I'm almost 30, I've never been loved by anyone, I don't think I ever will be (or deserve to be), and I'm checking out

I'm almost 30, I've never been loved by anyone, I don't think I ever will be (or deserve to be), and I'm checking out.

I want to make sure I don't hit any papers, I don't want any relatives to find out what I've done, etc. If I'm found at all, just a John Doe.

Any ideas? Realistic only please, I'm not going to be able to hire the cartel or something stupid.

Send me all your money and then dont kys

Sure, post your banking info and I'll transfer it over soon as I'm done.

Honestly? Don't do it. But if I WERE to do it.
Drop off the map.
Burial at sea. Terriffying but it'll work. Strap shit to your feet and bloop. Gone

>not wanting to be in all of the newspapers
You call yourself a fucking user?
You should be in all of the news in the worst possible way and when they go through your computer they should find all kinds of disgusting goat porn and shit so we can make a meme out of your sorry ass.

This. Buy a smallish boat and go out into the ocean as far as you can then do a cannonball with weights tied around you.

Dubs demand you visit Davey Jones user

I've considered the ocean, but getting there is pretty difficult. I'm pretty far from water, I don't have a boat, etc. Jumping off a cruise or something of that ilk doesn't really let me disappear.

Maybe I can look into boat rental, but then someone is looking for me when I don't return, might prompt a search or something.

Go to Mexico

Get really really really fucking drunk first and tie the weights with something that will slowly dissolve. That way, if you are found it will look like and accident.

I wouldn't ever self describe as an user, only fags do that.

If you got reletives who would be upset to lose you. Then youre loved.

Don't waste your one shot at life just because it seems like shit now. Instead, work towards bettering yourself and bettering life. It takes time and effort, but you're able to get people to actually like you eventually.

I can't remember the actual case but this guy travelled to England (from most likely Germany from his accent ) disposed of all his stuff and then killed himself he is still unidentified

So go to another country if you can and do it there making sure not to have any id on you. And don't travel on your passport get there over. Hopefully you live in Europe or America

It isn't like that. It resists description, and probably doesn't make sense to normal people, but I guess it's kind of like the same impulse that makes me not want to be photographed or noticed.

I don't want a bunch of people saying "golly if only he'd talked to me" when that wasn't really how it was, and I just generally don't want to be seen or known.

I'm definitely leaning in that direction. A trip to Tijuana, raw some hookers since I'm leaving anyways, and then disappear somewhere. But I don't really know how to get there without a passport, and I'm pretty fucking far from the border, so I can't easily get to SD or anything without plane tickets and paper trails. But that kind of thing might be unavoidable.

Money can buy you love

>(or deserve to be)

Key words. Get your self some immediate psychological help. Some quick medication will get you off the edge and long term therapy will bring you back down.

I thought you could cross without a passport it was getting back in that was the problem. Id hitch hike less attention

I don't know, maybe. I've never been.

Naw, I've tried man. It just buys you actors, and they skip out the second you miss a payment. It isn't the real deal, and it's pretty easy to tell the difference when you see other people who don't have to resort to that.

The closest I ever came was being a rent coupon for someone. I just have one of those "piss on this guy" faces I guess.

Then just drink bleach you faggot.

Neither not American. But I thought you could walk over the border without a passport there is a fee I believe

I think we've come up with a near perfect plan