Sup Sup Forums, hope you're all well tonight.
Here's what happening:
In about 5 months, I'm planning to kill myself.
>inb4 deliver faggot
Will do in 5 months. The problem is this however, I want to go out in the most epic way possible. This does not qualify crime, or any form of mass murder. I simply wish to die in an epic way.
Any suggestions Sup Forums?
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could always hire a hit on yourself and try to kill the hitman
this
Don't have the money for it. But good
Once again, I don't wish to harm anyone (but myself).
Any other "Blaze of Glory" methods are greatly appreciated!
shoot yourself then burn your house down with fireworks
How would I burn my house down with fireworks when I'm already dead?
Explosions sound fucking incredible though. Please continue.
get
light them before you shoot yourself silly
Of course, just being a smartass.
What kind of fireworks are we talking? (Cherry Bombs and Firecrackers and other high explosives require permits, can take a while to get in my state)
kill yourself in public but yell something in russian
try into space user
Travel to Norway, and go to "Preikestolen" then jump
1000m free fall.
But, don't kill yourself OP. Only pussies does that.
I was thinking about going GTA 5 on the highway, and then making a jump off a high bridge in my car. The fall should kill me.
And "Cyka Blyat" sound perfectly fine to me.
I know nothing about fireworks... just get the biggest and most obnoxious
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Well, you said epic
Considering that then. I might have to rely on a lot of gasoline or lighter fluid.
Jumping off something high in the middle of nowhere isn't going to gain a lot of attention.
Don't do it
But make sure to include a bomb and Russian national anthem
DUDE. FUCKING PERFECT.
Although I won't slice my arms up, I definitely will do something with fire and what not.
I see why, so I can die as a "Russian Terrorist" and start a war w/Russia?
Too much MW2 dude.
Why not?
You did say epic but you didn't say anything as a hero
Eh, neither hero nor villain.
Totally with the explosion bit. I'll probably detonate the bomb after the car goes off the bridge to ensure only I die.
Why a Russian terrorist attack though in all honesty?
I don't know man, I ask myself that too but just, don't.
Try calling a specialist number user, I can't help you but maybe they can.
Love
Country does not matter could even be the Vatican City or Iceland.
Bonus points if you fake your suicide.
Blargh
Why in 5 months?
Get a job at a local steel mill. Then, when you're finally ready to do it, yell out "LEERROOOYYYYYYY MMMMJENKINSSSSSS!!!!" and, with a running start, jump into a vat of molten steel. It will be painless (I doubt you'd feel anything, even if for a split second) and you would literally explode in a cloud of vapor. Imagine the news that night. They would interview your coworkers and they would all tell the same story:
"He was a nice guy, never had any idea he was so troubled. Then he screamed "Leeroy Jenkins" and ran into the vat of molten steel"
And risk the police breaking in and sending me to the madhouse?
Hell no, then I'll have to kill myself in some edgy little teenage way (Hanging, jumping, cuts, pills).
Blowing yourself up after speeding down the highway at 156mph and jumping the car off a bridge? Fuck yes.
Attention? So you're killing yourself for attention?
Fake the suicide....
Interesting, but what would I do afterward? Flee the country?
I've considered it actually to be honest.
No. Not really. I just want people to know how the hell I died.
The reason why I want to die? Not too important.
Planning to die like this takes time and preparation.
How do you plan to die?
Ideally in an epic manner. Probably involving an explosion.
Not killing anyone but myself though. Think of it like a badass stunt gone horribly wrong.
Dont kill yourself man, if you are wanting to die just liquidate everything and go campimg for a few weeks or some shit get out into the world and fuck around
Hire a stunt double and force him to get plastic surgery and commit suicide and steel the man's identity
Well actually if you want us to believe you then you should let us know. And I also have to add that taking your life is pretty much a stupid idea. What about the people around you?
Interesting.
Why do you want to die?
DNA analysis
DNA can prove otherwise amigo. Some people are REALLY obsessed with suicide cases.
Fuck him in his ass
my dad hung himself and it was pretty spectacular for me!!!! i was 6yr at the time!!!!
Police doesn't really monitor these kinds of things. You're not commuting a crime by trying user. Please, at least give it a shot.
fuck off looser
Put it plain and simple?
>I'm out of use,
>I'm 20, live with my parents who barely make any money,
>I live in a condemned house rendered as "blight" by the town,
>Kissless Hugless Virgin,
>Only girl I have ever loved hates my guts
>Friendless
>2/10 appearance
>Poor
Go skydiving, throw your parachute out and try to catch it before you hit the ground. If you catch it then it will be epic, if you don't then you win
But fake papal terrorism is still in right
>Severely bullied in middle school and high school
>Never got into any college
>Social Anxiety, Extremely sensitive.
>Family hates me as well.
Depends really. I don't want to kill anyone.
I've heard of that before. Don't remember what it's called but will take into consideration.
Sounds like you need to move the fuck away.
Killing yourself over being a virgin is the most pointless thing ever, sex is overrated.
If you're so set on it user, try doing aonergibg you wouldn't. Fuck around, go camping, couchsurf, do literally whatever. Maybe you'll feel something again and it will make you reconsider, and even if not, it's worth a shot
Just do it outside a antifa rally but far enough away it won't kill anyone
Just get out of there, go somewhere else. Get a job (even if it's a shitty one), and leave all that crap behind. Don't let life defeat you man, there is always an option. It could be so much better, even though it takes time. You only get one life, don't throw it away just because it gets you down
Not just being a virgin. Read as well.
Also, I generally don't see myself going anywhere in life anymore.
But the dank memes
Fake your death and get extreme plastic surgery
Considered it, also take into account I live in the snobbiest, richest, most stuck-up pretentious state and county in existence. But how do I know life won't be the same somewhere else?
What does antifa have to do with this?
I predict if I become famous for my highly unusual suicide, I'll most likely get memes telling everyone I look like Dylan fucking Klebold.
The antifa one is just an example you can really do it outside anywhere
DNA testing. Also, I would fake my death if I could, money can do that EASILY. But I'm poor.
True. But if Antifa hates Russia so much why do they wave Soviet Union flags everywhere?
>Besides the fact that Russia is now Right-wing under Putin.
dress as a bob-omb and explode with some fireworks
You might but then again you can say 50 years later that he did not die you will soon bring upon crazy conspiracy theories
>the town
is there a town rapist too?
And scar the kids? That can work.
The are annarcho communists they love the Soviet Union
I have no idea, but there was a town murderer way back in the 70s.
Because it's really not. The thing is that you can, even though it's a cliche, make things better for yourself by stepping up. And to do that, one of the first things to do is to get away from the unhealthy influences around you. I don't know your family situation, but as you say they hate you then you should definetly change your environment.
When you move to a new place you get blank pages, and you can pick yourself up step by step until your in a better place. Its not easy and its not quick, but definetly better than comitting suicide.
Base line; if your life sucks then do something about it (other than killing yourself obviously). I'm sure when in a better place, you can look back and say "I fucking beat that shit"
Bonus points if you are at E3 or an anime convention
What about setting yourself on fire in the city center (like the monk on the Rage against the machine album)? You could also send a message this way.
But don't do it user. Get help. Every life matters.
How can they be anarchists and communists at the same time? Communism requires their whole "dictatorship of the proletarians" to work. Anarchism is no government.
I'll take that into consideration.
Not just my family as well, the whole county hates me. It's also full of underage smokers and drinkers. If your house doesn't look like a mansion, it's "blighted."
Only Californians believe that do it in California
Communism basically means anarchy to some people
Well I suppose that reinforces my statement that things are not like that everywhere you go, because that is not the case most places. And how did you end up being hated by everybody? Unless you did something bad to deserve this, I would assume that its more your negative thoughts towards yourself than actual reality.
Anyhow, you should really get away from there and meet new people.
Not from Cali.
Who cares what the county thinks? Show them your buttock and move to a different city. Also who cares if your home is considered "blighted". It is you who should feel home. Not some random neighbors.
>This does not qualify crime, or any form of mass murder.
there kind of isn't any options then
It's because I'm not like other people. I'm not obnoxious, rude, "Yung and dumb", I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, and quite literally have only been to one party my entire damn life.
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Travel there
True there, it is your constitutional right ot defend your property, but when enough of your posh snobby neighbors call and complain about it being a "menace", the town has to deal with it.
It has unfinished construction on it, that's the big deal.
>Some people
These people are known as "insane people"
Again another example that you should leave. It's not you it's something wrong with, it's the place. Such an shitty place has no right to claim a life, so don't let it. What I recommend is that you go to a doctor, get a prescription for SSRIs to get you up from that depression, and then leave. The SSRIs will remove your depressive symptoms and make you more able to get up and do something, like move away. I am actually a doctor, and I deal with problems like this all the time. You are not alone in this, and people DO get out of it and get better.
what do you have against it involving crime?
Cover yourself in firecrackers and sparklers and light them before you jump off a bridge/building to go in a literal blaze of glory.
Get someone to film it and post it on Sup Forums so you can live on forever in rekt threads.