/heem/ pearl gonzalez edition

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Have you thanked Based Jacare today /heem/?

TYBJ

punished chris edition

Brendan Schaub is the greatest podcaster of all time.

is Moose finally coming out of his shell?

heminder, the cuck is a cheating FRAUD.

What should Weidman do after losing tomorrow night?

Retire? Go up to LHW?

>confirmed implants
Is she still people's girl?

lmao im glad you have a new crush little guy lol

THE MOOSE IS LOOSE

it really is pathetic isnt it bud

Looks exactly the same but right has better lighting.

Punished DC has embraced the darkness

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> Cosplays at her weigh ins
> Good sense of humor
> Pretty good fighter
> Actually a fun fighter to watch

Is she /our/ girl /heem/?

JON

I WAS JUST COVERING MY JUNK

JON

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID

WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU DID

LHW is the best option. I reckon he can be top 5 there.

What are your favorite excuses people love to use to excuse fighters they like as not being juicers?

Mine is, "It's just the lighting"

delusional at best

its sad man. hes probably lonely

Horse meat

he looks like drugged out corey feldman

i really want him to walk out to this

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jones on DC's weigh-in cheating, completely BTFO

racism

>he looks smaller because he wants to cut less weight!
>muh IVS

we /pearl/?

tainted supplements

>Its all hard wook

i definitely /pearl/

>ray longo fighter

gee how'd you know

what did the ufc mean by THIS?

Weidman has never been caught, unlike Anderson Silva, Jon Jones, Alistair Overeem and Yoel Romero

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>"It's not like I've ever been caught before, ahaha"

without the roids serra would look exactly like norton

What am I looking at

is aldana free money? chookagian sucks so bad

injection marks

This must be what happens when you're surrounded by yes men.

Aldana got destroyed by Leslie Smith despite being a 3/1 favorite. How you finna think she's free money? Also Chookagian isn't bad at all.

Yeah dude Leslie Smith is a world beater after all lol

O baby.

Back 2 redditt

I thought they inject in their ass. Why abs?

maybe he just took dengue vaccine

why is alves vs cote so far down the card? why didnt they throw it on the main card?

injection marks

michelle waterson is a roider btw

>pearl's right hand
when you can't decide if you wanna be a lady or butch

His arms and biceps have shrunk considerably.

But seriously, literally everyone is on steroids. It's just a matter of if you get caught or not.

APPLEBEE'S

shes fighterfluid

Bros how drunk do you get for big fights

I usually would smoke weed but I found it would make it hard to watch especially if it was like Chris Weidman vs Luke rockhold where it was just a beat down, watched that high out of my mind and just felt sick for the chris, I could feel every blow he took from Luke

>literally everyone is on steroids

I refuse to believe this. Why take dietary supplements then.

2nd fight to kick off the main card.

Josh Barnett and Ben Rothwell popping for roids is all the proof you need.

fuck off yank

Post clean fighters

idiot

Based Jakky

Jon Jones' voice appears suddenly in your ear.

>Hey pussy, are you still there?

You reply with:

>I am, I am

Because those fat slobs need steroids. They wouldn't hack it in the NFL because they're just big fucks that work har. If it weren't for mma they'd be doing something autistic.

I like to get thoroughly stoned for fights but like to only have a slight alcohol buzz so I can focus and remember the fights while still enjoying the fuck out of them

The way Jon says it is the best part of the clip.

dude on the left looks like the guy from the movie Victoria

ahh ok its listed different on mmafighting, I dont know why I didnt just check ufc.com

How much longer is horse face going to duck Valentina? Why does she continue to fight atomweight moms?

why would you ever admit you are a pussy???

>Jones: [long pause] You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that, right?

>If it weren't for mma they'd be doing something autistic

Like working a normal job?

Dumb ass little kid

>Because those fat slobs need steroids
So do the rest of the UFC. The ones who get caught are just too lazy to hide it, like Frank Mir saying it was kangaroo meat like nigga are you serious? It's clear he's a juicer but he just got complacent about.

idiot

So if I got it right Rumble said on Fox that didnt know he was 203.8 and his scale must have been off

Some strange things happen with these scales dont you think

why ur so rude?

casuals detected

why ur so hued?

im too lazy to sort it all out but i think rumble was saying the scale backstage that they 'test weight' themselves with was off

dc towelgate is still real

MOOSE WITH A NOOSE

joanna is on video saying she is objectively the best striker in the entire UFC

she is taller than valentina

why is joanna ducking her?

joanna believes guns should be banned

>Why don't you tell this people here what you said to me backstage?
>What?
>That I'm the biggest pussy you ever met and you want me to suck your dick
>What? I can't hear you
>That I'm the biggest pussy you ever met and you want me to suck your dick
>He actually said it twice

valentina and joanna fought 3 times already and valentina won every time

You're rude and I don't like you

pay for that stolen copy of photoshop

LO JONES TOLD HIM TO SUCK HIS DICK HE IS SO COOL

>YOU THINK IM JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND MAKE THE WEIGHT WITHOUT THAT TOWEL, JON? IM FROM AKA, JON!

i think that's the point m8. why does joanna go scary goblin mode to fight 115. if her striking is so based go play with the big girls, valentina does and she's smaller

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Conors trash talk is really overrated. Wtf was he on about with Chad rearranging joses face as well?

y r u harassing me?

me on the left

you've made 600 pngs you're taking everything photoshop developers have worked for motherfucker

>Magrega fan berating anyone for trash talking

Calendarbro start the predictions. We need someone to goof them tomorrow night.

That seems ideal haha I'll probably that

>DC spent years calling Jones cheater
>will be forever know as the towlie cheat

in college i used to sell installations of photoshop for $50. what you gonna do about it?

>this is a professional "athlete" in the netherlands

lmao

DC is too pure for this world

picks were already taken :)))))))

That's how alpha males stand, nerd.

weres the Picks POST

He would destroy you 1v1