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Chilean 1980s edition

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really wish I could experience pre war 1930s Germany

3d women ARE important

Anyone been to the Wimbledon tournament?
How was i t?

next. doors' dog won't shut up

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HEY LENDL

CHOKE, CHOKE

YEAAAAH

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hi boys x

not true

>"mega worm" basically five worms stuck together head to tail

hahaha

What's the most you've ever fucked up lads?

feed it poisoned meat, that's what i did to my neighbours

hello man-face

>This mousepad

all i can see is flashbacks

Why don't you eat it Cheng Nguyen?

Do not reply to it

what are some lewd things you've done and never told anyone but are happy to share with the lads on brit?

I went when Andy Murray won his first Wimbledon title and during the London Olympics. It's amazing, definitely a better experience than the French Open.

90's were better

gay stuff

hate effeminate gays
not internalised homophobia just dont like em simple as

Wrong post

->

how much did you pay for your ticket?

before i found out how to wank i used to finger my bum a lot

Everything will be okay

still don't know why grand national horses have such wierd names
couldn"t they neame then something normal like andy or james

*starts a /brit/ video call*

fucked a homemade fleshlight about 100 times

That would make you a megaworm

didn't pay bills and they cut our hot water off kek

gonna buy this year's roland garros towel
not as good the last year one but still peng

hehe love dogs. mans best friend indeed.

*Gets nervous, didn't pick up*

Wow rude
I do cam shows on Chaturbate for money. Thinking about becoming an escort too.

frick the dog up youse next door cunts

printed out a facebook picture of the oneitus and filmed myself cumming on it

your image doesnt add anything to what youve just described
dont even want to give you a you
hate you

how much better is android than iOS?

t. proto-blackberry lad

not very encouraging considering most people think wageslaving for 50 years is something to be happy about

big fan of insects
should have become an etymologist instead of a professional runt

Don't know, daddy paid for me

smoked a joint before a lecture, must've sperged out while talking to a mate because he suddenly recoiled in horror and the rest of the room went silent as they all turned to look at me with looks of digust on their faces. i was so blazed i didn't even know what i did but i ended up having a panic attack, fainting and i'm fairly sure i also had a stroke or stopped breathing temporarily because i've been semi-retarded since and can't even remember my own DoB without checking my ID.

Did a tinder boost during a primetime

Did all my swipes during and got one match

always knew this was the average UKIP voter

I FEEEEEEL FANTAAAASTIIIIIIIC
HEY HEY HEY

fucking dog shut up you crazy mong

i've seen you post your 5/10 legs on Sup Forums for years but never once have you posted your face.

ergo: man-face.

dont be bitter you made a silly choice of being a tranny bender when you look like a manly bloke.

what do you mean

think they called them andy at the start but they can't reuse names so now they call them weird names

time for ANOTHER bath

only have about 4 a week but it feels like I'm constantly doing baths. boring as fuck.

what would you rate yourself out of 10 tim?

hate women

absolutely beat

gonna go catch a few z's

just barking like a dog to annoy this aussie cunt i have as a neighbour

barking really loud hahahaha can hear some wog fuming next door

LOVE flight sims lads

Haven't wanked in days, lads

what's wrong with me

i dunno im tired and irationally angry from this website x

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stupid as well as poor. good one.

hello rasheed

need a kent qt

kent mentioned

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Ah yes, I can hear someone revving their car over and over again.

Very relaxing sound, not ruining the Sunday at all

not even poor 2bh just didn't feel like paying ahaha x

Oi fellas what does FONT mean?

Start recording the dog barking for proof and contact your local council, they can issue a nuisance order and if the owner doesn't comply with it they'll get fined $1650.

>doxxing myself
shall NOT be doing this but nice to know you're this desperate to see how cute I am sweetie :) x

anyone else notice that middle class cunts started wearing chavvy-like clothes? they wear those oversized puffy coats and smoke fags on street corners

hate the meme of upper middle class kids dressing in lad clothes
they didnt even steal them

i stole heaps of stuff, just be yourself

done this too desu

maybe milk the dog's wang that'll work

lol if you say so mate.

put away an absolute disgraceful trollop last night

ashamed

just revving my car in the driveway to annoy my cunt neighbour

fuck off nonce twat

what are you up to today then?

Jinx

can you post the lawnmower pasta please?

ello mayts

opinions on pints?

nearest gym is a bit shit lads

the weights room has space for 5 people to be doing stuff

but whenvever i go there besides at 6 in the morning its full of massive powerlifters using everything.

went there this morning at 10 and it was full, so i went to tescos and bought a massive cake instead.

have shoplifted more than anyone on brit, i'd be willing to wager

>Start recording the dog barking for proof and contact your local council, they can issue a nuisance order and if the owner doesn't comply with it they'll get fined $1650.

hate em

all bulgarians should be killed

Studying for a test that I hav tomorrow because I fucked myself over on Friday and Saturday by sniffing loads of coke and staying up for 48 hours

Because of this the extreme paranoia, anxiety and panic is really going at it hard

fuck off nigger twat

>she will never give you this look

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pints of ciders only

paki cunt
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I just found out,n from a friend that works there, my grandma has been telling people in her nursing home that I work "for the internet".

The girl asked me what I do when I went this morning because she was confused - I literally just work for an online company.

wot.. why

staying in

umm, maybe they should have adopted a cat if they're unwilling to train a dog properly...

I wonder...

hate em cos islam doesn't allow alcohol mate

my confidence is so non-existent i wouldn't even have the guts to approach an uggo. thats despite me being above average attractiveness.

convinced im going to be alone till the day i die.

might as well just end it now.

wish i lived within walking distance of a cinema
hate the suburbs