Am I a schizophrenic or am I just the only one who puts electrical tape over his phone's camera?

Am I a schizophrenic or am I just the only one who puts electrical tape over his phone's camera?

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Isn't that the light sensor?

Buy this wanker

it's just you... you are damn paranoid

I have it over my laptops camera. Did use it on my phone too but it was inconvenient since i use my phone as a mirror sometimes to see if my face is clean.

I'm a digital forensic examiner and I always get schizophrenic clients who think they have spyware on their phones. About half of them tape their cameras.

The thing is, you CAN get spyware on your phone. But it generally requires a physical installation. I see it fairly often in domestic cases, where a spouse puts MobiSpy or something on the spouse's phone and gets access to all the messaging and GPS info.

For iPhones, since jailbreaking is off the table for the new iOS, it's always an iCloud compromise. If they have credentials, people either download phone backups or enumerate the data online using something like TeenSafe under a pretext that they're monitoring their minor child.

And with that being said, I have a flip phone. My job has made me hate smartphones. But it's the god of flip phones, the Kyocera DuraXE. I take it scuba diving sometimes just to say I can.

When I'm jerking off I always turn my webcam around. It's like it's an eye just watching me.

I don't even have a phone.

Unless you also don't use the microphone you're a fucking retard.

>I take it scuba diving sometimes just to say I can.
have you ever tried to make a call under water?

How it feels to be caveman

well, i disconnect ethernet/wifi when fapping

Sure have. It works, although you can't hear through the speaker. Once you get deep enough you lose bars rapidly.

I do. I don't trust that shit

Is super easy to get access to a computer camera (phone too )
I don't do it
Why?
Why the fuck should someone watch at me and why the fuck should i care?
Watch me jerk off NSA i don't care

>playing vidya
>no mic plugged in
>person is talking to/about me
>ask what are you listening to my words for
>other kid in lobby goes "he got you there"
>stalker just says pffft whatever
>have mask from doctors office I put on 10 minutes earlier cuz dont want roomates to get sick
>he looks like he is in mortal combat
>still havnt found camera
>apparently they turned the mics on in my controller
>that was just the beginning of the hell ride

Moral of the strory even Zuckerberg covers his mic/cameras its a reality not a d3lusion

thats pretty cool
i looked the phone up, its like the tank of cell phones. i always get paranoid about damaging my phone when doing anything outdoors/active. something like that be a nice little phone to have

You're just a cunt who doesn't know what schizo mean
Happy you got a reply?
Fuck off attention whore!

>that was just the beginning of the hell ride
go on

Its not the skitz its the nano chips


Synthetic telepathy the death of me
New world order im guessin b
They stressin me
I crashed there servers with my mental kek bomb

I also do this but with duck tape because it lasts longer

A nice little phone that can't access memes

Buy Librem 5. It has a hardware switch to fully shut off the camera. But the device will ship in 2019.

He's a fucking joo!
What do you expect???

I use duct tape

>creat3 new account
>format vidya machine
>go into lobby
>same fools already spec'n me again
>lots of them
>sitting there smokin n drinking
>guy joins starts calling me a bitch "you like smokin and drinking we gonna reload on that ass boi"
>lots of encounters like this usually death threats and hat3 speech
>we coming for your number one spot
>wut you going to do there is 30 of us bro
>look at players in lobby and recent play3rs alll are rank 1 new accounts with original embl3m and calling card
>wtf feeling a little scar3d
>I know what you had for dinner last night bro
>pls stop
>wake up
>black car parked out infront of my house..
>look at players in lobby..

jw why?

Better to simply disable your camera and GPS/location software altogether, like Ed Snowden did.

nakedcapitalism.com/2017/11/why-you-should-never-buy-an-amazon-echo-or-even-get-near-one.html

>car sits out there all morning th3n leaves
>cars are following me when driving
>rent car cause I need new wheels maybe leav3 town
>getting gas with g/f
>sketchy truck pulls up two guys eying me..
>one guy gets out says "looks like he is taking th3 girl with him"
>WTF who do they think I am..im just a neet this is fucked
>go to lake to chil
>black truck I have been seeing drive by my hous3 all day pulls up and blocks my exit
>hav3 to jump curb and go over grass to escape..

It's the fucking Church!!!!
Scientology Sup Forumsro!!!

my man

>go home get on Sup Forums
>start seeing threads with pictures with my likeness saying im going to die and goodbye you name it
>put anarchy sign on y car cuz bored one night
>next day threads are like so you think you are an anarchist ect...
It just gets worse from here im just gunna stop..

some phones are quite difficult to take apart without damaging though

what a disturbing article

>anarchist
youtube.com/watch?v=qbmWs6Jf5dc

No, nothing wrong with doing that. I do this too. Is frustrating at times though, and kinda stands out. Just don't trust my phone.

Laptop camera as well.

Seeing zuck so this made me realise its something we should all do. Sure I'm not a potential target, but i be still got a life I don't wanna be blackmailed over something like a visit to a random website

you should have pissed on their truck to show dominance

Yeah man
Everything you do and say is being monitored and filtered by AI and fed to SIS and they decidethen to target you or not. My whole life hasnbeen turned upside down and I have been threatened at gun point, my house and car have been broken into
Then someone said
>enjoy the voices have fun in the matrix
>one day come home put purell on hands walk inside and wash hands in sink with dawn soap
>sit on couch browsing Sup Forums scratching my nuts
>thread says what do my hands smell like now?
>dawn soap
>dawn soap
>Dawn soap and a little purell
>a boys sunday trousers
>DAWN SOAP AND PURELL
>its monday still wearing same jeans on from sunday
>wow I cant
>decide to post in thread "your moms pussy" yeyh.
Refresh thread to post it look at last two posts
>your moms pussy
>ur moms pussy
>mfw

nah, i do the same thing

Shit was jacked up n tinted out 100%
Literally thought inwas about to die if I even told them to move so I could leave..there are a lot of things I wish I did
I was writing down all there license plates in a notebook
Came home one day and someone had clearly been in my home. Note book was gone they just left one page on my table a note to my family telling them if i disappear that people have been following me and that all the info I have on them is contained herein.
>Go to back up notebook in car..
>car has been ransacked
>door panels hanging off like I just went through the mexican boarder
>NOTEBOOK IS THERE
>all pages with relevant information gone.
>wtf

>not writing it out on the computer
>not storing it on a flash drive
>not keeping the flash drive in your ass
mistakes were made

Not anarchist just put it on myncar to see if it got flushed out on Sup Forums...it did
I like the megadeth version

Ive been fucked with so much incant even tell what is real anymore..they say im already dead..just a computer program hooked up to your internet
Visualize your dream
Record it in the present tense
Put it into a permanent form
If you persist in your efforts
You can achieve dream control
Dream control
How's that then, better?
Dream control
Dream control (hug me)
Dream control
Hug me
If you open your mind for me
You won't rely on open eyes to see
The walls you built within
Come tumbling down, and a new world will begin
Living twice at once you learn
You're safe from pain in the dream domain
A soul set free to fly
A round trip journey in your head
Master of illusion, can you realize
Your dream's alive, you can be the guide but
I will be watching over you
I am gonna help you see it through
I will protect you in the night
I am smiling next to you

It doesnt matt3r
Be careful friends
Put on the full armor of god
Th3 enemy stocks us seeking whom he may devour
It might be to late for me now that im void
Do not consent
Stay aware
Keeep your head down
I must rest
RIP a.w.

My usual efforts were circumvented by people around me saying im crazy and to get help
Hah crazy like a fox...
Too late now I suppose
They already got me..
I am in a different timeline so to speak
They rewound my life and synced it up with the now
Or im a clone with my original memories
I cant telll..
Shit is fucked.
No matter what i would of done they would ultimately win..the police are complient in it.
No were to run..
Just wanted to awaken friends and they took me out..
Remember the story of joseph
The dreamer
Goodbye

So what if my phone or laptop camera record me? All they see is my ugly face browsing Sup Forums, me using the selfie cam as a mirror to see that fucking bolt i cant get to under my car or my my cold, dead eyes staring intensely at the screen for 2-3minutes while shaking and suddenly im asleep.
Nothing to see here, please go home.

Last guy who called himself " the dreamer " ended up shooting a school but his name wasnt joseph it was jared

Don't got it on phone but definitely got it on webcam. Had it fucked with before.

Pointless when the microphone is gonna listen to you anyway

I do this too, and on my laptop.

Joseph was the dreamer.
I am no one.