Be me

>be me
>21
>working at game starbucks
>fat woman wearing a feminist shirt walks up too me
>she just looks at me for 1 minute
>i ask her if she is going to order anything
>she asks me "are you cis"
>"Um yes?"
>she looks angry
>she ask me "well are you gay?"
>"no mam, please order something now."
>"listen here you privileged shit bag, not only did you just assume my gender but you're also oppressive towards some of the gay or transgender customers!
>everyone is just looking at her
>I just stand there and looks at her
>she is dragged out of the shop kicking and screaming
>mfw

Should have served her then jerked off and filled her coffee with cum then given it to her.

I didn't even have a chance

>She is dragged out of the shop kicking and screaming
Oh yea I'm sure she was...

sounds legit.

>be me
>21
>Working at starbucks
>fatty with a MAGA hat on, the ugly white one at that
>Asks me if I voted for trump
>Say no
>Autistic sperg rage while he starts throwing frozen chicken tenders at me
>couldn't get dragged out because he was too fat so they just rolled him out

in most normal countries, if you're not ordering and making a scandal, this is what will happen. Nothing out of the ordinary. Also, you're getting coffee, nobody gives a shit about your gender, this is obviously just a case of crazy person being crazy for the sake of it.

she was by these 2 dudes and she tried too kick them in the fucking shin I'm not kidding

fake and gay

Sounds pretty run of the mill to me.

>I'll take "stuff that didn't happen" for 400 alex.

*walks up to me

...

What the hell is a game starbucks?

well you're a faggot

mistake on my part

+20 Sup Forums points for you for using this reaction.

>be me
>22
>working at pizza store
>bogan cunt wearing a 'fuck off we're full' singlet walks up to me
>he just looks at me for 10 minute
>I ask him if he eats meat, drinks beer, and speaks fucking English
>he asks me "do you wanna punch a few billies with me round the back"
>"um yes?"
>he looks chuffed
>he ask me "well are you a poofter?"
>"Um yes?"
>"listen here you fucking faggot, not only is my dick need sucking but my dog died today"
>everyone is just looking at him
>I am drugged out the back choofing and greening

Westie topkek

as an Irish man i have no clue what you're talking about

> be me
> 16,342
> working as weather deity
> some asshat human walks up to me dragging another human at knife point
> im like ' can I help you?'
> it just starts building an altar out of stones then abruptly asks 'will you make it rain?'
> 'Uhh yeah, when it's time'
> it looks at me funny then starts spazzing out and shouting incoherently
> it stabs the other human until it expires
> all the other gods are observing
> I keep managing the weather
> next week i flood that little shits village
> mfw

what the fuck

Fucking japs