/hoc/ Fuck Finland edition

MON:Max Pacioretty won't play against Detroit
TB:Nikita Kucherov nets 1G, 1A in win over MTL
ANA:NHL suspends Nick Ritchie for two games
NYR:Rangers will start Antti Raanta on Sunday
BOS:Bruins will start Anton Khudobin on Saturday
BOS:Torey Krug (LBI) won't be available Saturday
MON:Shea Weber (LBI) will miss Friday's game
TB:Stamkos unlikely to play Friday and Sunday
BOS:Torey Krug leaves early due to LBI
EDM:Connor McDavid picks up 30th goal
EDM:Milan Lucic hat trick leads Oilers past SJ
ANA:John Gibson turns in shutout against Hawks

fuck you, fuck your family, fuck your house and fuck your dog

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imagine being finnish

KEK

>3pm start

5th for housecoats

I guess I'll support this thread since it was less early even though it was still early by a post and therefore OP is a faggot

it was the 500th post and exactly on time

>snes game starts at 9:30 on the west coast

No, it wasn't. Check again

This is a fake thread, do NOT post in it

a post must have been deleted

I know that's a lie, it's ok though. We're making progress

I'm going to take this opportunity to post pictures of all my bitches starting with Taylor Spreitler

Emma Stone

Taylor Alison Swift

>posting worst emma

Goddess desu

Kiiara

Feels good being a Minnesota Wild fan desu

Emma Watson

And I like them both equally

Stefan

both terrible

For me, it's Alison Brie.

After 20 seasons, this man is signed for 1 year contract to your team. What is your reaction?

Miley Cyrus

Kaitlyn Lawes

Who can stop them?

Pro tip: it's a rhetorical question

Lorde

University of Minnesota Duluth

Jennifer Lawrence

@75098595
@75098546
@75098529
@75097919
reddit

All you blots fans need to pull your head out of your ass about muh hartnsol

The bolts played like massive trash for nearly half the season and only Hedman and vasi was putting in effort. Vasi is like twelve so some nights he couldn't pull a win out of his ass like bishop did for the past few seasons.

There were multiple games where kuch glided around the ice and contributed nothing

The only other players that you could make an argument for are point and stralman

Them not making the playoffs is thier fault. They dropped a "big game" against fucking arizona and didn't even show up to play Boston the other night

Signed, a bootyblasted blots fan

Hayley Williams

>(((state of hockey)))

Kristen Stewart

THE DEVILS
THE DEVILS

ban all canadians

Good taste

Claire "Grimes" Boucher

Ellen Page

Eugenie Bouchard

Correct.

Looks like dogshit

Mélanie Laurent

Carly Rae Jepsen

Slutwhore

Steriloiduissa yliedustettuja olivat naiset (93 %), työväenluokka, romanit, tummaihoiset, mielenterveysongelmaiset ja kehitysvammaiset.

Kys, faggot

They'll lose 2-1 desu

Is Sup Forums invading our thread now

Zoey Deutch

No it's just one annoying leaf

Shailene Woodley

Margot Robbie

post jerseys

day of the rake when

Aubrey Plaza

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Look at this cutey hamster ( ^ω^)

stop posting jerseys too

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And those are my main bitches atm

last one, what should've been

Not bad

REDDIT PLAYERS
>kessel
>ccrysby
>puljujarvi
>mcdavid
>parise
>suter
>forsberg

ANTI REDDIT PLAYERS
>tavares
>jucherov
>kane
>toews
>keith
>giroux
>hall
>staal

prove me wrong you literally cant

Most anti reddit player is based Marchand and you can't prove me wrong

If you could be Gary for one hour what's the first thing you would do

Hardmode:
>No killing yourself

>toews isn't reddit
kys chiraqi

move arizona across town

implement multi puck

Get a team in Quebec and then resign

how is toews reddit you mongoloid redditcuck?

Carolina --> Saskatoon

3-2-1 point system

Here's some memes that have the same or MORE goals than Connor McCuckold, the chickenshit faggot

>Sidney Crosby (13 more goals)
>Nikita Kucherov (10 more goals)
>Brad Marchand (9 more goals)
>Auston Matthews *rookie (9 more goals)
>Vladimir Tarasenko (8 more goals)
>Patrik Laine *rookie (6 more goals)
>Max Pacioretty (5 more goals)
>Jeff Skinner (5 more goals)
>Patrick Bald (4 more goals)
>David Pastrnak (4 more goals)
So far we are at 10 players...
>Cam Atkinson (4 more goals)
>Evgeni Malkin (4 more goals)
>Alex Ovechkin (3 more goals)
>TJ Oshie (3 more goals)
>Rickard Rakell (3 more goals)
>Mark Scheifele (2 more goals)
>Jeff Carter (2 more goals)
>Nazem Kadri (2 more goals)
>Viktor Arvidsson (1 more goal)
>Filip Forsberg (1 more goal)
So that's 20 players...
>Patrick Eaves (1 more goal)
>Anders Lee (1 more goal)
>Artemi Panarin (same goals
>Wayne Simmonds (same goals)
>Jonathan Marchessault (same goals)

25... 25 fucking players score more than "better than Crosby"

What did McCuckold mean by this?

Frog sympathizer vous plait en Merde

ah, that first sip of early afternoon autism

He has perfected the phantom secondary assist. He literally scores from the bench.

List if all the players currently ahead of McDavid in the Art Ross race:

>"and the Oilers took this one on the chin tonight, losing 4-1 to the San Jose Sharks"
>some key takeaways and positives of this game though are Connor McDavid who recorded a goal and 2 more assists in the 4-1 loss.

Crosby will score 15 points these last two games.

Oh and Kipper

That would be the biggest robbery committed by a manlet since pic related.

is that datsyuk in the middle?

I wonder who could be behind this post

jackets-flyers or rags-sens?

Dumb frog help helper

Really makes u think

>mcfivehead

Pretty good

Looks like Markov, Datsyuk and Gionta

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McTears defense force

Feel free to come in and >rags, folks.

Pretty interesting piece in the newspaper today. It could be Doan's last game in the NHL and Kuempers last game as a mild or even the NHL if no one wants him.

Go Dogs