You hear the doorbell ring
You answer
It's Jason
What do?
You hear the doorbell ring
Tie my shoe
Go grab a pint at RAM ranch
Close the door
die
Call tommy jarvis
Call up my HOMIE Donald Trump and get him to nuke central NYC into the dirt
Do this to jason
I open this guys door
you have restored my faith ever so slightly in Sup Forums my fellow fag
Say "sorry, nobody is having premarital sex here"
Wish him good day and close the door.
Poke my finger and thumb through his eye holes and twang his mask.
Slam him down on my front porch and rip his mask off as I give him slow loving missionary sex looking into his eyes
you’ll turn 18 someday...
rollin for trips
grab my waifu body pillow, remove pants and undies, and die with a hard on so intense my eyes bleed
Sounds about right
Nae cunt messes with Francis Begie unlesss they wanna end up in a fucking ambulance.
...
Jokes on you I want to die, it's a win win
tell him to fuck off i aint got time for that jehovah shit
Ask him his opinion on if Jason X and Freddy vs Jason are set in the same continuity as the main series
this
*Pocket Knife*
FIGHT HIM LIKE ITS MIKE TYSON'S PUNCHOUT
>shut door
......
Swear allegiance
I would grab my machete right beside my door and beg for him to allow me on his righteous massacre of teenage scum
Stand behind your mom and take her like a man because she's one mean bitch that knows she can
offer him a beer, hopefully he likes pbr and spares my life
>You hear the doorbell ring
>You open the door to a maniac
You earned your fate.
suck cock
Here's the rent Jason. Thanks for giving me another week to pay.