ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume II
ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume II
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Inconceivable!
>Evil Kikes from outer space
>Nigger fights his friend for 12 minutes straight
>Same nigger who BLACKED Mary's mom in the movie starring Sam Harris' celeb doppelganger, btw.
The Princess Bride?
>Some teenagers smoke lots of weed
>They also drive around town
>1970's
Two men fight on a mountain.
Dazed and Confused
That 70s show
>2 guys wake up in a room
>Being watched
>"I haven't had this much fun without lube!"
Dazed and confused
Saw?
...
Iron sky
Fast times at Ridgemont High.
I had three unsolved from last thread:
1. Pacifist turkey hunter goes to war.
2. Guy fights monsters with a boomerang.
3. Kid cries while his father beats up the air.
From other thread: sea of purple slime threatens horses
There's a lot of unsolved ones, bro.
>feels
Similar genre but no. Somewhat older film by very famous director.
Also: future Sup Forums poster plays video games, somehow knows secrets to never before released game, beats cocky blonde guy
Oh shit... the one with Roddy rod piper. Don’t want to cheat. Is it “they live”?
>Retarded faggot needs some help moving a couch
>People die
Yes, you got it. Cult classic.
...
Pivot: the movie
>Depraved psychopath stalks a family through a forest with a rifle
Man jerks off horse & elephant.
Freddy got fingered
Wannabe hockey player plays golf instead
Guy is horny, he shoots someone in the eye.
Drago plays boyhood hero
Bitch from friends is in it before she hit the wall
Almost nothing to do with source material.
Trippy transportation device
That might also work but no. My movie is a very famous film starring several Oscar winners.
Doh! I can't believe I didn't think of that after you said 12 minute fight...
Happy Gilmore
Donnie Darko
Happy Gilmor..oh my god!
Masters of the Universe
Yeah, watched that movie constantly when I was a kid
3: Real Steel?
Yep
Hey Shooter! Forgotten your nine iron?
PUT THE GLASSES ON! PUT 'EM ON!
youtube.com
Very well done!!!!
Yep
Hard mode activated
>80s movie
>Some stupid gook commits suicide
>But he doesn't really
>Also, Tony Hawk delivers pizza
No cheating, please.
Stewie looks for his real father.
Red lobster? My treat!
>John Wick plays unexpectedly secret Santa
>How does he fit all of that in one bag?
>And still carry it in through the window?
Gleaming the Cube
4 guys try to stop a tape from being watched
My man.
Road trip
Geek,gets burned in high school,prank
Bides time & gets revenge years later at a staged reunion
All a dream in his head
1: Sergeant York?
>sexually confused teenager has relations with a pastry
Gleaming The cube! Loved that movie
Canadian Beaver Tail?
>Matthew Broderick...
2. Krull
American Pie
Yep!! Good job.
you got it kiddo
also check em
A team ventures to a skull island for an ape.
Yep, nicely done.
>Tom Hanks is stranded
WarGames or Ferris Bueller
Yankees visit southern town
Begin to fall for its charms
Get what they have coming
The south shall rise again!
>The Pianist visits Vermont after a trip to the desert
>Massive head injury
>Dies
>But really lives
>Then another massive head injury
>Dies
>But really lives
>Also, here's a famous musician playing a character he doesn't seem to understand
The Airport
Ape found on skull island by venturing team?
>puppets save the world
Cast Away
or
The Terminal
Probably the latter, you tricky bastard.
Yes
>two men swap faces
Team America
The Jacket
Could technically be joe,vs the volcano. They were marooned at sea for a portion
Tim Allen gets fat.
Face Off
or
Vice Versa
Yes.
The Santa Clause
Or just every Tim Allen movie after 1995 or so.
The Santa clause
Good point. I forgot about that one.
>a scientist working on invisibility serum
Hollow Man
>Dr. Frankenfurter fucking hates children
Describes at least two well known movies. Either is fine.
>a green ogre
Not this again...
>Tom Hanks saves people.
>Sloane Peterson fucking dies
>Then she's alive
>Someone tells himself to lay off the fucking candy bars
>Also, karate
godzilla 2000
Timecop?
Saving private ryan?
>3 boys clean an old mans car
Yes! I've posted that before and no one got it. Then again, I left out the karate hint
A kids mother ceases to exist. With the help of a former wrestling champion the kid is able to use science to force God to right the wrong.
for fuck's sake, Godzilla 2000 is a different movie than the shitshow staring Broderick. that movie came out in either '98 or '99, and was just called "Godzilla."
>a man hacks into computers
>Long ass space ship intro
>Big black helmet
>Gotta kidnap princess
>Access code is 1-2-3-4-5
>2 guys play with their Dick Sabers
>Yogurt is good
Also Captain Philips & Sully
Instructions pasta. Less retarded formatting edition.
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For those of you failing to grasp the concept behind these threads:
A bad movie description is one that is literally true even if it is vague, hyperbolic or even playfully misleading. There is a difference between a bad description and one that is awful or simply inaccurate. One key distinction is that a properly worded bad description teases the reader's brain but only accurately describes one movie in particular. Conversely, an awful description is vague to the point of describing dozens or even hundreds of movies while never pointing to any one in particular. Lastly, an inaccurate description is simply flat out lying about happened, effectively creating your own retarded version of the film that no one else watched.
Here is a bad description of American Psycho
>An up and coming investment banker dines in various trendy restaurants with colleagues
Here is an awful description
>A guy does some stuff with people. Also, some other guy does something.
Here is an inaccurate description
>A guy gets dumped by his girlfriend, then some other office clerk hall stabs someone. Also, lmao Russians!
See the difference?
I would like to give the people who do this credit for trolling but it seems more likely they are just fucking retarded.
I'm sure half of you are trolling but the other half are legit failing to grasp the point.
Half of them? All are me.
Why, too vague for ya?
>kek
You take these very seriously.
Spaceballs