ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume VIIII
ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are
Kevin Johnson
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Daniel Sanders
le bump
Ian Foster
>a guy has scissors for hands
pretty sure this is based on a true story
Oliver Perry
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Isaac Morris
>gay candlestick
Angel Carter
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Brandon Harris
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Ian Cruz
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Nathaniel Nguyen
can I get a link to the vid?
Camden Thompson
Guy gets dressed up and goes out with friends
Meets some locals begging for charity
Has to pull a gun to keep desperate local back
Friend from in town says he's got a family
Sorry bro, can't help any more than I already have
Blows chunks everywhere, guys drive off
Cooper Myers
>2017
>VIIII
Julian Long
forgot I made this thread lmao
Alexander Price
lmao I didn't know what 9 was
Xavier Gray
what is it user?
Adrian Kelly
swingers?
Nicholas Morales
Not what I was thinking. Never seen that one.
Honestly this was like a seven minute sequence from a whole movie.
Logan Collins
don't you mean "Volume IX"
(although mine is better - the volume goes to XI)
Liam Sullivan
yeah i guess lol. I've always been terrible at roman numerals
Tyler Edwards
another hint?
Thomas Jenkins
IX
Jordan Collins
Bless your heart, user.
Jace Wood
>guy sells drugs
>cops find drugs in his sofa
>guy gets 8 years in prison
>guy tries to figure out who could have snitched on him before he goes off to prison
>huge going away party
>couple twists and turns
>Philip Seymour Hoffman
Dylan Russell
wish I could edit it lmao
Kevin Morris
>2 brothers, both broke as fuck
>parents own a jewelry store
>hatch an idea
>hire someone to rob parents store when they won't be there
>shit goes horribly wrong
>Marissa Tomei's titties
Kevin Allen
I can't believe you didn't get it. This movie was the bomb.
>Guys are driving around.
>Town's a shithole.
>Hol' up, what's that?
>Fucking trash in the road.
>What the fuck, locals?
>Gets out to pick it up, suit and everything.
>Shit, it's worse than we thought.
>Spend the whole day digging shit out of the road.
>Locals stand there like idiots.
>Looks like they're pissed about it.
>Whatever, man.
Andrew Wright
it sounds so fucking familiar like I know I've seen that but it's early and I'm not awake yet and just can't think if it. FUCK
Angel Rogers
AAAAAAAAAAA
Juan Murphy
what is this shit?
Colton Green
goodbye thread. we had some good ones tonight
Benjamin Gutierrez
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Aaron Cox
Ok, one more.
>Driving to work
>Fucking locals start shit
>Fuck them up without having to stand up for it
>"Hey buddy, wanna grab me a drink?"
>Lay there and drink with bros the rest of the day.
Christopher Reyes
Falling Down?
Bentley Stewart
Harsh Times? fuck idk man
Grayson Rogers
Got to watch out for those fidget spinners, they'll get away from ya.
Bentley Baker
it's her fault
Adam Clark
ugh
Carter Jackson
>Guys driving through town
>Locals having car trouble
>check the trunk
>holy shit, it's worse than we thought
>takes off suit, pokes around a little
>locals watching like idiots, one guy's putting it on Worldstar
>man in charge says it's time to go, but guy in car wants to stay
>opens hood, finds the problem
>ok, we can go now
>"Don't you ever fucking listen, bro?"
Jace Torres
>go back in time.
>die.
Elijah Lee
Looper? Terra Nova?
Levi Turner
FINALLY 25th HOUR, yuss
Angel Ortiz
nope.
Julian Parker
terminator
Christopher Parker
Reese in Terminator 1? This isn't much to go on, user.
Sebastian Edwards
ya
John Walker
Comedy.
Black guys with funny accents.
Still doing nig nog stuff.
Amazing fighter, never takes long, unexpected actor punching people.
No guns allowed, but still gets guns.
Everyone wanting big rock, except the one who gets it.
Gambling problem, yakuza style solution.
Stupid dog for free.
Carson Powell
>be cyborg
>merge with rogue program gone off grid
>disappear
Adrian Brown
Dude likes kung fu movies, so does writer of movie.
Main character likes comics, gets lucky, runs off with hot new wife with illegal stolen substance after dick shooting owner.
Intense, epic speech about nigger blood.
Three way Mexican standoff.
Main character cosplays Big Boss at end.
Parker Murphy
Snatch
Xavier Phillips
Yup
Dylan Morgan
>we need someone to impersonate these two bitches
>lets get the biggest and blackest niggers around to do this
Tyler Martinez
>orphaned at birth
>make bff with neighbor
>his father hates me
>lose contact for years
>find each other in woods
>kill older brother and maim father
>we bff again
Jaxson Morris
White Girls
Jackson Smith
Requiem for a Dream
Andrew Long
CHICKS KILLING CHICKS FOR SHOES