I'm tired, so I am logically doing a semi-AMA on rub and tug places. Don't question it. SO...

I'm tired, so I am logically doing a semi-AMA on rub and tug places. Don't question it. SO, this is a thread about getting you faggot your first handjob from an actual woman, without getting beat up by the mobsters that own the place. Signs of a potential place, prices, menu, etc., they are all fair game.

Also, if anyone gets trips, I will drop a Mega link to my siterip of SpyTug, as of early august 2017. 48 gigs of fake, but still pretty good, massage/rub and tug porn.

Other urls found in this thread:

pornhub.com/users/theparlorking/videos
rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-evergreen-massage-spokane-wa-22592
spokane.craigslist.org/thp/d/welcome-by-wonderful-relax/6386703872.html
mega.nz/#F!YuAHVBDT!Si2hkJ2D159z3IwENI6DcQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Roll.

There's an Asian massage place in the mall close to me that I think is a hand job palace but I can't figure it out, and don't want to pay just to have some bitch rub my back. How do I know?

roll, i also want to know

is it more or less hard to get the girls there to forgo the condom in places that do full service than with regular hookers, and how do you go about in when the don't speaka the god damn engrish
(about 2/3rds of normal escorts will go bare)

yeah yeah, enjoy my aids, fuck off

do you ever nut inside of them

OP here

Basics: Look for anywhere that advertises online with "Asian", or similar terms in their name, and has pictures of young and good-looking Asian models purporting to be their "new girls just in", which is BS 99% of the time. While you will not be scarred for life, don't expect any beauty queens.

Getting started: Go to the place, pay the house fee. No getting around this. 70$ for an hour tops in places like the midewast, but urban areas and the coasts will be cheaper, around 60-50$, and may include a free table shower, also a good sign. Strip completely, facedown on the mattress/table, arms hanging down. If the place is legit, she will avoid your arms/hands, as she will not want to be touched. However, rub and tug girls will park themselves right in you hand, and let you feel them up.

After initial contact: Play it by ear. they will let you know if you are not welcome to so something. Gently try and do what you want, but not forcefully. If you are pushed away, they retreat from your hand, etc, you have found a limit. pushing the limit is not good for self preservation

I will do another post, this one is long

I've never told this story

Was in a sexless marriage, wife had issues yadda yadda (now divorced)
Decided fuck it, drove from LA to Vegas for work, passed a bunch of places found a small one tucked in the corner, pay the 50 to the house, chick comes out way hotter than I expected,
Massage then tip 80 bucks for hj.

Ends up being the best most liberating experience, it was all about me I didn't have to worry about her at all He it was just wonderful. Went to Vegas a few more times and it was what I was missing to get my balls back. Ended up divorcing my wife, found a new one whose awesome and makes things about me

Tldr Vegas handjob liberated me from a loveless marriage into what's been 4 years of blissful happiness

That's a great story. I love a happy ending.

Continued

What to expect:
A rule of thumb for what services to expect is "whatever the minimum is". Places that have only one or two parlor in the area may only do a DIY, which is essentially you jerk off while the gal rubs her hands on you. Not worth it, no matter the price.

Handjob is the most common. Don't expect to pay more than 50$, and that should be a stellar, erotic experience. 30-40 is typical, with 20 being for a poor job. Don't be afraid to make your displeasure known by withholding the tip money, but only if you don't intend to return.

Extras beyond that, such as topless, boob fondling/sucking, bottomless, fingering, all the way to sex usually depend on the type of place, and your relationship with the girl. Some places, especially in major cities, are brothels in all but name, and you can walk in an go straignt to sex. However, even in a place where only handjobs are usually offered, you can get more by being friendly and building a relationship. I regularly did 69's at one place, because I got along well with the gal, and made sure that I reciprocated.

It's all what your luck and location are. Closing warnings: Don't be a dick without cause, but witholding tip money because of lacking service or a bad massage is a valid cause. Don't make a fuss at the place, the owners are serious, and will not mess around. Enjoy yourself, but pace yourself, no sense on blowing tons of money. Finally, rub and tugs are more about the experience of a massage and an orgasm, and the intimacy of it. If you just want to nut, either jerk off over free pron and save money, or find an actual hooker.

ill jerk you off for 50 bucks

Go to rubmaps and look for yourself. Small fee to have access to the reviews but well worth it.

pornhub.com/users/theparlorking/videos

Check out this crazy nigga. Films himself fucking these Asian women. Women mostly seem about 40 though

only if you have two X chromosomes, and it had better be one enthusiastic jerking.

Rolling

In my experience, rubmaps is a good place to start. Learn the signs and the methods of the place, then start looking for yourself. Backpage massage listings and craigslist therapeutic listings are usually good. If you live in a larger city, USAsexguide has some good forums where people usually discuss places that have opened and close, and which ones have better services or girls.

i have fucking 69 chromosomes bro lets plough

Yep, that is pretty common. Only been to one place that had good looking women in their 20's, and I only got to go a few times before I moved away. They are out there though...

I volunteer to carry the first child of our new overlords, as long as I get reach around.

rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-evergreen-massage-spokane-wa-22592

can anyone see the reviews on this

I LOVE SPY TUG. PLEASE
OP. PLEASE

I would bet you ten dollars that you can at least get a handjob there, maybe more. The ad on craigslist looks right. ALSO, another tip, if they are open to 10 or 9 PM, maybe later, odds are that they are a rub and tug joint.

related CL ad: spokane.craigslist.org/thp/d/welcome-by-wonderful-relax/6386703872.html

I see that I rolled myself trips. give me a few, I will get the MEGA link up.

trips get

the trips knows best.

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what bout russian massage

Same principles, different nationality. Whatever the massage place, these rules work pretty well. I would be more careful at the russian massage, as the owners are probably more underworld connected than most. Tread carefully, and keep your nose clean.