Do pickles count as vegetables?

Do pickles count as vegetables?
They're derived from a vegetable, but have gone through an extensive process to become what they are.

In what context? Picked eggs are eggs but not a breakfast food.

yes. thats a stupid question.
and you're stupid for thinking otherwise.

Cucumbers are fruit

Fuck man. If pickles count do french fries count too?

pickles are fucking gross. who gives a shit what you classify them as. anything besides garbage is wrong anyway.

>pickles are gross
Awe did your mommy sneak vegetables into your dinner?

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Extensive process? Like a cucumber is simply made out of thin air. Listen fuckwad, growing a vegetable itself is extensive, making a pickle is a fucking cakewalk

your mommy snuck me vegetables after i snuck my meat into your mommy.

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Cucumers are a fruit. They contain seeds.

This -- must be MAGA

are good dildos.

To all you autist calling it a fruit, yes you are correct. Using botanical classification it is, but when using culinary classification it is a vegetable. -Source: Nickname through high school was "The Cucumber"

they're a vegetable according to my ass

You can put it under sexual classification as well and it will be called a dildo. Your point of classification is beyond irrelevant. It's a fruit. Now go fuck yourself

pickles are vegetables in the same way that traps are a women....

You're a fucking nig-nog

So does eating one make me gay?

He's a fucking nig-nog for correcting you? You should be thanking him as you no longer think it's a fucking vegetable you idiot. So please fuck off and go buy yourself a rope you daft cunt.