Tom Sizemore has kidnapped a small child and intends to do Hollywood stuff with her

Tom Sizemore has kidnapped a small child and intends to do Hollywood stuff with her.

Roll to save the child...

i eat ass when i want to fart.
roll.

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pew pew

Roll

Move over Sizemore, I got this

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Dubs and the kid is raped and strangled to death

>save... yea.

roll

Time to get the guy on the grassy knoll

Can i do hollywood stuff with her too? A little girl would be perfect for my oliver twist remake where oliver is actually a girl that identifies as a boy but succ dick on the low.

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Cyкa

Saved

>bang, bang

Roll

Missed Chief, taking another shot.

you do know if most on Sup Forums save her, they'll just do Sup Forums things to her. so its away from one nightmare, right into another, but this nightmare has traps and furry porn

I got this

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If dubs I'll kill myself

Heck

Don't worry, I am highly trained snipar in US army.

SStep away from the child

none of ya'll can get dubs like i can get dubs

pew

k

Thanks awfully, old chaps!

y

Nice shot. You killed those assholes in the trees.

s

Target eliminated.

i dont need to, i'm a hero who defeated Tom "hide your cigarettes and crack" Sizemore

You shot the in the bushes faggot. Twice.

but it scared tom sizemore and he dropped the kid

Gotem

roll for 9 or dubs

i will protect her smile

FOR THE QUEEN