ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Volume VIII

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first for scissorhands being a true story

>Opens with scene of genital mutilation
>Real life S&M porn actress plays the love interest
>Her mom gets BLACKED by her step dad
>A comedy
More hints
>Main character played by Sam Harris celebrity doppelganger. Sort of a breakout role for him even though he had been around for a while.
>S&M actress dated Justin Timberlake for a bit. Actually, she's a famous Hollywood actress who just started out doing leather based porn. Nobody knew she did S&M until years after the film was released. I was kinda fucking with you guys there.
>This isn't Mario but some pipes do get cleaned

Shrek?

This time, yes.

>If you think about it, it's really the story of a gay and a midget in a tin can.

Old guy in a tub’s been thirsty his whole life

star wars

How on earth could you have defeated the riddle master?

40 here
Going to call it a night see you folks tomorrow.

sam harris = ben stiller? fuck doesnt sound like any of those shit.

>grandpa can't walk or work
>kid announces they can get some free shit
>suddenly grandpa can walk again
>no one is suspicious or angry

Billy Wonkers

Willy wonka

Up

Repost
>dog
>zipline

>Midgets delivers jewellery

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Wonka

see ya user

>sam harris = ben stiller
Go on my son...

Peace! Thanks for playing.

Love,
33

who the fuck is Sam Harris

Answersfor these...
>A fighting couple become an accessory to robbery.
1.) Technically they are harboring a fugitive.

>A bank heist goes right, and fuck the jews (until the end of the movie).
2.) Denis leary's clone is a detective.

>A bank robbery goes right, so a guy is all "I can do that.", but learns that he can't, so he gets help from the first robber.
3.) This is recent, like within 2 years.


>A guy gets hit by a car (kind of) but doesn't get injured. Also, Nazis.
4.) You could call this guy a criminal, as he was caught red-handed.
>Long as fuck, boring as fuck, old as fuck (but not as old as citizen kane), for some reason a classic, made a song popular. Holy fuck, why did people like it? Also, they did not blow it up, so don't damn them.

5.) A song (not the famous one I mentioned before) is sort of referenced in a Borderlands 2 ad.
t.v. series here...


>some guys edc is magic.
1.) The Ref

2.) Inside Man

3.) Going in Style

4.) Hellboy

5.) 2001: A Space Odyssey

6.) The Lost Room

Leprechaun

Cuck finally got round to getting a life. By life, I mean boat. And an old gay black husband.

Forest Gump?

Zoolander 2, Ariana Grande was the other

>he was caught red-handed.
Fuck you.
>2001: A Space Odyssey
Fuck you twice, lol.

>giant big dude kills a fat nigger on a plane,
>throws a whiny midget off a cliff
>kidnaps a black hoe,
>kills every stupid spic in south america,
>scalps spics with saw blades,
> brutally murders a fat mallninja faggot and clowns him while he's dying.

Nope try agaig

commando

Hint
>cabin

LOTR

2- Paul?

your mother's boyfriend

my moms dead

Are you retarded?

Nope

Yep

A famous author and neuroscientist. He writes about Islam, free will, determinism, politics, et cetera.

>Zoolander 2
No.

>Ariana Grande was the other
The other what?

...No.

Shawshank Redemption

Girl gets first period and everything goes batshit insane

oh okay yeah I know who he is

Oops -1. (Yes I guess)

Carrie

oh fuck
something about mary

>Dude, that wasn't our car. Let's hire this midget to tell them it wasn't our car. He's not very good, let's get his slutty fiance to tell them instead.

2. Boondock Saints

holy shit

good

Nailed it

...No.

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wrong

I mean... put down the crack pipe Larry.

yessir i was just trying to remind everybody that that movie is sick

Finally! Good job.

It all makes sense now, doesn't it?

Teeth

>It all makes sense now, doesn't it?
I was more holy shitting over finding out Cameron Diaz did leather porn

>Peter Griffin's (From Family Guy) poor attempt at charades.

sauce?

the BLACKED part threw me i forgot about that.

wrong again, hint,nosferatu is in there

Oh, I thought everyone knew that. Guess not.

Did you also know Stallone did a porn back in the 70s? Not that I assume he's part of your spank bank, but lots of famous people did stuff on camera when they were broke. Jenny McCarthy did some light stuff. Sonny Landham from Predator did hardcore stuff.

>Drugs and scary babies

Try this one:
>A werewolf in london

> director spends 2 hours kicking you in the nuts suggesting there will be a pay off at the end. But there isn’t, director laughs at you. Director never works again. Eventually he gets to do 1st shitty tv series that makes him famous again.

lel

I could have died happy without knowing that Stallone did porn

...

It's not a Werewolf in London

The Blair Witch Project

You're on Sup Forums. You could have never died happy.

Trainspotting

This one should be easy.

american history x?

yeah fair enough

Trainspotting

Yup

No

It's honestly kinda boring.
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=53ff0a3016822f6c5eb3

No

some JJ Abrams movie

mo' fuckin little man..

>Second rule of Sup Forums.

Guy and girl on a train, girl is reading, first line:
>what are you reading?

Tv series didn’t make any fucking sense either

kind of funny story as much as there was no fucking pay off in the blair witch project they made a porn parody called the Bare Wench Project and it was equally disappointing and shitty despite making you think it was eventually going to get really hot

Source Code?

>that's a cool ass watch tattoo thing
>die when it hits 0

In Time

The Ring

what movie kicked me in the nuts for 2 hours and the director did jack shit after?......

deer hunter?

English teen talks like he's Russian, puts an old man in a wheelchair, learns to love the bible, and jumps out a window.

No Its a romance on a europe train

Good job

how did you even get to that guess?

fuck I know what that is... just can't think of it

i don't watch tv and i know that nigger director didn't do shit afterwards