/rug/ - Based Fucking Sunwolves Edition

SUPER RUGBY ROUND 7

HUR v WAR, Wellington

>Sat 8 Apr
SUN 21-0 BUL
HIG 26-20 BLU
21:45 BRU v RED

>Sunday 9 Apr
1:05 SHA v JAG, Durban
3:15 STO v CHI, Cape Town
18:05 FOR v KIN

BYES:Cheetahs, Poosaders, Lions, Rebels

STANDINGS
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NEWS
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PRO12

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lifelong wolves fan here

/rug/ freshies have made me hate gooks

fuck canterbury to be honest

Whereabouts are you from in Japan lads?

been watching anime for years I'm basically Japanese at this point AMA

These tbqh.

...

>its a bit jewy out there
what did he mean by this

okinawa

t. insecure whiteboi

Regions that are done:
Wellington
Regions in glorious ascension:
Auckland

got some wandering jew under my deck lads

Crusaders...

YES AMERICA OH YES!

Regions that lost to an under strength Highlanders side twice:
Auckland
Regions that defeated the Highlanders:
Everyone else

I have a feeling they will do something.

OH YEAH AMERICA THATS IT BABY

Hong Kong sevens lads.

WHORES

Saw heaps of uni qts at the game
Suicidal atm lads ama

how do we fix the reds?

BSKs.

If I was in that Reds scrum I would kill myself.

Let them have all their players that are filling the brumbies, rebels and force.

More New Zealand players.
New Zealand coach.
Possibly move them to New Zealand.

AWOOOOO

> le bulls

reds are a bad team

Big Statement tomorrow lads. Which teams are going to go?

Kings gotta go.

Kings (good)
Cheetos ;_;
Force (meh)

kangz
force

>get told off for systematic cheating

yeah alright mate

every contribution from maranta seems to be followed up with desperate introspection questioning why he left league

Kek.

What game did you go to? I was at the landers game and they all looked like hideous mutts.

SP8 is GR8

The Broncos didn't want him either. He was no better a league "player" than he is a union "player".

>tfw i overestimated the reds again

aussie rugby has lost the fucking plot

even once the force are gone they only have like 4 good players to bolster the other sides and they'll probably go to europe

best part will be the salary cap going up for the other teams

ARU making announcement at 6pm Sunday Australian time.

Force play Kings at 4pm.

are the Force going to put 80 points on the Kings as a big fuck you, or are they going to be so nervous they lose to the Kings?

#LeMeilleurChampionnatDuMonde

La Rochelle - Bordeaux Bègles
Clermont - Brive
Montpellier - Grenoble
Bayonne - Stade Français
Castres - Lyon
Racing 92 - Pau
Toulon - Toulouse

Tou v Tou

who /melrose7s/ here

more like melrose7 grams of smack amirite?

more importantly, there's the Clermont - Brive derby

trivia from the 1993 game:

- 3 players binned
- Lecomte and Versailles from Clermont ejected for stomping players. Lecomte went back to Clermont with a broken nose, as he had to face immediate retaliations on the field
- Ducluzeau from Clermont also injured with a broken orbit
- Alabarbe from Brive suspended for heabutting and causing injuries
- comment from Lhermet, former Clermont player, about this game: "a violent game? I can't tell, I took so many punches I don't remember anything"

things are not that hot nowadays, though (in 1st division though, this stuff happens on a regular basis in 2nd division)

Is it true D2 is essentially Fight Club?

USA Super Rugby when?

>comment from Lhermet, former Clermont player, about this game: "a violent game? I can't tell, I took so many punches I don't remember anything"

Scotland

northern hemisphere is not allowed
I'm sorry

You're pushing your luck.

When you beat South Africa. Shouldn't be that hard.

What hhappened with the japanese franchise?

yeah, it's like the NHL: fights are an expected part of the show

youtube.com/watch?v=Z5iCWh86C1A

>reds' year

Literally just gentleben saying that.

'SPREYS
'SPREYS
'SPREYS

They should use Biggar under a high ball as a set move.

This match sucks. Stop fucking up reeeeeee

>tfw no a Copa Libertadores de América equivalent for rugby union

this literally semen slurping sport is not for me

how we lookin' lad?

it's called "campeonato argentino", only argentine clubs would stand a chance in a continental cup

At sea level, maybe, for while.

>rugby at 3600m over the sea level

You can always send argies to other teams for development

> no trusting Pichot as the next and ultimate Grondona of rugby

Mexican NT hosts your home matches at 2250 metres over sea level (Mexico City)

was the first half of the ospreys leinster match any good?
missed it :(

Was alright, Cronin had a great try.

>comparing Pichot with Grondona
Pichot is a true visionary

Lads that's it I'm sick of this cunt. At the next fart turd gig I'm going to throw a bottle at Daniel and I don't care if I get chucked out. I'll be waiting for him outside.

Prove me wrong.

>poo zealand literally shitposting

I wonder what could've been if he managed to get Pumas into the six nations. First years wouldn't have been as hard as being constantly raped by Sanzar imho

we don't care about rugby anyways

Derrota digna and bonus point for Onças

This. I only come to /rug/ for the Irish vs New Zealand shitpost, don't even bother watching the games

>leave memekenzie to me

Jesus, they had no right to create that try but they did

>she tipped Stormers

Where's Chefes' defense?

there is no Biggar bottler

mandatory Biggar dance

wew leinster

wew stormers

La Rochelle 16 - 5 Bordeaux Bègles
Clermont - Brive
Montpellier - Grenoble
Bayonne - Stade Français
Castres - Lyon
Racing 92 - Pau
Toulon - Toulouse

La Rochelle for their 11th consecutive win (only Toulouse did this, can beat the record next game)

Do la rochelle have many foreign players? Are they a wealthy club?

>92-0

Nice "competition"

>mfw bet my rent money on the jags

Those who offend Pachamama deserve what they get

Sam Davies would unironically have slotted that all day long
The only reason to keep Biggar is that he's elite at Garryowens and could well be a useful 12 given the chance

jaco peyper is such a fucking schmuck

lions got super lucky that he is reffing the first test and not the second or last

He's calling advantage over awfully early. I suppose he is trying to favour a free flowing game

seet offload
the stormers place kicker looks like a british explorer from the 1800's with that stache

anyone not watching stormers-chiefs is missing out. 2 contenders for try of the year

>watching exciting rugby when you're trying to eat your tea
Enjoying the staid affair that is Quins-Saracens

This is turning out to be as exciting as the Bulls vs Sunwolves game

they have a few

brock james and vito are the most notable

they're a tiny town by on french standards on the atlantic seaboard, them winning the top14 would be akin to leicester or connacht last season