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memecity edition

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bi-lo doesn't exist anymore

shit thread

shit city

doing a poo

This is a Corbyn thread

Can people with phimosis not wank

you're a big bridge

DIGIBYTE TO THE FUCKING MOON LADS I'M RICH
1000SAT BY THE TIME I SLEEP EASY ROAD TO 1600 LETS GO

me and the gf

phimos parents need to kick him the fuck out so he can learn to fend for himself. such a loser.

>when he dilderoos you just right

what ever happened to that fat bloke who had a cooking show and used to shill bi-lo? did he get outed as a nonce? he seemed the type

fuck aussies
fuck most yanks
hate the irish
only anglo

>why pay more!

>still a virgin
>still haven't had a girlfriend

the sidepiece
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> gf drying her hair outside while I make breakfast like a slave
> she suddenly SCREAMS at the top of her voice and comes running in as if she'd been knifed
> why? because a bee scared her
> jokingly say she's a child and say don't scream like that, it's a sunday morning
> this apparently is reason enough for her to get genuinely angry at me for not respecting her right to scream like a banshee because she saw a bee
> she's gone upstairs in a huff and left me to tidy up all the breakfast things

at what point do I bring the belt out and give her a thrashing? fucking hell, "women" are such rubbish

huey? fuck off don't sllander his name

going to take a shower

*leaves bathroom door ajar*

when you dumping

I actually converted an eth for a drop at 500 sat

take a shower where?

>people think belVita is a healthy choice because its got the word vita in it and it says ';slow release energy on it ' and it has a bunch of ears of grain on it and it has a yellow and green theme.

but in fact its probably the sugariest biscuit on road

really makes me think

anglo-saxons are superior to every other ethnic group

I really like a wide range of music. Some genres include: funk, reggae, pshycedelic rock, classic rock, heavy rock

wish i understood the first thing about this stuff. want to get in on the action 2bh.

Scarnon?

>gif
fuck off

Same with granola unless it's Lizi's low sugar granola

women never advance beyond a mental age of 14

Thread theme song.

youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ

hate this gimmick

>goes to take brush off shelf and leaves without so much as even turn an eye

Oh shit there are some aboriginals LOSING their mind to this

Well I would say (and you also might find me to be); a pretty relaxed, easy to talk to and friendly curly haired guy.

I rarely drink a lot, but I regularly enjoy a good cup of tea. Not really into clubbing, I prefer a quieter place where I can enjoy the company and conversation. Food is great.

Like you, i'm here looking to catch my match.

Interests wise, I'm interested in the stuff which I said I'm interested in, in the interests box. As well as stuff which I forgot to put in there which I haven't thought of yet !

Happy to make new friends or a relationship :) Not in any kind of rush. Happy to see how it goes.

Looking for someone that will:
Be able to put up with my humour.
Be a generally “nice” person.
Like to talk about random useless information.
Be able to make conversation.
Like to eat food.
(And last but not least) perhaps have something in common with me.

Im more likely to message if theres actually something about you on your profile ! I also happily accept messages if you think I may of missed you ! :)

Can hear sunday league footballers shouting

I'm just flabberghasted at how they're trying to disingeniously portray a fucking biscuit as something healthy and people seem to subconsciously fall for it.

its like if you called wotsits 'healthsits' or something and said it contained natural corn and cheese calcium.

wouldn't work

Wew

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is she allergic to bees?

posh spice > the others

>match with a bird on the ol' 'der
>seem to get on pretty well
>have a nice text conversation
>meet up for some drinks
>she comes back to mine
>do a sex
>have a nice night cuddling
>wake up the next day
>want her to leave
>cba to text her anymore
every time. wish i could find one i wanted to see again lads.

Virus.

fuck the UK for bringing james corden into the world

Not so fast.

Baby Spice. It's in the name.

font

Tick tock, wagie.

I can't even begin to imagine the anxiety that you feel every Sunday evening, wagie.

Heh, at least I'm not you...

nonce

just asked a girl out for coffee over tinder lads

t. never asked a girl out before

absolutely losing it hahaha

spice girls weren't particualrly talented.

Is it really the sugariest? I have 5 boxes of them in my basket right now (special offer). Trying to be healthier but need something to have with my morning pot of coffee. Fruit is shite. Nuts are okay. Other biscuits are fatty as fuck.

What about bran flakes, semi-skimmed milk, nuts, berries and honey? Bit worried that the coldness of the cereal will clash with the hotness of the coffee.

who remembers the "this. is. sparta" meme>

>Interests:
>chicken

who remembers leekspin

amen

some pathetic loser just asked me out to coffee
gonna ghose him

*opens asshole*

Fill me up daddy

he's the yanks' problem now

fruit in moderation is among the healthiest foods a human can consume.

whos r emembers the bart kills barney mene

drunk text random girl last night not spoken to in 16 months, no reply. rip me

Do it the French way - add a shot of hot hot espresso the the milk

Sell hi does
Calle street

oats and milk are the only acceptable breakfast really.

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I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

I WANT YOU TO SHOW MEEEEE

no

Mental how everyone that goes to Uni speaks in the same accent

Fancy a girl from work lads

I had QUITE an agreeable breakfast this morning and neither oats nor milk were consumed

imagine being phimos parents and have a pathetic selfish blood-sucking leech for a son who doesn't give a single shit about anyone but himself. i'd be fucking depressed.

someone posted a really good version of it yesterday with that girl living in a van.

it's that weird home counties upspeak accent.
i retained my regional accent at uni, even though my mates took the piss.

STOP NOW.

some bender at my job fancies me lads

might give him the ol stinky finger hahahaha

did the same last night except it went well and she said I was a great kisser

going to be doing her straight up the shitpipe in no time I can tell

I'm working class and go to uni, but yeah they're all middle class pricks

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H4nmgxU63k

LMFAO

!!!! the difference between being ugly and being good looking, eh?

if i fancy a girl i should just man up and ask her out right? gotta tackle my fear of rejection correct?

You're not working class anymore love xxx

*embraces you from behind*

idea: don't be ugly

unironically believe Germany shouldn't have been allowed to exist after WW2 desu

fucking genius idea mate get that on the FTSE

she's a literal billionaire posho too haha get in

I WANNA FEEL WHAT LOVE IIIIIS
I KNOW YOU CAN SHOW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

> you will never gaze into her eyes while this song plays

why?

I work at Tesco's lol, you can be working class and educated, if we don't know how society is run

>implying class has anything to do with money OR education
3rd world level logic

What board do you think you're on?

I'm "posh" although still can't get girls sucks to be me. sounds like you got a real score

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFPPPTTT*

sniff it in big boy

/hm/?

Worked at tesco for a few years lad - what dept?

>admitting to being working class
I bet your one of the "workin class an proud" wastemen

have decided to become an expert in cryptocurrencies

Your mum's fanny dept

yeah.

make small talk with her, and then ask her out for a drink. she says yes - good, she says no - plenty more fish in the sea

its not a crime against humanity to be attracted to someone.

>wastemen
t. nigger

>asshole
foy

what's the plan for today then lads?