Tottenham vs Watford

Get in here goyim

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Let's go lads

Tottenham will win this

YES LADS

Drinking a few early beers
Who else /drinking/

What a hit son, what a hit

Nah m8 I'm sleeping

Kane will get injured again if he comes on
Why is he back already

Got the Tiger beer out here.

Hopefully we don't need to bring him on.

Let the goat rest more

Nice choice mate

Kapou more like kaPOO am I right

>we

WFC looking good here. Good to see they are not rolling over (so far).

>Vincent Penssen

kek

when will Poch permabench him and play Son already?

Janssen unironically has a worse goal ratio than Afonso Alves, Soldado, Luuk de Jong, Jozy Altidore, Jô and whatever other flop strikers you can think of.

He's a nice lad give him a break

>when will Poch permabench him and play Son already?

Son is already playing

but muh passun

But not up front.

Son is too scared to shoot. Janssen isnt that good but has better presence in the pitch. Did you not watch the Swansea game?

t. Hasn't watched the Swansea match

Did you not watch the Burnley game?

I put it to you that Watford are the most pointless club in existence.

Are Tottenham now, dare I say it, a big club?

>who are hull city

Are big clubs eliminated from Europa League by the 8th placed team in Belgium?

Literally one of the most exciting teams in the League under Marco Silva

Fuck off you cunt, they matter to me, and thats whats important.

Also Deeney isn't dropped, he is fatigued.

Kek

The lost to Genk in the Europa league so no

>Yanson

AHAHAHAHA JANSEN IS SO SHIT OMG

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AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA

GOALS HATE HIM!

When they can perform in big pitch

Empty net
Literally inches away
How the fuck do you miss

It's wasn't even Genk, it was Chicago Blackhawks.

That's not how you spell Crystal Palace

He'll score today you watch

OMG AGAIN, JANSEN IS INDEFENSIBLE

RELEASE HIM ON A FREE NOW

>Janshit

The super mong will prevail.

wot did u say u little cunt

Why isn't Kevin Gates playing? He's their best forward

>this ugly son of the Netherlands is fucking up all chances and basically, Poch is fucking stupid

One day janssen will score the most important goal in a Tottenham game and it will be a legendary moment.

>tfw 27 goals for your team last season and now missing tap ins for spurs

Vincent pls

I'm from the future.

Jansen scores twice

TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES

I thought it was Spurs - Man City playing today for some reason ffs

this game is going to be shit, what else can I do with my time?

Is janssen going to an hero soon? Will he quit football soon? Will he be kicked out of football soon? In one way or the other he is surely finished.

From penalty?

Get a few beers in lad

This season?

Text your mates and go for a pint?

kek it's like there's an invisible barrier blocking the goal impenetrable for Janssen that's removed just for penalties

One is a penalty

figure out the meaning of life cause i'm lost in this world. What is my purpose and why am i here

Two goals this season seems a bit high

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Do you lads ever wonder if you have seen a goal on a tv game?

Like I always think, was I paying attention when it was scored, or am I just hearing the crowd, paying attention and watching the replay?

Me on the left

I think it's proving yourself to yourself, user.

I might be wrong, though...

>"Davies has a lash"

Bit rude to do it on the pitch in front of everyone

Kek

What's his problem?

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Why have all tottenham players got such punchable faces?

t. ADHD

Somebody please kill that bastard with the kazoo

i am fairly certain I have seen at least one goal on TV yes.

Because they're better than you and you cannot deal with it like an adult user

The only one with a punchable face is Alli, the rest of them look normal

I put the game on background and just shitposting in matchthread

it doesn't really matter

even when you see an actual goal on tv, it's still technically a digital replay of what's really happening at some football stadium

why is jansen so shit?

>Son
>Dier
>Kane
>Walker
>Rose
>Trippier

Literally all need a good smack

Except literally every single premier league footballer is better than me and I've fine with it. Not an argument

>be an amerishart
>wake up at 7am on a saturday to bandwaggon a soccer team halfway around the world

SAD.

Lamela still injured

i came here for football not a fucking aneyurism

The question is, did you actually see the goal or you simply remember you saw a goal?

Too cute for soccer.

You see everything but a goal being scored.

Like with colours

What a shit match

Going to the Leeds game in a bit, supporting both my strong Jewish sides on a Saturday is lovely.

ALI ALI ALI ALI ALI ALI

DELEEEEEEEEE

Deli Alley strikes again

>my wifes son

WHAT A GOAL LAD

ALI ALI ALI ALI
MASYA'ALLAH

bamadele alli is shit get him off

let's start with the fact that 'scoring a goal' is just an abstract, human concept

ALLI ALLI ALLI

OI OI OI

>THAT fucking goal

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Is Ali a meme or postmeme?

>30 minutes in
>nothing close to resembling good football

Woah, so this is the power... Of the English """premier""" league

Based muscular and elite Ali

>That celebration

>Achy brakey heart again

WHY IS THIS SUNG