Time to roll Sup Forumsitches

Time to roll Sup Forumsitches

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My condolences, OP. Youtube's almost worse than those Christian parental commissions.

Magic 8-Ball, do you reliably account for the future?

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lul

Okay.
Will I end this year without obtaining these superpowers?

Shit, it's not working.

Should I build it?

Magic 8-Ball, will my waifu come to life?

looks right
Unless you get a degree in engineering

Will I win the lottery before the year ends?

Will I win the lottery before the year ends?

Should i give it a chance

If i actually get off my ass and try,will it be worth it?

Well youve been an asshole Magic 8 ball...are your answers even true?

OP here
I think so

Ok wtf you answers have been pretty convincing...should i stop asking you questions or should i see how deep the rabbit hole goes?

does she really love me

Will she love me?

yes

OK WHAT. Ok. I dont know what to ask you now... just tell me straight up,will i end up like all these Sup Forums fags..just another waste of space?

This isn't the kind of question the Magic 8-Ball can answer.

Maybe your magic ran off magic 8 ball,wait... YOURE NOT EVEN MAGIC! NO WHERE ON THIS IMAGE DOES IT SAY THE WORD 'MAGIC'.... Are you just a figment of my imagination that came to talk to me through this random Sup Forums post?

Is gaming fucked?

Should I quit vidya by the next 2 years?

right on the money

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Are video games going to get better in the future?

HOLY FUCK. OK. Short and sweet answer, I like it. So now i have this powerful being talking to me, or just me talking to myself....Should i divorce my wife, leave my kids that dont love me?Just start a new life completely? Or just end up killing myself like the coward i am..

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job?

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I called it Magic 8-Ball. Sorry for the confusion.

On that, if I'm chosen, should I donate as many stem cells as I can?

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Again, these aren't the questions Magic 8-Ball can answer. It's predisposed to yes/no questions.

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roll_

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i See magic 8 Ball....Your answer has two possibilities, either i leave my shitty family, leave my handicapped loser son and my slut of a daughter....or....kill myself....2nd option is most likely huh? Am i going crazy magic 8 ball?

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Should I quit?

reroll

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Alright. Fair enough.
Will I be chosen soon?

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Are they gonna be mad?

Will they accept it and move on?

Farewell Magic 8 Ball.... you wont be missed but thank you for showing me the way... Are you done guiding me or should I ask another question? wait...that IS my other question!

I she still in love with me, and is Lauren wanting me to bone zone her?

Will the next time be the last time?

Was what I did illegal?

Knew it thanks ball

Should I stay in my home state?

Am I gonna find this little bitch and beat the shit out of him?

reroll

Will I ever be loves again?

Should i build

You know it's just a matter of time right?

Ok whatever you stupid little fucking ball, youre not even fucking real. You just made me realize how shitty my life is and how easy it is to end it. FUCK YOU! Now, should i go kill my family and then kill myself. They wont suffer...they will suffer more if i let them live in the cruel fucking world. So, should i do it?

Time will tell.

Time can be a bitch

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I don't have to.

indeed

God fucking damn it Magic 8 Ball...my family will live because of you and I will never forgive you. Until next time. One last thing, is my crippled son gay? I've been having doubts, I've seen him on Reddit, what a fag.

So can cause and effect.

WOW i knew he was gay. I mean, i do look at trap porn sometimes, and he does look feminine, he has this incredible long blonde hair, i wish i could pull it, hear him telling me to stop, should i go fuck his little crippled asshole magic 8 ball?

Is that ok if I will die

Enough said Magic 8 Ball, thank you for your service, now, time to take away my son's virginity.

Would she fuck me?

well shit
magic 8 ball has spoken

will i become super rich one day.

Roll

will i become super rich one day????? fuck.

Roll

ok seriously what the fuck does better not tell you even mean. AM I GOING TO BE FUCKING RICH OR NOT YOU FUCKING BALL

Will she break the silence?

Wil she apologize?

Qt3.14gf?

Is it a bad thing?

She gunn put out or nah

Yep

will i get sum fucc next week?

wtf this is too accurate, a b o r t

Check em

Will i be witb the grill im seeing for a long time?

Is my son autistic ?

Magic ball, will there ever be a vidya worth buying ever again?

Will I feel less lonely when I get there?

Should I quit smoking weed?

Would it help?

Woll she end up breaking up with him for me?

Will I end up fucking her?

Should I start learning to play guitar?