It's that time of year again Sup Forums

It's that time of year again Sup Forums.
>go to omegle.com
>tell people your name is dan
>act as retarded as possible

bump for interest

How many of you are in here, getting asked name instantly

Hello, is this Dan?

Move to queer tag

>am dan

OwO

it's nothing but bots :(

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Ok

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Goteem

holy fuck

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I've had horrible luck, no one is taking the bait

ITT: Sup Forums talks to itself

>implying that isnt fun

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Keep on fapping

>I like to chew om gravel
>Mmmmmm
My fucking sides

Fuckin kek

I tried to go full Gary but it didn’t work

Zooo weee mama

I tried.

I tried

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Kek

>I'm DANdy!
Missed opportunity

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Went from 18 to 20

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honestly this is my favorite over any raid
i love being dirty dan on omegle
plenty o keks to be had

But then who's pinhead larry?

obviously they are
cause im fuckin dirty dan

No. I'm dirty dan

trying LGBT

fuck you im dirty dan

No fuck you. I'm dirty dannerino

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Might be fun

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So I kept coming across one user on Sup Forums and Sup Forums tags on omegle. This screenshot was from like the 6th time we met. If youre reading this, keep on fapping

phew i thought he was onto me for a second there
annnnd he just left

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Hey user

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1/2

2/2

some dude i'm talking to rn

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o shit! that was me

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God damn it, if they just stuck around d I woulda made that one so good...

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His snap is saini7395

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Ahhhhh, lol.
Nice one Felicia,...
I mean ..Dan

Nothing really good so far

1/2

2/2

I haven't laughed like this in a long ass time

this was really satisfying for some reason

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Oh my

I don't know how this started I was saying I'm dan and I run a pumkpin farm but this other guy runs a beet farm and now we're talking about cars

Kek'd

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WHO WAS THIS AND HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS DAN THE PUMPKIN MAN?

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Oh my god my pumpkin farm legend is spreading!!!

Whoever you are you're a fucking faggot and I curse you and your bloodline

>Hi i'm Dan
>Stranger has disconnected.

I wanna raid this street shitters insta, anyone in?

But then I'd have to make an instagram account.
Anyone have one I can use?

fuck niggers

This fag didn't want to hear the gospel about Dan and his pumpkin farm which is the largest pumpkin farm in all of Southern America

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No dan but still pretty damn funny

Dan McLong Ball: The owner of the worlds largest pumpkin farm.

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>Nigga what you think this is, a charity?
kek

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1/?

Checked

2/5

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>Missing the opportunity to say over 9000 seeds have been planted
your newfag is showing

Where's the rest nigga?

I just got burnt

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guys this one took it too far

jesus people have been doing this for like years

>Stranger: i'm dan
>You: Hi Dan I'm Dan
>Stranger: op is a faggot
>stranger disconnected

I'm Dan McLong Ball and this is my pumpkin farm. I work here with my old man and my son, Biggie P, and in 23 years I've learnt one thing: You never know what kind of pumpkin is going to come through that door

enjoy