You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Ameriturd

You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Ameriturd

> My country isn't full of niggers or spics

I'm not fat

>my country is run by a competent leader

>implying shit skin refugees are any better

I can't afford food.

The Americans are here to cry.

I can speak more than one language.

I'm a student with a family, no job, no parental support, no savings, and pre-existing medical conditions.

I live in Australia

Leave Sup Forums alone you shill

I smell europoor jelly

I have never met a hispanic person
I have free healthcare if I need it
I don't have to vote for one of 2 parties that are both shit.

my dad will sue you

I was born in Vigo (Galicia, Spain) and I have never even been in the US and I don't plan on moving there... I'd rather live in the UK

Your country is probably full of muslims

Ah, so does this mean when you make fun of muslims... You're actually just jealous of them?

your country is probably full of fat pigs with an IQ comparable to that of a retarded monkey. Oh no wait that's you.

there are countries in the west with barely any muslims that have better standards of living than america on almost every metric.

And anyway, being in a country full of christians is only marginally better.

Fuck off we're full.

How does one man have so many different kinds of ugly at the same time?

That depends on the amount of money I have though...

He legit looks like a product of incest

American here, can confirm Christians are just as bad.

you probably work with muslims but don't know it. they probably talk about what a piece of shit you are when they're out for drinks with your other non-muslim coworkers.

You fucking stooge that's our saying. Get your own you mung.

This.

Nah, that's just Trump genes overtaking Russian Prostitute genes.

>prime minister
>can break leg, free of own charge
>what is obesity

We regulated firearms like thirty years ago and haven't had a mass shooting since.

> I don't suck on communist cock
> I'm not retarded

I can't own a gun.
We welcome refugees.
Refugees rape our daughters but then we get locked up for reporting them.
We scream religion of peace for the people murdering us daily.
I got "free" healthcare but I pay 75% taxes
What happens in my country doesn't even affect our neighbors
I use metric system cause Jews invented it

I guess ugly billionaire still gets ugly girls, even if he has to pay for them.

Please post knife violence statistics.
Place where 95% of wildlife can kill you bans guns. Genius

That's how his wives work. None would've even thought about touching him if he weren't a literal billionaire and they weren't pretty sure nobody else was lonely enough to marry them.

Amerifags cant use my utensils properly

I eat MC Donalds every day.
I weigh more than an overweight cow.
My president is a retarded monkey with a yellow wig.
We get shot by our own neighbours because guess what, you can buy an automatic gun on Walmart.
In god we trust because we're fucking retarded and haven't figured out the possibilities for it existing are less existent than it itself.
I have no public healthcare whatsoever so if I get a cold and have no money I'll die.
I use non-international measurement systems because I'm special.

Tell me how you mow down a crowd of thirty people with a knife?
We don't ban guns we ban guns designed to kill crowds of people, we still have plenty of firearms for hunting and even self defense it's just that most people don't go hunting and it is pretty expensive to get a gun licence and gun when it is pretty damn unnecessary. Only Americans seem to think you need to have the power to stop a small army, and only the Americans have weekly shootings that leave tens of people dead, strange coincidence.

this is the master race you're talking about. real americans willing drink the runny shit that comes out of Trump's adult diapers

So american?

my country isnt trash with its high work ethic

>be me
>americunt
>mcdonalds is fucking gross
>seriouslywhoeatsthisshit.png
>never been shot at or seen someone shot at.
>work on border of a nice area and ghetto
>be white
>no issue ever with black people
>theyre pretty cool with me too
>have healthcare
Basically america has shitty areas what do you expect,our country is like 4 or 5 times the size of most of your largest countries.

I haven't been shot today, or shot someone.

i shit on designated shitting streets.

I have sex with my goats

...

the austrailian government paid for my daughters wedding

Yeah, the "Ameritards" that did this.

I wipe my ass.

>I don't own American flag bullshit and I don't watch football

all my neighbors are muslim

my government banned metal paperclips

>be amerifat
>ran out of tendies since im mum's extra special 409 pound cupcake
>clap way to wendy's
>in love with redhead whore mascot
>forget to whipe smega out after last wendy's girl fap
>ask for triple baconator, patty added
>order full taco salad and large diet coke to cut back
>leave after hearing gunshots over at black church
>waddling up driveway is a marathon
>get to house, prepare third dinner
>lastsupper.img
>heart failure while clapping to football
>not soccer euro faggots
>manage to swig gallons of mountain dew in final moments
>cremation causes huge grease fire killing 13

UK?

My country is very Nice n cold.

That actually sounds wonderful tbh.

our pedo-politicians got jailed.

>We domt bomb Muslims and instead give them our country, women, and money which they greedily lap up with no regard for others while everyone sings the UN anthem.

Im not fat and i got a big dick

I speak four languages and my dick wasn't mutilated as a kid to appease the jew overlords

ALMOST 3 BONG

we have designated shitting streetz

also, plz show bob and vageene

>four languages
Cuck. One is enough. How's it feel to know you wasted your limited time in this world?

My sides

Easy, im a cuck feminized and controlled why wamen. I vote for female prime minister with socialist and inclusive values

my 9 year old wife loves our new home in sweden

My country defends the free world. Oh shit I am an American

my neighbors taxes pay for everything I own

>be ‘murrican
>wake up in ‘murrica the best country on this planet
>remember we own the moon and the only flag in the moon is from us
>get in my 6.0L V8 turbo diesel pickup, pay $300 a month with insurance for it
>hit Dunkin’ Donuts™ Buy XXXXL coffee with a dozen donuts and a sausage egg and cheese
>it’s fucking $12 bucks
>on my way to work, stop at gas station and fill up tank with 40 gallons of diesel @3.99 gal fuck the Prius faggot next to me
>roll coal as I high tail outta there
>get to work and work only 8hrs a day
>go home turn on my 70 inch TV with my soround sound system cranked all the way up to 11
>play American made movies with American actors and American songs which foreigners hear around the world
>fuck yeah
>order 2 large pizzas with all the toppings and 2 litters of soda and a large fry
>”that’s $19.90 sir”
>tip $8 to delivery boy cause fuck I can
>after dinner pull out my guns and clean them for the weekend, we’re gonna go shooting
>SCAR16 and 17 with trijicon ACOG™ On them, few AR-15s, AK-47, AK-74, HK USP, FN PS90
>bring 100 rd magazines and 30 round magazines with 3,000 rds of ammo Incase my buddy brings some bitches
>gon’be A good weekend
>hear good old faded glory in the background
>stand up and think how beautiful it sounds
>only commie faggots don’t stand up
>news come up we dropped $700 million on ordnance on a shitty mud town
>tear up as I thank a service man for his service

Fuck yeah

Nigger 1

Nigger 2

Nigga I left the usa a few years back and this brings a tear to my eye

I miss the usa

Nigger 3

Nigger 4

>only 8 hrs a day
Wait, how fucking long do they work elsewhere?

Nigger 5

Japan is unironically 16
Most of Asia is 12
I knew people in Germany who didn't s off at 10 hour work days

These are all I know

Nigger anus

What the shiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Nigger lover anus

i was jailed for defending myself

Racist.

It's fucked. But Japan and Asia has huge fucking maternity leaves. It's like 4 years I believe. In the Philippines It's 2 years.

Germans just hate not working, so I'm surprised it's not longer days for them

I pay a TV tax

I raped a pony infront of a babysitter and the baby

Nogger

Oh god, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it like that. I respect your sexuality. I'm not a bestiaphobe.

The pony was looking at me funny so I had to rape it in self defense

Allah ackbar

Fuckin' socialized medicine. Someone get this man to the USA for treatment!