Which one is objectively best and why Sup Forums?

Which one is objectively best and why Sup Forums?

New Mexico
1. Good food
2. Lots of open space, national parks to enjoy nature
3. Even aliens want to come here

New Mexico for the win!

The entire East side (except Florida) is pretty great in their own ways depending on your preference for weather.

Florida is shit bc it's too much of a melting pot these days, just like Sup Forums.

Alaska
>cold enough to keep sand people away
>natives are cool, probably won't rob you even when they get really fucked up on smuggled liquor and meth
>property is cheap as shit
>get to live next to majestic lakes with elk and shit
>can see russia from your backyard
>can go sledding
>bears eat all the homeless people
>no one speaks Spanish

Fuck off Randy

They're all objectively shit.

rhode island is underrated. small and intimate state with awesome beaches and ocean views. great restaurants and seafood if you like that shit. everything is 10 minutes away. cons: expensive rent, mofia, blue state forever.. spanish and portugese slowly invading

This.

Rhode Island > All.

The Spanish and Portuguese will move to FL soon, don't worry.

>get job in advertising or start a microbrewery
>celebrate with shopping trip to biggest mall in the country
>get stabbed by violent immigrants who just want a better life for deyself and dey ten chillun
>apologize endlessly for high achieving schools because the blacks can't keep up
>pay ridiculous taxes for dem programs that don't work
>after all that be ashamed of rural roots and develop an inferiority complex for not being Chicago or NYC

Everything but Minneapolis is 9/10

I'd say Massachusetts just because of the fact that we are one of the smaller states, but are still as notable and important as NY, FL, CA, TX, etc.

Alexandria is pretty chill. Kinda boring this time of year

SOCAL is best.

if it wasn't filled with brain dead liberals id agree with you.

Im originally from southern California and I'm currently in Texas for college. I've grown to like Texas due to its low cost of living, southern hospitality, and tex-mex. Planning to move here after graduation.

>hurrrrrrrr libtards hurrrrrrr

St. Cloud is overrun with Smellions. South Minneapolis overrun with niggers. I'm pretty sure most schools lie about their scores to bring up numbers because most people I grew up around are dumber than a box of rocks. Moved to AZ when I was 15 and have had a much more entertaining life away from the freezing cold. MN is 2/10 at best.

AZ is probably like a 6/10, the schools here are garbage, but they don't lie about it at least, and we're a shitty privilege to work state with a horrible probate system for when our loved ones die. The good thing about AZ is no cold fucking winters and there's always a beautiful view. That's way more than I could ever say about the shitty corn fields, forests, and swamps of MN.

Alabama - too many confederates
Alaska - too big
Arizona - too much desert
Arkansas - too many cousin fuckers
California - too many liberals
Colorado - too much weed
Connecticut - too fucking stupid
Delaware - does this one even exist?
Florida - too retarded and humid
Georgia - too much black
Hawaii - too many tourists
Idaho - too many potatoes
Illinois - too much mcdonalds
Indiana - too much basketball
Iowa - too many farmers
Kansas - too flat
Kentucky - too much chicken
Louisiana - too many french cucks
Maine - too many lobsters
Maryland - too rich
Massachusetts - too drunk
Michigan - too much of a shithole
Minnesota - too cold
Mississippi - too christian
Missouri - too miserable

that's the first 25

Nope. Too many libtards and ugly people.

well arent you just a negative nancy

Washington State

Too much weed?

You are probably the beta type who could not succeed in California. Texas sends us all their fucking losers who join the military and do not wan to go back. I guess being hated in California is better than going back to Texas.

Fuck the West side.
They think they're so fucking smart and cultured.
Absolutely unbearable.
And they piss on their homeless.

If you are the type who can land legit hot females than LA/NYC are your two choices. It would depend on what type of weather and activities you prefer.

Snow and surf in Mahanttan is more of a pain in the ass than in LA.

Montana - too many bears
Nebraska - too much corn
Nevada - too many hookers
New Hampshire - too many mountains
New Jersey - too fucking terrible and polluted
New Mexico - too much meth
New York - too many taxis
North Carolina - too cancerous
North Dakota - too ugly
Ohio - too useless
Oklahoma - too much walmart
Oregon - too many hipsters
Pennsylvania - too many amish people
Rhode Island - too small
South Carolina - too poor
South Dakota - too much grass
Tennessee - too country
Texas - too republican
Utah - too many mormons and shitty terrain
Vermont - too much syrup
Virginia - too many hicks
Washington - too many hippies
West Virginia - too much drugs
Wisconsin - too much cheese
Wyoming - too unpopulated

Texas. Because Fuck Y'all.

texas. i've been everywhere except the entire west coast, wyoming, the dakotas, hawaii, alaska, and maine. but texas has been the best so far for me.

I really don't know what you mean by that... I'm pretty sure I can survive just as well in California as I do right now in Texas. I'm currently attending the best University in the state right now and already got a pretty good job secured for me after graduation. It's dumbass fucks like you that sit around doing nothing and criticizing out-of-staters that makes California a less desirable place to live

> louisiana - too many french cucks
all the things to shit on louisiana for and you choose french people lmao

What about Happy Gnome tho? And Poutine.

The fuck? Georgia and other states are shit.

I've never been to New Mexico but it has my favorite state flag.

Where else are you going to find this?

I agree. I kinda hate the people here but other than that it's good

Southwest is better

This

>blue state forever
That's only a con if you're a virgin teenage edgelord whose only "friends" are Sup Forums.

Yellowstone. When it erupts.

that's interesting because democrats are overwhelmingly in the under 30 crowd but w/e you do you.