ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Volume IV

Kill yourself, soyboy

>i want to be real boy
>menstrual blood
>girlfriend crushed to death
>strangulation

good movie

The Power of One?

80's movie
underground
mutants
mullet

nope

from the last one
>need to raise cash
>shower
>library
>record store
>sporting goods


>dismissed by tribe
>defend homestead from intruders
>maternal bond unbreakable

Movie 1
>Actor with iconic mugshot gets buttfucked as a child
>Doesn't enjoy it
>Develops amazing sense of humor as a coping mechanism
>This guy isn't Aquaman
>Or is he?

>Movie 2
>A sickly young Jew is deeply repulsed by the thought of healthy, attractive Aryans finding true love
>Cheetos product placement in background
>Jew boy's relative also played by Jew who later suffered dementia irl.
>Another Jew plays the villain
>Still another Jew is his henchman/enforcer. But he adopts a bad Spanish accent.
>Directed by a super famous Jew
>But not the one you're thinking of

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Man breaks into movie studio by forcibly sucking a security guards dick so he can sell his script.

This is probably from real life

>Dude moves to a new town
>Gets some shades
>Commits act or terrorism against a news station
>dies

movie 1 - Harvard Man?

Wrong decade and way too popular

THEY LIVE binch

1.
>Animated movie
>Bad guy named after spicy mustard
>A genie poses as a cubscout
>Hilarity ensues
>What have Hubert, Deuteronomy and Louis done this time?

2.
>There's a father and a son who hate each other in Hawaii
>And the son is Patrick Bateman's future best friend
>But you probably didn't know that if you didn't read the source material
>Also, Slingblade is married to Eminem's mom
>Last movie of a famous actor who later died of an accidental overdose

main character muses over the concept of God when looking at a dead whale. meanwhile, the audience falls alseep

>Wrong decade
Yes, I know. But I didn't know if you knew that. ;)

Noah?

Nigger and white man are in the same room during the entire movie

duck tails treasure movie..i cant remember the exact title

#2 Dr. Parnassus

ducktales

Oh God (or something like that) with Eliott Rodgers dad as the director???

his dad was a producer not a director

nah. now i'm curious to see the movie rodger's pep pep did, though

>Pilot
>Upside down
>Russians

Yes

Excellent guess but the death of that actor ended up overshadowing my guy's death (They died within months of each other)

Saw

Behind Enemy Lines

Whatever, did I get it?

Wrong

International Man

>seaweed is the key to good grass growth
>fuck off yank, this is my land begorrah

Large stone wants hubba bubba

nope

top gun

Top Gun?

Reposting
I think this is a hard one. How about it 33 you think you can get it?
>where could he be in this Warehouse
>A field of sound a killer stalks
>The Horizon is extremely bright.
>Being afraid of catching his germy's isn't the only reason a girl wouldn't fuck him
>Criticize my spelling all you want but I didn't misspell shit. This is a very important hint.
Update
>Germy is literally a retard that can't even spell his own fucking name right. And his parents obviously couldn't either since this is his legal misspelled fucking name.

one from last no one got
>spirals
>lovecraftian

It might be but it’s also a movie, also Emma Stone sucks a hobos dick for magic beans.

All of these updates should have given it away since y'all gone full retard tonight I'm going to spell it out for you.
> One particular Stone will tell this story as well as tell you who killed JFK well kind of tells you who killed him you should get the point by now.

I purposely made this one hard. Good luck.
>beware of the Rocket
>Do not leave your shelter or you will die
>That loud Jew will cause death
Going to make it easy and this is a well-known film.
>Both the Jew and the rocket have a red glare.
>Tune in to 1080 a.m. Texas overnight to keep up with the story.
You fags better get it now.

>Police Officer
>Big ass handgun
>Feeling lucky?

10 cloverfield lane

>successful troll is successful with a moustache

Gotem

dirty harold

soiled harold

Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

...

Gran Torino

Super Mario Brothers the Movie: Get Hooked on the Brothers

So fucking close or are you purposely altering the title?

Marlon Brando was too lazy to read the script, so he wrote all his own lines. includng the class "your employers are grocers, and you are just an errand boy- now, where's my crate of donuts and stick of butter"

the hobbit

movie 43

its spelled air bud

The hobbit

Noice

CHUD

No

lord of the rings

>bunch of people get into cars
>race across the U.S.

You're a badass!
Gotem

cannonball run

forgot about that one. what a classic

4u

cannonball run. deathrace 2000. rat race

Rat race

tough one here:
>a young boy is left in his house alone while his parents go on holiday and two incompetent robbers attempt to rob him. hilarity ensues.

>be a captain
>gonna be a dad
>step daughters nuts
>why so serious?

CIA

>Undercover Cop
>Goes surfing
>Robs a bank

Iron Eagle

What is Pippie Longstockings

Peter pan?

correct

lol point break

POint Break

Point Break

drugs

>dismissed by tribe
>defend homestead from intruders
>maternal bond unbreakable

air bud: dead presipups

Jungle 2 Jungle

nice

>mescaline, ether, clowns, gambling and dirt bikes

requeim for a dream

>Patrick Bateman's asshole brother pursues a girl
>Said lover interest played by pink haired actress from last thread
>The same girl who was in the movie with the faggot who slits his wrists
>And Patrick's brother tries to do the same but is literally too stupid to an hero

fear and loathing

bat country

...

fear and loathing

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

>doesn't
>stop
>fucking
>raining

Any Disney movie

>cop
>dies
>rebuilt
>badass

or Where the Buffalo Roam. either one

fear and loathing in vegas

rules of attraction

robocop

Robocop