ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Volume VI

>A bad cops summons all the cops to kill a guy with a 12 year old girlfriend

Not yet guessed:
1
An alien pretending to be an Englishman wreaks havoc across Europe, abducts a young boy, becomes the greatest filmmaker of all tiem.
2
Jenny does a pretty good English accent.
4
Man falls in love with a heartless woman. Heartless woman leaves man for heartless man. Sad movie is sad.
5
Pre-teens steal a car, a nice man is framed for murder, the little girl did it.
6
Then how are they supposed to eat cereal?
7
A lonely whore reads too much Nietzsche fucks her way to the top, then throws away a hundred grand for a guy who treats her the same as all the others.
8
Bald guy's girlfriend gets him off his meds, nig dies in race car accident, midgets everywhere, bald guy looks at the sun.
9
A herpetologist with frequent flyer miles has the best day ever!
10
A writer's lawyer rapes an artist. Get's away scott free.

>Be me, literal savior of humanity
>Get sick
>Stupidly ingest random bottles of pills
>One of them may or may not be used for chemically sterilizing dogs
>Also, there's a hot chick who wants me bad.
>She just doesn't want me the way you want a girl to want you

Leon the Professional

Good luck

>college student owes massive debt
>gets hunted down by debt collector
>goes on a long walk to get money

>Leon the Professional
You beat me to it.

Number 2 Is Shrek. Jenny is a name for a female donkey so donkeys gf is jenny. And they speak English cuz you know they're English.

>a redhead has consumption

No, but there is a giant ogre in the film... sort of.

Is it one of Rob Schneider's lyrics?
I think it was called animal Maybe?

>faggot is so obsessed with a manchild that he makes the manchild work himself to death

Oh duh it's Forrest Gump

>lyrics
I hope to fuck English isn't your first language, user.

And not the Animal. But that character was about as stupid as the one in my movie.

No... Jenny didn't have an English accent in that.

It's fucking autocorrect

What was it supposed to say?

>undercover cop infiltrates gang of thieves
>become good friends with most of them
>switches sides

9 snakes on a plane.

Movie

Guy works at construction
talks with funny guy that commited suicide
He tells him it's not his fault
Guys defend his friend in a bar but with words, not punches
Guys quits his job at the end
The other guy can finally seat in front of the car

Yes.

Wow.

Beyond the law with Charlie Sheen

>A herpetologist with frequent flyer miles has the best day ever!
raep on a plane

Nope.

Point Break
or
21 Jump Street
or
The Fast and the Furious

I'll bet you were thinking of Fast and Furious

I am Legend?

Good Will Hunting

>A herpetologist with frequent flyer miles has the best day ever!

The Man?

or was he a dentist?

>Fast and Furious

You got it.

yes
its not your fault

its not your fault

hernetator
>Leon the Professional
also yes
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I've never actually seen Snakes on a Plane. I just assume that that's what it was about.

princess bride

Bingo.

2 down. 7 to go.

It is and it's pretty fucking stupid too.
Stupid normies like it they think it makes them cool I guess.

dudes learn karate fast and talk on phones and he beats the crap out of everyone easily at the end.

fuck yeah, i got the Grinch too.

The Matrix

Is number 6 of The Human Centipede?

mad max 3

>Smartest person on planet
>Everything is sponsored
>MFW it's what plants crave

Look at the brain on Brad!

No, but that's funny. 6 is one that was solved in this thread.

Nope.

Ready for a hard one? This is not a joke and I am not trolling. This is a real movie and I promise you that 90 percent of the people ITT have at least heard of it.

>Green guy is main character
>He has an animal sidekick and they go on an adventure together
>Animal sidekick looks like a donkey but it can talk
>Animated movie but not traditional 2d animation like The Little Mermaid or Aladdin
>Not Shrek, The Grinch, Monsters Inc or The Mask

Idiocracy

woah

>pussy is new in town
>gets guy out of rut
>guy and friend kill people for this pussy
>goes to jail
>happily ever after

it's not your fault

What was the answer to 6 I can't find it?

I'ma fuck your mom's ass with a rake.

...

>I am Legend?
No.
>hernetator
Close enough.

dude, you're good. yes

this is a tasty burger.

I worded that poorly. It was someone else's clue.

its not your fault

Rango?

Give me another clue I can't figure it out?

holy fuck that movie sucked so much ass i forgot it existed, and i even saw it in theaters with a friend of mine

>robot fucks a decapitated bitch.

The hunt for Red October.

Max is not happy

John Leguizamo at his most annoing. There is only one movie that fits this.

What would prevent you from being able to eat cereal?

fuck you user

candies. they burp, that's hilarious. they all die but one.

winrar

>Pre-teens steal a car, a nice man is framed for murder, the little girl did it.
Josh and S.A.M.

Being fucking poor

its not your fault

Never heard of it, no.

fuk... the matrix
there is no spoon.

cherlie and the pedorast factory

No.

>winrar
You should at least tell them it's Shrek.

I saw that in the theater to, are you Tom?

>trollface.jpg

nah

i saw it with a grill

A crew of Germans sing It's a Long Way to Tipperary.

Romeo and Juliet??

6 to go.

Being out of milk?
Getting my head chopped off?
The wife won't quit nagging?

Okay there's no way you're not fucking with us if it's not any of the movies you've mentioned.

What else could it possibly be?

see

>Man falls in love with a heartless woman. Heartless woman leaves man for heartless man. Sad movie is sad.
Magnolia.

This will be my only guess. Fuck you.

The eye hole man? a lack of spoon?

>kangaroo and lesbian kill rich white men

The Pest

Is the answer The Matrix?
I've never seen it why can they not eat cereal?

Fantastic movie, but alas! no.

Because there is no spoon.

it's not your fault

Serial killer kills man's family and kids.
Doesn't get the physically deformed son
Son later gets kidnapped
Father has to travel thousands of miles to find physically deformed son with help of mentally disabled woman

I didn't realize that movie had a plot

I can be a girl.

I promise you, you've heard of the movie or at least the TV show. It's an entire series too.

Big hint there!

yes

>Dem biches can't drive

can you update list?

Bambi