Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

one day I'll surpass you, grand wizard.

Why don't you just kiss a random woman in public, if you get away with it, awesome, if not, I've heard people often lose their virginity when they go to jail

Where did it all begin?
How was your life throughout your early adolescence to your early thirties?
What is some advice that you would give to yourself looking back?
How is life so far?

Dude how?

Over my dead body. Literally.

Well played.

>Where did it all begin?

Childbirth

>How was your life throughout your early adolescence to your early thirties?

I was a pretty normal kid, who lost pace in social development compared to my peers in my mid to late teens. University was 50% study, 25% sports and 25% alcoholism.

>What is some advice that you would give to yourself looking back?

Learn a trade like the rest of your family.

>How is life so far?

Meh.

Why not just get a whore? Not like you're risking anything if you get an STD who you gonna spread it too? Your fucking hand

Because I'm a fucking coward in that regard. And too poor for a decent escort.

Do you have sex toys?

No.

Do you think one day it'll happen for you or do you think that's it, I'm past my peek and if it hasn't happened by now it'll never happen?

Would you ever consider dating fat ugly women with mixed race kids just to lose your virginity?

>Do you think one day it'll happen for you or do you think that's it, I'm past my peek and if it hasn't happened by now it'll never happen?

I'm one of those guys who peeked in HS. So probably not.

>Would you ever consider dating fat ugly women with mixed race kids just to lose your virginity?

To the mixed raced kids?

How did this happen. Show us yourself

What ever floats your boat, mate

post pic of your face

Rape is an option. Not that hard to get away with either

No. But I look slightly below average.

Why don't you post your address and maybe a member of Sup Forums will take your virginity. Show body pic then

Lets see your penis already

Thats no issue

I am 34 too. I am married but I have to say that I dont see it asan catastrophie to be kissless and virgin. no problem buddy, just go with your life and do what you please

Two birds with one stone.

Get that fucker hard. With a body type like that you should be able to find a slut that'll fick you. Time to start going to bars and picking up women (or men, don't know what you like).

if you were athletic enough to play College sports and are still in the state you are, you must literally be dripping spaghetti out of every pore.

tell us some stories user. You had to at least have come close.

I second this. Tell us where you live and where you went to school

where are you from op?

Hamburg, germany. He has a phd in biology or something, and he likes hicking.
He does this thread every 2 or 3 month...

Went to bars, parties, clubs. No success. Pro-tip: looks and body do not matter and I am a giant sperglord.

I'm German so there is no college sports culture like in the US. Most teams are purely recreational and non-professional.

And yeah, I am a walking spaghetti dispenser.

i say his body and somehow knew he is german. but his body doesnt look like he is 34 yo

*saw

You could try standing in public with a sign which reads "would you like to give me my first kiss?"

And OP, btw, I used to be like you, I finally lost V-card in Thailand at 31yo. Totally worth it !
Even if you can't afford that kind of trip, and if you dont want to see litteral hookers, just go get a massage with handjob. It will not resolve anything but it feels great ; and with your decent body, if you have good hygiene and be polite, they will be nice to you.
I do that once a week since I'm back.

OP here. I maybe look in my mid-20s. Recently, I started to look like somebody in his mid-20s with fucking progeria.

Note: depends of you look

Whats it like having the power of a wizard? Will you become a Lich and hold sway over the power of life and death?

lol where do you live (city only) ill point you to your local stroll.
>street whores are the best

If you live in Hamburg, prey on American tourists

at what age did you achieve wizard status

how much time can you NOFAP? (not edging or other tricks)

how much time can you live without porn?

What are your political leanings /OP/

I changed my lifestyle completely when I discovered white nationalism.

Are those the fat ones?

Months.

Social democrat.

bump

are you me?

Do you have dissociative personality disorder? Then yes.

what can we possibly ask to someone who haven't lived at all.

Good point.

Oh hey OP its you again.
This is the second time i see you , remember what i told you about beard ?

Remember what I told you about my baby-ass-like face?

made me chuck