuries have kept him out of the majors since 2014.
We Wheels now
>trash wind blowing
Oh this should be good
Sup Forums doesn't let me link to it here. You can just google it.
how come marlins get a cheerleading squad? where the fuck are the mets cheerleaders? why doesn't all mlb have this?
You mean the cardinals
ah, i vaguely remember that. i don't think i've ever seen him play before though.
jesus christ wheeler looks good for a guy who hasn't started in 3 years
no, it was with the giants. beltran signed with the cardinals after 2011
>assdribble
based
the wind just robbed us of a hr.
>Wind blowing hard
>taking HR uppercuts
Stop Ces. A single works fine.
Everybody please join me in prayer for Wheeler's elbow. May it never sunder again.
Based Grandyman
GRANDERGOD
GET FUCKED FISH
early lead. dis gon' be gud.
he's the Grandy Man
Bring Le Crying Man home
He wants to go home
>this wind
trolling all power hitters tonight
Wew lad
Based trash wind saving Wheeler
>stanton
>mike stanton
jk, he smashed that shit. luckily citi is built in a wind tunnel
wow look how much shit is on the field.
>wheeler is still only 26
what le heck
How old did you think he was?
28 or so. i guess i just associate him with the 2013 mets, which seems like so fucking long ago to me.
>runners at the corners with one out
Watch it, Wheelsey.
What's up with the fucking trash?
>wheeler
into the trash
>walker
what kind of a shitty ass relay throw was that
30 mph winds
Nice relay Walker
That might be game right there
This is fine.
its super windy here in nyc right now. it looks mostly like hot dog wrappers.
HR incoming
well at least we were getting to chen early. without homers i doubt we score more than 3 or 4, though
Walker 0-2 on relays this year leading to runs scored.
bring back MURPH
Anyone read that the Mets were looking at Doug Fister since pitching depth has taken a diverse in these last 2 weeks?
yeah i saw that. also saw that they had interest in >pelfrey before another team signed him lol
gonna be a shootout boys
>I'll just leave this here
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
>tfw no old/fat
Go mest!
>reyes
dude is lost rn
I thought the Mets announcers were supposed to be good.
They're literally the best announcers in any sport
what the fuck guys.
When are the Mets gonna call up Tbow?
soon enough with this defense
Hahahahahahaha
No.
They're drier than a popcorn fart.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Wheeler is being erratic as fuck
Did he fucking injure himself again?
Let me guess: giants fan.
How many SB bases are the Mets going to give up this year? I say they break the record.
Nice catch I guess but afterwards....that just looks nasty.
it's his first start in 924 games. he's not gonna look great
Tbow would have caught that
>Wheeler is back
Yep. Time for a dinner run.
wait, how the fuck was that not a foul ball.
>wheeler
embarrassing
gonna go get some beers, i hope they don't give up too many runs while i'm gone
yep, food/bathroom/breaktime indeed.
2 1/3 IP
5 ER
Was Jose Fernández driving the Boat when he died?
>Flyover who needs their announcers to screech like apes and have cringey catchphrases detected
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
GO BALL GOOOOOOOOO
Yeah he was.
Looks like the Wheeler's have really come off
This Mets offense is trash.
kek.
dissapointing though. i dont understand how he has 900+ days of rest and he's stinking up the mound.
Jesus fuck I wish we could stay healthy
Blame the pitching staff and the health staff.
Where did everyone go?
some of us are here, alot of the regulars went for food/beer runs at the store.
Smoker needs to stop smoking so much cock. wtf are these pitches about, holy shit.
>smoker
jesus this is a shitshow
don't they have people to clean this shit up between innings?
>Put smoker in
>Everyone except one batter is a righty
Terry showing us he's prime manager of the year material
The wheels for Wheeler have come off.
Smoker is getting smoked.
this nigger is gonna walk a run in.
PULL HIM OFF THE MOUND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TERRY
If he hasn't mastered the fastball then why does he throw it so god damn much
>Montero gets the dp
Terry so fucking lucky
That pretty much how he got by, somehow all his dumb decisions somehow worked out.
But when it doesn't it's pretty obvious he sucks at managing.
Mets HQ 1: How do we spend this $155,187,460 we have for 2017 payroll?
Mets HQ 2: Only get people who can hit a longball. People want to see HR's non stop.
Mets HQ 1: But what about pitching and basic offense?
Mets HQ 2: Fuck that, HOMERUNS.
>come back
>7-1
disgusting. who coughed up the last two?
Smoker. he walked himself into a bases loaded situation and it just kept coming apart at the seams.
Smoker
well that sucks. although i guess on a night where wei-yin chen is holding us to 1 run at home it doesn't really matter
showing a little life huh
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
looked like it but nope.avi
The last gasp perhaps?
yeah lol. sorry for jinxing it, everyone
Is it too soon for it to be PANIC City?