You hear the doorbell ring

You hear the doorbell ring
You answer
It's Jason
What do?

Tie my shoe

Go grab a pint at RAM ranch

Close the door

die

Call tommy jarvis

Call up my HOMIE Donald Trump and get him to nuke central NYC into the dirt

Do this to jason

I open this guys door

you have restored my faith ever so slightly in Sup Forums my fellow fag

Say "sorry, nobody is having premarital sex here"

Wish him good day and close the door.

Poke my finger and thumb through his eye holes and twang his mask.

Slam him down on my front porch and rip his mask off as I give him slow loving missionary sex looking into his eyes

you’ll turn 18 someday...

rollin for trips

grab my waifu body pillow, remove pants and undies, and die with a hard on so intense my eyes bleed

Sounds about right

Nae cunt messes with Francis Begie unlesss they wanna end up in a fucking ambulance.

...

Jokes on you I want to die, it's a win win

tell him to fuck off i aint got time for that jehovah shit

Ask him his opinion on if Jason X and Freddy vs Jason are set in the same continuity as the main series

this

*Pocket Knife*

FIGHT HIM LIKE ITS MIKE TYSON'S PUNCHOUT

>shut door

......

Swear allegiance

I would grab my machete right beside my door and beg for him to allow me on his righteous massacre of teenage scum

Stand behind your mom and take her like a man because she's one mean bitch that knows she can

offer him a beer, hopefully he likes pbr and spares my life

>You hear the doorbell ring
>You open the door to a maniac
You earned your fate.

suck cock

Here's the rent Jason. Thanks for giving me another week to pay.