ITT: we badly describe movies and anons guess what they are.
ITT: we badly describe movies and anons guess what they are
>hurr u did bad stuff so in order to live u need to repent from bad stuff
First movie:
>Shrek erryday
Second movie:
>Deliver book
I'll start:
>bald sorcerer
>magnetic siverware
>necromancy
>lightning strike
>15 yos drinking milk
>shit hits the fan
>hobbit
>deliver ring to volcano
Any guesses?
the matrix
star wars?
Almost
Nope
Shrek 2
Pic related
...
>brain surgeon
>golddigger
>brain in jar
>true love
Not related to the movie.
Xmen?
Nope
Good guess though
Shrek
>drinking beer
>destruction of civillization
...
>film makers travel to remote location
>see Michelle Obama
>kidnap
>escape
>airplanes
>dead monkey
Travelers Star Guide to Trekking Galactica?
>My ex hubby and his friends tried to give me a free abortion so Imma stop his fucking heart
Kill bill
Close
Good job, you pass
Shrek 3
>man get mad
>man go green
The Man With Two Brains.
Fucking hilarious.
>heroin
>zed
>bad mother fucker
Love that movie
Pulp fiction
>she a ho
>feels tho
>sicillians are niggers
Also winrar
Yes. That was easy, though.
A clockwork orange.
The World's End.
Hulk.
Pulp Fiction.
>pregs
>hail satan
Super easy
>rats
>everyone dies cept marky mark
>Three men who dislike each other have to work together to find some money
>really short guy
>hides a pig
>get a baby.
>goes home.
>money
>drugs
>whores
>didnt even get in that much trouble in the end
Willow
the departed
yeah
Office Space?
this is like every movie ever made.
yes
Devil's Due? there are a lot of satan baby movies.
no, let me give you a hint:
>husband is actor
>dr. was in on it
>fat guy teaches some niggers how to slide down a hill really fast.
Cool Runnings.
Saw
oh, Rosemary's Baby
you got it bud.
Another clue, the money's in a grave.
>fatass with midlife crisis fights robot
The good bad ugly
real steel?
>real steel
nope
Correct, made it too easy but couldn't think of another clue.
>heaven sent
>cigarettes
>bullfighting
>fucking
A man hitches a ride with a fat retard to get home after being thrown off a plane
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles?
> guy kills his dad
> beat a nigger
> gets btfo by niggers gf
> face scarred forever
Due Date
Yep
>nerds computer
>angelina tits
>roof pool
true romance right? the tarantino one from the 80's where he prduced
>its Harry Potter
>but he can't move and he can't talk
>he is used to do daily tasks from another guy
>and the guy and Harry Potter are stuck on an island
>maybe the bald guy just wanted to walk the dog on the beach with his wife and their kid?
>80's
1993
Swiss Army Man
A PowerBook 5300 saves the planet
my bad, saw it ages ago and didnt think to google
Shouldn't have said Harry Potter and should have left only the second line in
Star wars: force awakens
truck barely makes it across bridge
everyone explodes
no biggie
haha ya it was kinda obvious
jason bourne with tits beats the shit out of a bunch of commies
salt
shit, that actually fits...wasn't the one I was thinking of though
the passion of the christ?
A clockwork orange
Wow I'm impressed
atomic blonde?
Atomic blonde
aye
too slow faggot
None of you faggots will manage this:
>horror movie
>green night vision opening scenes involve a few (masked?) people getting into a minivan at night that then attacks a supermarket
>theres a shootout, at least one of the attackers dies
>dead body is zipped up and taken into the store's cold storage
>where there's a closeup scene of it beginning to mutate under the body bag
>in the supermarket, the hostage situation continues
>then suddenly the zombie/mutant bursts out of the cold storage area and begins to attack people in the store
>movie was definitely made in the 21st century, nothing earlier, MAYBE 2008 onward.
None of you can guess it.
>Get a new job
>Find out about skeleton factory in India
>Inhale gas
>Ready to party
>Abuse my girlfriend
>Nuclear explosion
Alien Raiders
Guy goes back in time to fuck his best friends mother...
Splinter?
The Terminator
nope, that's a couple being kidnapped by another couple in a sedan and they get stuck in a gas station.
shrek
Hot tub time machine?
Clone but doesn't know it.