How do I get a girlfriend like this Sup Forums ?

how do I get a girlfriend like this Sup Forums ?

>girlfrend

Just be yourself

This would be a boyfriend you sick fuck puppy.

thats a boyfriend.

>sick fuck puppy
yeah maybe you should stop trying out new insults and stick to the traditional ones instead..
you fucking jackass. you sound so stupid.

that's a girlfriend shes feminine as fuck and her cock is too. it looks so fucking delicious i wouldnt be able to spend time with her without constantly wanting her cock in my mourh

Yet you fucking jackass has any meaning? It's so fucking old, it only proves you're retarded.

If it has a cock IT IS NOT a girl regardless of what it looks like. Stop being a fag in denial.

>how do I get a girlfriend like this Sup Forums ?

The three major sex change centers in the US are San Francisco, Denver, and NYC. Move to one of those cities, make a million dollars, and then you can have any trap, trans, bitch, twat, whore, lunatic, faggot, girl or boy you want.

a girlfriend like this? well, you find yourself a man because this is a picture of a man and bad news, you're gay.

lol your a fag, dick girls rule

He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
(Oh Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy)
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
(Don't cry for me, next door neighbour)
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, (we'll be singing)
but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down (when we're winning)
I get knocked down, (we'll be singing)
but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down (ooh)
I get knocked down, (we'll be singing)
but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down (when we're winning)
I get knocked down, (we'll be singing)
but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down (ooh)
I get knocked down, (we'll be singing)
But I get up again (pissing the night away)
You are never gonna keep me down (when we're winning)
I get knocked down, (we'll be singing)
But I get up again (pissing the night away)
You are never gonna keep me down (ooh)
I get knocked down, (we'll be singing)
But I get up again (pissing the night away)
You are never gonna keep me down (when we're winning)
I get knocked down, (we'll be singing)
But I get up again (pissing the night away)
You are never gonna keep me down (ooh)

TO ALL THE FAGGOTS SAYING IM GAY. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE JUST MAD THAT I PREFER HOT SHEMALES TO LITTLE FAGGOTS LIKE YOU

WHO IS THIS

Who is this?

They might rule, but they are still guys. Unless they have had their adams apple removed, they are guys that look like a girl. What ever thoughts help you sleep at night, go for it. But there is no denying you like dick and you like it in your ass and mouth. That makes you gay unless you are a girl.

If you like DICK you are GAY unless YOU are a GIRL.

i dont know who she is sorry

>i dont know who he is sorry

corrected your typo for you.

what if I'm a girl, and I like dick, but I also have a dick.

If you have a dick then you're not a girl. What is so fucking hard about this? Only men have a dick. If you have a dick you have an adams apple. Then you are a man. If you have a dick and no adams apple then you are just a freak of nature and should be stoned to death.

What if you and your sister get in a car accident, your entire body gets destroyed, and only her head gets crushed. The doctors save you by transplanting your head onto her body. Are you a man or a woman?

>If you have a dick and no adams apple then you are just a freak of nature and should be stoned to death.
Good thing we don't let autistic shitposters on Sup Forums decide who gets to live and who gets to die.

As if any post on /b has any merit. The only thing /b is good for any more is trolling fags and idiots like the ones that make these threads and post in them.

it's easier than you think. just treat them like a regular girl. Make no mention of their cock.

while they may suck the pants off you, the question is can you handle the insane mood swings due to hormones and razor stubble and some taint musky smell. Many of them also dress like a girl, and put make up to look like a girl, but something always looks "off".

I secretly dated a trans for a while. Good lord could she suck dick and lapped up every bit of cum like it's going out of style. I was the top, and anal sex was never really pleasurable because of a condom. Her cock was below average, didn't cum much.

She dressed very sexy, but looked like a feminine version of Lou Diamond Phillips now that I think of it. She was 90% able to pass for a girl.

In the end the mood swings were just too damn much, she was insanely possessive and jealous and would fly off the handle over anything. I also had to fear she would lash out and spread rumors that we were together, then I'd be seen as gay/bi, which is unacceptable.

While being with a ts is an ok fantasy, it should remain a fantasy.

Just like if you were to like chubby/bbw porn. Sure, you cum hard when you jerk off to it. But in person it's different. You aren't prepared for the sweatiness and heavy breathing, the snoring, some poor hygiene due to being unable to "reach" areas of their body when washing, some weird smells, and some slight embarrassment when people stare at her & you.

I assume it's also like a girl who likes niggers. Sure, you they may love the ape, but deep down inside it eats away at them that some of their friends and family see them differently and may even speak out against it. Then when the nigger cheats on them or hits them, it hurts the girl more emotionally than physically, not because of the nigger hitting them, but because their nigger-hating family was proven right. The truth hurts.

>It's so fucking old
How old are you, kid? Do you know that this site is 18+?

There are men everywhere dude. Go to a gay bar. Not girlfriend though, that’s a man.

user here is "trolling fags and idiots" on "/b" by replying to an obvious bait thread.

Mama Reddit called, she said its time for bed.

I am 49 pipsqueak.

>Girlfriend
first i think you have to see a psychologist.

Naw, OP actually has a vagoo so it all works out.

Yeah, sure, that's completely believable.

you could probably start with photoshop

Repeat after me:
the cancer killing Sup Forums

This guy knows.

I "dated" a ts for a bit. that SLIGHT stubble gnaws at you both emotionally and physically like sandpaper, just like everything else about her.

Head was great though.