/F1/ Formula 1 - Qualifying Thread

> Countdown to China GP:
f1countdown.com

>Session time in your time
f1calendar.com

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Passcode: 9637387

>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 25 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 18 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 15 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 12 points
5. Max Verstappen 10 points

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First for Gimi :DDDDD

2nd for /team Flörsch/

good morning everyone

I miss Pat Symonds

Why did Sky ditch him after one race?

based

Because Di Resta's pockets are deeper

Fuck races at morning

this thread is

Because he's talking shit and doesn't have anymore insight than Smithers from the pub down the street.

lazy spaniard

Same

STREAMS

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t (remove) witch.tv/0kkddd

>not wanting to wake up and watch F1 in bed while you sip coffee and eat waffles

ffag

In for Anime

>waffles
are you a child?

pancakes, nigga

Thread got up to 540 posts, you had plenty of time to make a better thread.

>waffles for breakfast
No wonder Americans are fat.

>Melbourne is almost like a street circuit
What did he mean by this?

waffles are the intellectuals version of pancakes.

E G G O S

I can't understand how F1 is so popular in Australia and New Zealand. How can you even watch it if you aren't unemployed?

What's tremovewich?

Like a Tree Move Wich

Like a tree sandwich?

Movewich

TreeMovewich

I want one!

Nth for MEDICAL HELICOPTER UNABLE TO OPERATE.

>both desserts for breakfast

Fat!

I'm sure this sounded a lot funnier in your head.

only the American races are at problematic times for me

Record it and watch the replays of sessions the next day.

Because I don't do shitty ;_;

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cute

>having pancakes for desert

Fucking disgusting degenerate.

I'm not a sleep babby

>unemployed Spaniard has to get up before 10am for the first time in years

t. Obesity

Can't argue with these trips desu.

Califag here.

Australia and Japanese GPs are always a party night for me.

thanks! fucking foxtel streaming just went down.

I wunt semthing spiceeeeeey!!!!

5am is not early

still way better than

So, Toto said that Princess Pascal broke her cervix or something. Can she have kids ever again?

Hello my fellow Scuderia Ferrari customers.

I really really like Stoffel

>Sky and Ted Fagitz trying to be funny.

Have they actually ditched him?The guy comes over as very unenthusiastic, but really really knows his shit. I really hope they haven't ditched him as a result of, what I guess is, people crying on twitter

I want to genuinely suck his dick

I'm not gay by the way haha

realistically what are the chances vettel wins every single race this season and becomes the greatest driver to ever live?

My last 2 digits are his %.

Hahaha nothing gay about a brojob

70%

not even Schumi/Ferrari at their most dominant could in every race in a year

None, because niggers always ruin the party.

who /comfy/

>aussie supercars on left monitor
>rainbow 6 on the center monitor
>f1 on the right
>oreos and milk for a snack

Its not only Alonso but whole of mchonda on suicide watch at this point.

>>inb4 cunts (like Lewis) use this weekend as an example of why F1 should get rid of Friday sessions


:^)

OY VEY
Y

V
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Y

the number of ideal outcomes divided by the number of all possible outcomes

>mfw warm food doesn't just appear out of thin air for me

instead of bubblegum pink, the FI should be pussy pink

that's what your mummy is for

>cuckeddit
>r/HamilelOfficialFanSub

Thanks

>bubblegum pink
>should be pussy pink

Same thing if they're young enough :^)

>this proud of his autismstation
I hope something happens on either screen and you miss that Fuze cluster charge.

First for autism box.

dumping

He's actually the drunk, aggressive, uneducated Finn who lives in Spain.

>not playing as Jager on everything except hostage

Brazil best timezone for F1.

shid

...

not again ffs

she ugly get over it

record in 540p or don't bother at all

mirin

>He doesn't main as Montagne.

>everyone talking shit to the spaniard
I can't believe you're impressed by it. Spaniards are the laziest people. They even close all their shops for like two hours during the day just to take a nap lol

wew lad

what circuit?

WELL DONE TASMANIA

>02:00

>f1 pandas to niggers

No shit bro

You are completely correct Finland. I was hoping someone would've posted this. Keep our coin strong breh. AMX AMD

ROCKY RAIKONNEN

STEADY BOTTAS

>someones already smashing rocks or something outside
GOOD THING QUALIS ABOUT TO START OR ELSE

for some reason she and sebastian have some serious beef, not sure if it's just a jokingly thing but he always tries to ignore her

the biscuits video is top notch youtube.com/watch?v=Hy5po5l04Qk

youtube.com/watch?v=R6Xew8KzcOQ

>that flag
>that post

>shield fagging

let's do this putas

QUALYQUALYQUALYQUALYQUALYQUALYQUALYQUALYQUALYQUALYQUALYQUALYQUALYQUALYQUALYQUALYQUALYQUALY

FUCK SKYKEKS HAMILEL MONTAGE

Anyone going to post an acestream link?

Shit Davidson plowed into that other car

not gonna fight against a poorfag watching F1 on inferior Rai

BO77AS ON POLE

Do they really drink Heineken in China?

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old enough to chew old enough to screw

gimi for bole :---DD

hello fellow BC'er

>for some reason she and sebastian have some serious beef, not sure if it's just a jokingly thing but he always tries to ignore her

sexual tension m8

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