Who else sucks their own dick?

Who else sucks their own dick?
>Selfsuck thread

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Probably would if I could. I like getting blowjobs and I like sucking dick. I don't see how this could go wrong.

Keep practicing. You'll get there!

inb4 "the guy" pops up in this thread

Right here! I have a fantastic domme that plays on cam with me and makes me cum all over my face.

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Who is "the guy?"

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it's a dude who wants a certain picture of him removed from the internet. Doesn't realize each time he posts a thread, he just brings more attention to the pic.

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Man I used to be able to do that when I was like 15

Shit was cash

Im fucking chubby so i cant.
Ever since i was teenager, i kept dreaming of sucking my own dick.

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So does sucking your own dick make you gay?

Why would it?

Uh because you're sucking a dick

Is that the definition of gay?

does giving yourself a handjob make you gay?
also your left ball is touching your right 24/7

I used to be able to but over time and not stretching i lost the skill...

No more than beating off is gay because you're giving a handjob.

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When I was 12 I could get the tip in my mouth but it didn't seem like much so I never bothered to pursue it. I had just learned to jack off and that was much better.

Wasted opportunity.

Damn man

I disagree, sucking a dick makes you a homo... Even if it's your own dick faggot..

No straight men have enjoyed penis through the ages

Taking it up the ass is gay tho.

So you fap right? of course you do, everyone faps

Does that make you gay?

I don't know b, i mean when you fap its like giving a dude a handjob but thats not gay because its yourself. So is giving yourself a blow job gay? Kind of like a grey area

What is everyone so afraid of? Like magic ONE specific act suddenly makes you gay? Being homosexual means you are attracted to the same sex. If you're not attracted to other men, you're not gay. Who cares what you do by yourself in your own home?

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are those blowjobs even good? I mean that doesn't seem confortable at all

if a dude is taking all those pics for op, its gay as fuck

Nah it's pretty great

Timer

honestly, it adds about 5% gayness to your scale but it absolutely doesn't make you like men. Instead you just get into weird shit with girls.

>That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died
>How'd he die?
>He broke his neck.
>That's embarrassing?
>He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.

You left your name in your pics OP

That's some scoliosis right there.

Only took 38 replies for you to show up

and out 500 posts he finally got 1 reply

bro you have ringworm on your thigh BTW

no homo

It wasn't ringworm it was something else, but it's gone now that was a couple years ago. Thanks for caring though