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Have you thanked Based Jacare today /heem/?
TYBJ
punished chris edition
Brendan Schaub is the greatest podcaster of all time.
is Moose finally coming out of his shell?
heminder, the cuck is a cheating FRAUD.
What should Weidman do after losing tomorrow night?
Retire? Go up to LHW?
>confirmed implants
Is she still people's girl?
lmao im glad you have a new crush little guy lol
THE MOOSE IS LOOSE
it really is pathetic isnt it bud
Looks exactly the same but right has better lighting.
Punished DC has embraced the darkness
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> Cosplays at her weigh ins
> Good sense of humor
> Pretty good fighter
> Actually a fun fighter to watch
Is she /our/ girl /heem/?
JON
I WAS JUST COVERING MY JUNK
JON
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID
WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU DID
LHW is the best option. I reckon he can be top 5 there.
What are your favorite excuses people love to use to excuse fighters they like as not being juicers?
Mine is, "It's just the lighting"
delusional at best
its sad man. hes probably lonely
Horse meat
he looks like drugged out corey feldman
i really want him to walk out to this
jones on DC's weigh-in cheating, completely BTFO
racism
>he looks smaller because he wants to cut less weight!
>muh IVS
we /pearl/?
tainted supplements
>Its all hard wook
i definitely /pearl/
>ray longo fighter
gee how'd you know
what did the ufc mean by THIS?
Weidman has never been caught, unlike Anderson Silva, Jon Jones, Alistair Overeem and Yoel Romero
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>"It's not like I've ever been caught before, ahaha"
without the roids serra would look exactly like norton
What am I looking at
is aldana free money? chookagian sucks so bad
injection marks
This must be what happens when you're surrounded by yes men.
Aldana got destroyed by Leslie Smith despite being a 3/1 favorite. How you finna think she's free money? Also Chookagian isn't bad at all.
Yeah dude Leslie Smith is a world beater after all lol
O baby.
Back 2 redditt
I thought they inject in their ass. Why abs?
maybe he just took dengue vaccine
why is alves vs cote so far down the card? why didnt they throw it on the main card?
injection marks
michelle waterson is a roider btw
>pearl's right hand
when you can't decide if you wanna be a lady or butch
His arms and biceps have shrunk considerably.
But seriously, literally everyone is on steroids. It's just a matter of if you get caught or not.
APPLEBEE'S
shes fighterfluid
Bros how drunk do you get for big fights
I usually would smoke weed but I found it would make it hard to watch especially if it was like Chris Weidman vs Luke rockhold where it was just a beat down, watched that high out of my mind and just felt sick for the chris, I could feel every blow he took from Luke
>literally everyone is on steroids
I refuse to believe this. Why take dietary supplements then.
2nd fight to kick off the main card.
Josh Barnett and Ben Rothwell popping for roids is all the proof you need.
fuck off yank
Post clean fighters
idiot
Based Jakky
Jon Jones' voice appears suddenly in your ear.
>Hey pussy, are you still there?
You reply with:
>I am, I am
Because those fat slobs need steroids. They wouldn't hack it in the NFL because they're just big fucks that work har. If it weren't for mma they'd be doing something autistic.
I like to get thoroughly stoned for fights but like to only have a slight alcohol buzz so I can focus and remember the fights while still enjoying the fuck out of them
The way Jon says it is the best part of the clip.
dude on the left looks like the guy from the movie Victoria
ahh ok its listed different on mmafighting, I dont know why I didnt just check ufc.com
How much longer is horse face going to duck Valentina? Why does she continue to fight atomweight moms?
why would you ever admit you are a pussy???
>Jones: [long pause] You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that, right?
>If it weren't for mma they'd be doing something autistic
Like working a normal job?
Dumb ass little kid
>Because those fat slobs need steroids
So do the rest of the UFC. The ones who get caught are just too lazy to hide it, like Frank Mir saying it was kangaroo meat like nigga are you serious? It's clear he's a juicer but he just got complacent about.
idiot
So if I got it right Rumble said on Fox that didnt know he was 203.8 and his scale must have been off
Some strange things happen with these scales dont you think
why ur so rude?
casuals detected
why ur so hued?
im too lazy to sort it all out but i think rumble was saying the scale backstage that they 'test weight' themselves with was off
dc towelgate is still real
MOOSE WITH A NOOSE
joanna is on video saying she is objectively the best striker in the entire UFC
she is taller than valentina
why is joanna ducking her?
joanna believes guns should be banned
>Why don't you tell this people here what you said to me backstage?
>What?
>That I'm the biggest pussy you ever met and you want me to suck your dick
>What? I can't hear you
>That I'm the biggest pussy you ever met and you want me to suck your dick
>He actually said it twice
valentina and joanna fought 3 times already and valentina won every time
You're rude and I don't like you
pay for that stolen copy of photoshop
LO JONES TOLD HIM TO SUCK HIS DICK HE IS SO COOL
>YOU THINK IM JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND MAKE THE WEIGHT WITHOUT THAT TOWEL, JON? IM FROM AKA, JON!
i think that's the point m8. why does joanna go scary goblin mode to fight 115. if her striking is so based go play with the big girls, valentina does and she's smaller
Conors trash talk is really overrated. Wtf was he on about with Chad rearranging joses face as well?
y r u harassing me?
me on the left
you've made 600 pngs you're taking everything photoshop developers have worked for motherfucker
>Magrega fan berating anyone for trash talking
Calendarbro start the predictions. We need someone to goof them tomorrow night.
That seems ideal haha I'll probably that
>DC spent years calling Jones cheater
>will be forever know as the towlie cheat
in college i used to sell installations of photoshop for $50. what you gonna do about it?
>this is a professional "athlete" in the netherlands
lmao
DC is too pure for this world
picks were already taken :)))))))
That's how alpha males stand, nerd.
weres the Picks POST
He would destroy you 1v1