Wow ... really make you think... umh
American "hero"
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Wow really makes you think huh? Wtf does the ending mean
>forced
I don't remember that from the german version.
FEINPROPAGANDA!
GLAUBT IHRE LÜGEN NICHT!
And then the same German they release and up getting one of the squad mates killed. Even Stienberg knows how shit slavs are.
No, he said "look! I washed for supper"
>lol so randumb XD XD like and upboat
Fucking cancer.
What was the start of that kind of 'humor'?
Tell me how you would react after seeing your buddy's being slaughtered all day.
>DUDE IT'S A PRANK
he literally just says "Don't shoot! don't shoot! I'm czech! I didn't kill anyone!" He is not trying to explain that he was forced to fight for them.
>mfw courageous Americans, Canadians, Australians, and Brits didn't beg for their lives because of their nationality during WW2
If you pay close attention to the German soldiers in SPR you will notice all of them have shaved heads.
They deliberately did this to make the Germans look more evil despite the actors playing the Germans had styled their hair for this kind of role.
Czechs are terrorists anyway. They made the Boston bombings
>Not speaking the tongue of the Reich
See this is why White people NEED to get one agreed upon language, just fucking speak English so we can get shit done.
>tfw burger thinks a jewish movie is historically accurate and real
Underrated
What does that have to do with the situation at all?
>I'm just a enemy combatant in the trenches, firing at you. It's not like I gassed jews or anything.
when the internet went "casual" for mass (luddite) appeal and access
The ending were he tickles the other dude. Pretty weird to be on a kids commercial
Invader Zim, I think.
Remember "Penguins of doom" and "OMG SO RANDOM" ?
>Czechs are terrorists anyway. They made the Boston bombings
This.
U wot m8?
Unsure if baiting or genuinely retarded.
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I hope once India and China start getting more serious about films that we'll finally get an accurate portrayal of WWII in film.
See Well to be frank for americans too young to remember what happened in the balkans precisely ,it's no surprise. Kinda like asking to a european to point Baltimore on a map.
But damn if it isn't hilarious
thank you for your services
your mother was fucking underrated when she sucked that giant nigger cock fucker
Czechs forced to fight wat ?
kek
kill first ask question later is the mercia way Arab frenchmen
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Seriously, if you replaced the Nazi's with orcs from LOTR or with Star Wars stromtroopers then SPR would be the same movie.
My grandfather fought in Burma against the Japanese. No good movie on that war exists. Indian films are shittier than our streets.
Nonsense, your films are underrated, god-tier kino's
>Indian movies
Jesus christ I tried to stay open to foreign art and all but fuck.
Stop making musicals in the middle of an action movie and stop making movies 4 fucking hours holy shit
>czech "republic"
I honestly would want Bohemia instead.
Monty Python
Give Bollywood some credit, they've produced some real fucking gold.
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This.
Superior anglos
no they werent..
it wasnt forced anyway desu senpai
that's what they get for not speaking american
Goddamnit I love this pic. I can't stop laughing whenever I see it
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Forced as in you go fight on the frontlines or you get shot for treason.
I haven't watched this video.
Were they really Czech? WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?!
Did they die? Please don't tell me they died ohh my god.. I can't take this anymore ;_;
nice flag, negro
your an odd guy
Why?
Yeah they get shot, whether they were Czech or not one can never tell because everyone wearing a German uniform in SPR looks like a skinhead
>kill first ask question later is the mercia way Arab frenchmen
>tfw 100% full-blooded mercian
trying to enter memedome, huh memester?
Top kek!
I just want to show you how I love you :(
Shit man I hope they were not :/
what do you mean my dear oreo?
With civility and dignity, for 3 main reasons:
>How else are you going to have the moral dignity to conitnue fighting knowing you killed an unarmed man who had surrendered
>They might have intelligence which is relevant to the war effort and should be handed to intelligence officials
>If word spreads that you kill unarmed prisoners for no reason, it makes it less likely other enemies surrender, and in fact makes them fight harder increasing the odds that you or your comrades at arms are wounded or killed in combat. This is the primary reason why the Eastern front was so bloody, originally the citizens under the USSR control were all too willing to surrender to the Nazis but when word got around that they slaughtered them instead of let them free or enlist them, resistence groups emerged
Also that thing called the Geneva convention which is more relevant nowadays.
God I love Tim Curry
you just want to be one of the """regular""" israel fleg posters
cross posting the exact same topic from other boards (Sup Forums) should result in a perma ban
not czechs but many germans from czech lands. Knispel etc. a lot of them considered themselves as czech germans or germano-czech whatever you like but not like germans and they still were forced into wehrmacht
If I spoke English, does that make me a Nazi?
Weep for them Mr. Bergerstein.
>I was only pretending to commit war crimes for the krauts
>shooting all my brothers in arms
>implying I wouldn't shoot the 'surrendering' faggots myself
If they didn't want to be nazi foot soldiers they should have defected and joined the resistance.
Pretty much, a decision that backfired when normies still confuse to this day the soldier that was saved by Upham with the one that stabbed the jew in a later scene. Good thing Jewberg stopped that shit in Band of Brothers.
seig heil
>war crimes
look at this goy
Honestly Spielberg is kinda redpilled.
Remember all the pro-German stuff in Band of Brothers? The kid from Oregon who goes over to the Nazis, the German General's speech, etc.
meant to reply to this guy
The only good movies spielberg directed/produced are Gremlins, Raiders of the lost ark, Jurassic park (sort of), and Letters from Iwo Jima
Everything else he's made has ranged from utter shit to mediocre. He's released dozens of films and they're mostly hot garbage. What a fucking hack.
>m-muh ET
>m-muh poltergeist
>MUH CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
>you're just edgy!
You're worshipping a goddamned loser that released a bunch of turds and lucked out with some good movies. There's a reason why he's buddy buddy with George "toy boy" Lucas. Mediocrity tends to congregate.
Yea I know, I watch movies with subtitles after I've seen them once.
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Why? He is tickling his feet. Nothing weird about that.
You are not some kind of weird nerd, who sits in front of his screen all day with sick perversions, are you?
This is false
One of the privates spoke German and communicated with them fluently and told them to walk
Nope, that's later in the movie. This scene is at the beginning after they storm the beaches.
So fighting in an army as a simple is a war crime now? By your logic if you lose it I guess.
Shooting prisoners on the other hand is a legitimate war crime.
i didnt notice when i watched but its true
>Momiji
I need to browse /jp/ again
NO! W..why.. Such cruelty :(
Is this another one of your oreo tricks
Israel flag is very common here anyway.
Is pic related ok? Or did I ruin majestic flag?
>Honestly Spielberg is kinda redpilled.
He really fucking isn't. He's the Kike king
come home, chosen one
what did you mean by that
>Prisoners
They were war criminals who raped and killed innocent Europeans
You are an odd one but I'll take it.
What? I'm sure that wasn't his idea
>Havel, Thatcher, šlafenberg, zeman, whore from blacked.com
what kind of leftist normie did this.
I will once i'll get sober
Are the generals still disturbing the shitposting ? Who the hell even posted in the kigurumi generals ?
You know exactly what I meant.
[spoiler]And it's cute[/spoiler]
I just really really
really
love you.
soldiers generally don't take prisoners. these guys would likely be shot the moment they stepped out of cover.
wast majority of prisoners captured become POWs when their officers surrender the entire unit (upwards from company level)
Yes. Let's talk about war crimes.
For a hollywood jew he is ok. If they did saving private ryan today the american army would be full with blacks and mexicans. Then the black soldier would have a love affair with a hitler jugend boy.
BOMBER HARRIS BEST FUCKING COMMANDER 10/10 WOULD FIREBOMB GERMAN TOWNS AGAIN
kek.
Bohemia just sounds more regal and respectable compared to the CHECK REPUBLIK. Only downside is more More "czechinng"
Who? The soldiers? A lot of soldiers on every side killed innocent civilians, whether they wanted or not.
And so far as I know rape wasn't that common among german soldiers.
The ruskis on the other hand...
>IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
>and mexicans
Mexicans are never in anything. It's a;ways blacks Asians and Muslims.Hell even in porn, Mexicans with white women aren't pushed at all compared to the other 3.
Disturbingly accurate.
The red army should have liberated them.
>firing at and killing Allied troops
>finally get overrun
>WE WUZ CZECH
where do you see its rating?