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Yummy mummy edition

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1st

Getting a bit obsessed with comparing the price per weight of products for my Tesco shop.

eg.
Straight cut oven chips 1.5kg = £1.00/kg
Tesco potato waffles 680g = £1.48/kg

Seems like the chips are the better deal, but maybe I prefer the waffles, enough to spend that extra 48p/kg. In this case, there is no need to decide. I can afford both. But the problem remains with almost every other foodstuff. How to avoid that false economy?

>10 posts early
stop doing this

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

OI!!!!!!!

JANNY!!!!!!!!!!

Big jawed slag

>frozen, unhealthy children's food

Absolute state of you.

>oh no my wife has just been slain and her carcass is still warm lying on the floor, I better get on twitter to milk this for all its worth!

is there a more disgusting human being than brendan cox? not even thomas mair would sink that low.

This is degenerate

you should look at:
>price
>preference/taste
>nutrition
and pick whichever is best in 2 categories

its debatable that that was ever the case

Check your T levels brother

cara 2bh lads

Sticking some Rashad on the phone for the gym hehe

Ummm didn't she die like a year ago sweetie? x

reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/6by659/is_my_mom_lying/
pissed my self laughing

why is the bump limit 310?
why not 300?

she's genuinely not that attractive these days lmao

yeah i'm also like this

i travel nearly 4 miles to shop at aldi for meat and fish, because 4.98 p kg for chicken thigh as opposed to tescos 5.78.

but it then forays into treats and stuff which is a bit disturbing ie
>i'll treat myself by having a cheaper per kilo chocolate bar than the one i actually enjoy..

Not one of these threads hit bump limit.
If we wanted, we could bump them all right now and dominate page 1, out of nowhere.

I'M A NEWFOUNDLANDER BORN AND BRED
AND I'LL BE ONE 'TIL I DIE
I'M PROUD TO BE AN ISLANDER
AND HERE'S THE REASON WHY
I'M FREE AS THE WIND
AND THE WAVES THAT WASH THE SAND
THERE'S NO PLACE I WOULD RATHER BE
THEN HERE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

I SPENT SOME TIME IN NEW YORK STATE
AND I NEARLY LOST MY MIND
THE CITY LIFE'S TOO FAST FOR ME
NOBODY HAS THE TIME
CEMENT AND STEEL AND FLASHING LIGHTS IS ALL THAT I COULD SEE
IT MAY BE GOOD FOR NEW YORK STATE
BUT IT'S NO DAMN GOOD FOR ME

I'M A NEWFOUNDLANDER BORN AND BRED
AND I'LL BE ONE 'TIL I DIE
I'M PROUD TO BE AN ISLANDER
AND HERE'S THE REASON WHY
I'M FREE AS THE WIND
AND THE WAVES THAT WASH THE SAND
THERE'S NO PLACE I WOULD RATHER BE
THEN HERE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

IN MONTREAL THE FRENCHMEN SAY THAT THEY OWN LABRADOR
INCLUDING INDIAN HARBOR WHERE ME FATHER FISHED BEFORE
BUT IF THEY WANNA FIGHT FOR HER
I'LL SURLEY TAKE A STAND
AND THEY'LL REGRET THE DAY THEY TRIED TO TAKE OUR NEWFOUNDLAND

I'M A NEWFOUNDLANDER BORN AND BRED
AND I'LL BE ONE 'TIL I DIE
I'M PROUD TO BE AN ISLANDER
AND HERE'S THE REASON WHY
I'M FREE AS THE WIND
AND THE WAVES THAT WASH THE SAND
THERE'S NO PLACE I WOULD RATHER BE
THEN HERE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

NOW THAT THE OIL IS ON OUR SHORE
WE BETTER TAKE THE TIME
TO DEVELOP IT MORE CAREFULLY
OR ELSE WE'RE GONNA FIND
WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE ANSWER TO A POOR ECONOMY
IT CHANGED OUR WAY OF LIVING
AND DESTROYED OUR FISHERY

I'M A NEWFOUNDLANDER BORN AND BRED
AND I'LL BE ONE 'TIL I DIE
I'M PROUD TO BE AN ISLANDER
AND HERE'S THE REASON WHY
I'M FREE AS THE WIND
AND THE WAVES THAT WASH THE SAND
THERE'S NO PLACE I WOULD RATHER BE
THEN HERE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

I'M A NEWFOUNDLANDER BORN AND BRED
AND I'LL BE ONE 'TIL I DIE
I'M PROUD TO BE AN ISLANDER
AND HERE'S THE REASON WHY
I'M FREE AS THE WIND
AND THE WAVES THAT WASH THE SAND
THERE'S NO PLACE I WOULD RATHER BE
THEN HERE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

THERE'S NO PLACE I WOULD RATHER BE
THEN HERE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

I know her baldness ruined her

I'm just bored 2bh

I don't think we should annoy the hard working staff on a Sunday :)

Spending $20/week on beer

Might cut it out so I can afford a house

...

special kind of autism

nah youre fine mate, just watch the coffee and avo on toast

answer me

where can i live where it looks like this?

australia? south africa? japan?

...

Sersh>Cara. The Galway Girl video has given the former new life.

youtube.com/watch?v=_NTvx3cMPzI

Yorkshire, by the sea

BEEN SOME YEARS AGO
SINCE I LEFT FROM MY ISLAND
TO GO TO THE MAINLAND,
LIKE THE OLD FOLKS WOULD SAY;
AS I WALKED UP THE GANGWAY
AND I STOOD ON THE STARBOARD
AND I GAZED ON THE HARBOUR
ON A GREY FOGGY DAY.

SUMMER DAYS THEY WERE WARMER THEN
WHEN WE LAUGHED WITH THE OLD FISHERMEN,
AND THEY CURSED WHEN THE FOG ROLLED IN,
THEN THEY MADE UP THE HAY;
IT'S BEEN MORE THAN A LONG, LONG TIME
SINCE I HELD YOU AND CALLED YOU MINE,
AND WE WAITED FOR THE SUN TO SHINE
ON A GREY FOGGY DAY.

TO WAKE IN THE EARLY MORN
TO THE SOUND OF THE OLD FOG HORN,
AND WAIT FOR THE MEN TO RETURN
WITH THEIR BOATS IN THE BAY;
ALL THESE THINGS I DON'T SEE NO MORE
WHEN I LIVED ON THE OLD CAPE SHORE,
AND I GAZED ON THE BOATS ON THE MOORS
ON A GREY FOGGY DAY.

SUMMER DAYS THEY WERE WARMER THEN
WHEN WE LAUGHED WITH THE OLD FISHERMEN,
AND THEY CURSED WHEN THE FOG ROLLED IN,
THEN THEY MADE UP THE HAY;
IT'S BEEN MORE THAN A LONG, LONG TIME
SINCE I HELD YOU AND CALLED YOU MINE,
AND WE WAITED FOR THE SUN TO SHINE
ON A GREY FOGGY DAY.

AND AS LONG AS MY HEART,
DOESN'T BREAK FROM THOSE OLD MEMORIES,
OLD LOVERS AND OLD USE-TO-BES,
I'LL COME HOME FOR TO STAY;
I CAN STILL HEAR THE OCEAN ROAR
THROUGH THE HILLS ON THE OLD CAPE SHORE,
THERE ARE NO FISHING BOATS ANYMORE,
BUT IT'S A GREY FOGGY, FOGGY DAY.

SUMMER DAYS THEY WERE WARMER THEN
WHEN WE LAUGHED WITH THE OLD FISHERMEN,
AND THEY CURSED WHEN THE FOG ROLLED IN,
THEN THEY MADE UP THE HAY;
IT'S BEEN MORE THAN A LONG, LONG TIME
SINCE I HELD YOU AND CALLED YOU MINE,
AND WE WAITED FOR THE SUN TO SHINE
ON A GREY FOGGY DAY.

AND I PRAY THAT THE SUN WILL SHINE ....

ON THIS GREY FOGGY DAY.

grimsby

Fuck off house millennial

Syria

...

Plymouth

ah yes...the ol' depression...fantastic...

Manarola, Italy

what compels someone to post in a stream chat

>'house millennial'

What did he mean by this?

I'VE BEEN A WILD ROVER FOR MANY'S THE YEAR
I'VE SPENT ALL ME MONEY ON WHISKEY AND BEER
BUT NOW I'M RETURNING WITH GOLD IN GREAT STORE
AND I NEVER WILL PLAY THE WILD ROVER NO MORE

AND IT'S NO, NAY, NEVER,
NO, NAY NEVER NO MORE
WILL I PLAY THE WILD ROVER,
NO NEVER NO MORE

I WENT IN TO AN ALEHOUSE I USED TO FREQUENT
AND I TOLD THE LANDLADY ME MONEY WAS SPENT
I ASKED HER FOR CREDIT, SHE ANSWERED ME NAY
SUCH A CUSTOMER AS YOU I CAN HAVE ANY DAY

AND IT'S NO, NAY, NEVER,
NO, NAY NEVER NO MORE
WILL I PLAY THE WILD ROVER,
NO NEVER NO MORE

I TOOK UP FROM MY POCKET, TEN SOVEREIGNS BRIGHT
AND THE LANDLADY'S EYES OPENED WIDE WITH DELIGHT
SHE SAYS "I HAVE WHISKEYS AND WINES OF THE BEST
AND THE WORDS THAT YOU TOLD ME WERE ONLY IN JEST"

AND IT'S NO, NAY, NEVER,
NO, NAY NEVER NO MORE
WILL I PLAY THE WILD ROVER,
NO NEVER NO MORE

I'LL GO HOME TO MY PARENTS, CONFESS WHAT I'VE DONE
AND I'LL ASK THEM TO PARDON THEIR PRODIGAL SON
AND, WHEN THEY'VE CARESSED ME AS OFT TIMES BEFORE
I NEVER WILL PLAY THE WILD ROVER NO MORE

AND IT'S NO, NAY, NEVER,
NO, NAY NEVER NO MORE
WILL I PLAY THE WILD ROVER,
NO NEVER NO MORE

want to smell her knickers desu

feel like getting pissed lads

£10 nikita voddy or £2.50 tescos lager?

>go outside
>smell mixture of chimney smoke, cigarettes and the chippie
Ah yes, a poo peeland winter

something bout those pills
the thrills

...

the spills

sounds actually like that would smell quite nice

/brit/ is a very sexually charged community isnt it

Who here /anarcho-racist/?

>A house slave was a slave who worked, and often lived, in the house of the slave-owner. House slaves had many duties such as cooking, cleaning, serving meals, and caring for children.
>House slaves usually lived better than field slaves. They usually had better food and were sometimes given the family's cast-off clothing. William Wells Brown, a slave from Lexington, Kentucky, explained in his autobiography, Narrative of William W. Brown, A Fugitive Slave (1847): "I was a house servant - a situation preferable to that of a field hand, as I was better fed, better clothed, and not obliged to rise at the ringing of the bell, but about half an hour after."

>Who here /anarcho-racist/?

You lads ever been in love?

Saving money is being a slave millennial???

PUT THE LIGHT IN THE WINDOW MY DARLING SHE SAID
AS SHE GAZED AT THE DARK STORMY NIGHT OVER HEAD
A LITTLE GIRL RAN WITH AN EAGER DELIGHT
AS SHE PLACED IN THE WINDOW THE TINY RED LIGHT

HER FATHER CAME HOME FROM HIS WORK WET AND COLD
ANGRY AND CROSS CAUSE HIS FISH WERE NOT SOLD
HE SAID THAT THE OIL IT MUST DO FOR THE NIGHT
SO HE TOOK FROM THE WINDOW THE TINY RED LIGHT

FATHER DEAR FATHER DON'T TAKE IT AWAY
THINK OF THE POOR SAILORS FAR OUT ON THE BAY
IF HE COULD HAVE SEEN WHAT HAD HAPPENED THAT NIGHT
THAT COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED BY THE TINY RED LIGHT

EARLY NEXT MORNING CAME A KNOCK ON THE DOOR
A SAILOR STOOD POINTING FAR OUT ON THE SHORE
THREE TINY SHIPS WENT A DRIFT IN THE GALE
WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES TOLD HER FATHER THIS TALE

WE FOLLOWED YOUR TINY RED LIGHT SAID THE MAN
TILL IT VANISHED FROM SIGHT ON THE ROCKS OUR SHIPS RAN
MANY WERE DROWNED ON THE BILLOWS LAST NIGHT
THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SAVED BY THE TINY RED LIGHT
THAT COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED BY THE TINY RED LIGHT

the new fast and the furious hd torrent is already out

worth a leech?

don't like underwear that slaggy

no

only if you're a city cuck, you're a slave because it's impossible to buy(without living with mommy until 40), or rent and save enough to buy a property in a city.

Us country boys however sit back and laugh at you city slaves, you'll NEVER know what it's like to own a house

not even slaggy

*ghostwrites your biography, deliberately misspelling simple words and forming terrible grammar, making you look like a complete retard*

>close tabs to the right
Oh I see, Firefox needs his little liberal echo chamber. Wouldn't want to close any tabs to the left, I suppose that would be ISLAMOPHOBIC

Bloody thought police. Britain voted for Brexit, get over it.

phimolad ya there?

yes it is

post fucking machines

LLF i don't get the reference but i'm still laffin

graduate from oxbridge with a masters in a quant based discipline.

was on JSA for 2 months after graduating, let me explain how that went

>getting told not to only go after graduate jobs
>getting told my degree probably wouldn't get me a job (it did in the end of course)
>getting told to delete my degree from my CV
>having to come in daily for 10 minutes to be handed a printout of random jobs from indeed.com
>having to attend lectures on writing CVs with advise like don't make spelling errors and don't list hobbies like going for a drink and don't turn up in a tracksuit to interviews
>constant attempts to get me into "unpaid work"
>forcing me to rearrange a job interview with for a grad job because they wouldn't let me rearrange my sign in.

why are tories so based?

Would kill myself if I was forced to live in a rural area

you aint no b'y if ye aint got yer harry hibbs on the a.m.

yes

least funny post i've ever read on brit and that's saying something

stop trying so hard

no

cor
(agree with the Australian, hate girls who wear calvin klein and other slaggy underwear)

You're right.

Time to do a poo.

>wants free money from the government without having to do any work to get a job

typical labour voter

i wonder why girls wear expensive clothes/stuff

it only makes them look like high-class escorts 2bh.

why

lel

jobcentre's main goal is to get you into any job
they don't have the expertise to deal with non-runts

listening to some deanocore

soundcloud.com/kontrol_official/eminem-withoutme-no-comment-remix-dl-link

makes em feel good
usually better quality too

bought some cheese
upset by how small it is and how much it cost for this block
not much selection either

>do work to get a job
>apply for 4-5 jobs a day
>cosntantly studying for grad-scheme assessments and tests

>hurr coming in daily to get a printout of random jobs from indeed.com will help you
>durr working unpaid for poundland will help you get a job

>It's a qt girl you added on facebook is getting in to a pyramid scheme and is spamming facebook

ah yes, time for the ol unfriend methinks

But the goverment employs people when instead it could give the money to everyone???

laugh when people say this because I always had the opposite problem

plan by Jewish marketing to push underwear the accentuates a non-white non-traditional body figure

>you into any job
not really, it seemed their objective was just to make you sign off in frustration

the fact that they acted as a literal obstacle to things job interviews and assessment centres - whilst being very happy to put me onto unpaid workfare schemes. only proves that

post fucking machines

pfm

If you don't want the responsibilities then don't claim benefits you fucking mooch.

But without a civil service, I'd have to get a real job.

non-slaggy underwear would cover this area

I'M A HEARTY OLD SAILOR FROM THE NEWFOUNDLAND SHORE,
AND I WORK FOR MY LIVIN' ON THE COLD LABRADOR;
NOW THE FISHIN'S ALL OVER AND OUR WORK IS ALL DONE,
AND I'M GOIN' OUT TONIGHT, B'Y,
WITH ME RUBBER BOOTS ON.
(GOIN' OUT TONIGHT WITH HIS RUBBER BOOTS ON.)

SO I ATE UP MY SUPPER AND SHAVED OFF MY BEARD,
TO GO OUT A-COURTIN' I WAS HIGHLY PREPARED;
WITH THE DAY'S WORK ALL OVER AND THE NIGHT COMIN' ON,
I'LL REMEMBER THAT NIGHT WITH ME RUBBER BOOTS ON.
(REMEMBER THAT NIGHT WITH HIS RUBBER BOOTS ON.)

I KNOCKED ON HER DOOR, MY KNOCK IT WAS LOW,
AND OUT OF HER SLUMBER MY KNOCK SHE DID KNOW;
SHE CAME TO THE DOOR AND SAID "IS THAT YA, TOM?"
I SAID, "YES IT IS, DUCKY, WITH ME RUBBER BOOTS ON."
(YES IT IS, DUCKY, WITH HIS RUBBER BOOTS ON.)

SHE OPENED THE DOOR WITH A SILLY OL' GRIN,
AND UP TO HER BEDROOM SHE INVITED ME IN;
SHE JUMPED INTO BED WITH THE BLANKETS PULLED DOWN,
I HOPPED IN BESIDE HER WITH ME RUBBER BOOTS ON.
(HOPPED IN BESIDE HER WITH HIS RUBBER BOOTS ON.)

IT WAS EARLY NEXT MORNING WITH THE SUN IN THE SKY,
I TURNED TO MY TRUE LOVE TO BID HER GOODBYE;
SHE SAID,
"YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME, YOU KNOW YOU DONE WRONG,
YOU SLEPT HERE ALL NIGHT WITH YOUR RUBBER BOOTS ON."
(SLEPT HERE ALL NIGHT WITH YOUR RUBBER BOOTS ON.)

WELL,
I TURNED TO MY TRUE LOVE WITH A WINK AND A SMILE,
I SAID, "NOTHING COULD HAPPEN IN SUCH A SHORT WHILE;
WHATEVER I DID, LOVE, I DID IT FOR FUN."
AND I JUMPED OUT OF BED WITH ME RUBBER BOOTS ON.
(JUMPED OUT OF BED WITH HIS RUBBER BOOTS ON.)

IT WAS NINE MONTHS LATER I WAS SUMMONED TO COURT,
FIFTY DOLLARS A WEEK JUST TO PAY FOR MY SPORT;
FIFTY DOLLARS A WEEK FROM A FISHERMAN'S SON,
I REGRETTED THAT NIGHT WITH ME RUBBER BOOTS ON.
(REGRETTED THAT NIGHT WITH HIS RUBBER BOOTS ON.)

AND NOW I'M BACK FISHIN' AND I'M HAPPY FOR SURE,
AND I'M MAKIN' BIG MONEY ON THE COLD LABRADOR;
AND WHEN HE GETS BIGGER I'LL TAKE 'LONG MY SON,
HE'LL CATCH THE CODFISH WITH HIS RUBBER BOOTS ON.
(CATCH THE CODFISH WITH HIS RUBBER BOOTS ON.)

Anyone had the sliced frozen mushrooms from Tesco? Worried they won't be cleaned properly and have all kinds of gunk on there that won't be poisonous after cooking but will be all gritty and nasty.

Just got a massive freezer off a mate and am packing it with this Tesco delivery tomorrow, but have very little experience buying or cooking frozen food.

>wanting slags to wear more clothes

bit gay

>If you don't want the responsibilities then don't claim benefits you fucking mooch.

the thing that really got me was though, that i was not long-term unemployed and i actually was doing everything possible to get jobs - i even blind CC'd my work coach on all the emails I sent off as job applications.

still they were trying to punish me by making me come in daily for no reason and trying to offload me onto unpaid workschemes.

*audibly groans so that the whole class can hear*