Waifu thread

Waifu thread.

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Still here, hoping to get some reaction from Minami about my awful fanfic from when I was young.

Holo claimed

Are you piano holo or no?

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I'm here and ai gotta say, not having beena huge kingdom hearts fan growing up it makes unbelievably funnier when I read, "Teell Donald and Goofy, and especially Mickey." I haven't had that heart of a laugh in a while

This the new thread? Cant see rules and stuff.

>0 here

Want some music?

I died right about here:

>A dull thud resonated around the cliff. A body slid further and further off a rock below until it slid into the water. Then as he fell slowly down into the depths of it, he saw Kairi above the water, crying. He gasped for air, and slipped into nothingness. A light shot from the water upward into the sky, and Kingdom Hearts shone brightly in the sky above the island.

>Donald and Goofy looked up from the small fire they'd built, staring at the horrifying sign above.

>"Do you think it's him?" Donald asked

>Goofy tried to say something, but found the words to hard. He simply stood up saluted with his watery eyes. Donald got up too and put his hat over his heart.

>"They say, that everytime a warrior falls, everyone in universe can see him as a shooting star, falling to Kingdom Hearts. That's we say a prayer everytime there's a shooting star, we're mourning the death of a hero." Goofy said, sniffling.

>Aladdin and Jasmine looked to the night sky, then bowed there heads.

>A man in a loin cloth pounded his chest and called at the sky, and a hundred gorillas followed suit.

>A boy looked out his window dreamily with an old man, who closed his eyes.

>A skeleton bowed graciously towards the darkness, and a small ghostly figure howled upwards.

>A lion looked to the sky and roared proudly and sadly at the light overhead.

>Mickey lowered his head and shook it.

Syndra doesn't post the rules

Jesus h christ that's beautifully awful. I'm glad you have come to the light and are no longer like that though. Jesus, just the thought that there are some people who are still in that phase is almost depressing

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Oh thats syndra. Ok

Nope, claimed her. Piano can fuck off

If they are young, hopefully that can laugh about it. If they are, good have mercy on their souls. This old profile of mine is gold too. Has some decent poetry, some bad poetry, and a fairly long running Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic, so I've been diving.

That's fine, I wasn't policing your waifu, just wanted to know who I was talking to. How are you?

I really need to sort out my neck

MINE

Yeah there are some people at a local card shop of mine that are in their early thirties and are hardcore bronies. I have overheard them talking about their fanfics on multiple occasions and it's just depressing

That's sucks. Something happen or is it just out of the blue?

Even as someone who watches MLP, that's cringe.

Check out this pretentious silly bullshit from the same site:

>This is a song I like to call: This is the age. The a must be lowercase in age or you are not talking about my song

Hes a cunt and doesnt talk fo anyone but shizuru :(

My little brother watched it for about a week when he was 8. Only ever saw glances aof it and haven't wanted to see more other than screencaps of bronies being cancer

What the shit?

Eh, that's fine. People like different shit. And cancerous bronies can be quite amusing.

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Don't you see? I was being wonderfully original by having a song title with not every word capitalized. Clearly it was too clever and went over your head...

I think I slept on it badly

Hello, how are you?

That sucks, I'm sorry. Do you maybe have like some compresses you could use? I think warm's good for stuff like this IIRC

Oh I know syndra from waaay back. But syndra doesnt know me cause I claimed different (stuff happened)

>To be fair, you actually have to have a pretty high iq to understand This is the age...

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Kingdom Hearts: 3 Destinies. The writing is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of PS2 games most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. There's also Sora's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Shadow the Hedgehog fanfic, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just needlessly dark- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Kingdom Hearts: 3 Destinies truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the tragedy in Goofy's existencial catchphrase "Ew hyuk," which itself is a cryptic reference to Disney epic An Extremely Goofy Movie 2. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as FLCL@floydrock's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Kingdom Hearts tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Fuck, I didn't edit it perfectly, forgot to replace some stuff, but you get the idea

God damn my fucking sides

I mean, if you can't laugh at yourself... then that might mean you're the greatest fanfic writer of all time at the age of like 12.

I think so. But sleeping might be a nighrmare.

Hmm, that's too bad. Do you have a few pillows or something to work with? Maybe you could find a comfy set up

Being able to laugh at yourself is one of the best senses of humor

It's easy when you give yourself a lot of material to work with though. I mean I don't even have to try.

Lol fair enough. As fucking try hard alpha as it is to say, I thankgully haven't done anything cringey really that I can think of. Just always chilled and played vidya

ez

Some are more lucky than others. I was rocking Windows 95 and the internet by like 8 and got into anime, so it was only inevitable that I became just the worst for some period of time.

I was jAMming on the net at about that age too but only went onto stuff like youtube and cartoon network for their games. Other than that it was n64, ps2 and tv for me.

>Pokemon, Beyblades, Naruto and Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy were the shit

Shiro or Nishimya
I can't decide

I got into some kinda niche stuff actually with web forums, which was pretty cool. It was trial by fire but I gained a lot from it, and it's quite hilarious in retrospect. I know I was on Anime League (where that was from), Adult Swim's forums, and FLCL World off the top of my head. Have tons of fond memories. Also, I definitely declared myself a follower of the matrix religion from that geocities cite. Also Runescape I have some stories.

Also, yes to all of that. But also, for me YuGiOh and One Piece replace Pokemon and Naruto. Also, Dexter's Lab.

isn't he sexy?

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I didn't really get into the internet too hard until I was about 10. That's when I started playing stuff like runescape, gaia online, made a myspace and the sort and slowly got absorbed by memes starting with lolcats. Then about 2-3 ish years later I started getting into anime ither than what I watched as a kid. Baka to Test was actually the second anime I ever watched (once again, excluding childhood ones cuz retarded ass me didn't majw the connection that those were anime.) and it's been downhill from there

Hello, how are you?

I definitely had a Myspace, and I used to do Runescape all the time. I'll be honest, I definitely did more social stuff than actual gaming though. Like trying to start a religion, and bsing with a kid about philosophy, and becoming a hooker. It was a blast. I remember loving trying to watch Adult Swim as a kid. I loved GitS even though I didn't get it. I even wrote a fanfic of GitS for class. I think it started with "3000 miles from Tokyo Bay".

It took me a bit longer than I'm proud of that you meant in runescape about the whole religion and hooker thing. Thought shit had gone from 0-100 real fucking quick for a second there

I mean, I wish I were that interesting. Although actually I kinda no lie almost had something similar to the cult. I had all the younger siblings of my brother's baseball team convinced about aliens, and I swear I had them so riled up one and so entranced they'd have drank the Kool Aid if I had any.

That's pretty fucking intense

>I can fuck off

It was, it's weird because I know from that experience that there's this extremely charismatic Hitler-esque orator inside of me apparently, but I'm literally autistic and am pretty shit at IRL social interaction, so how the hell that is I dunno.

Hello

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>talking
Calling posting the same pictures at each other talking is quite generous

Hullo!

Even when most of us post the same pictures. Most of us also hold conversations while posting

How is your day going?

My day is only about to start! Gotta slip out of bed and move my ass to work soon

but they are not saying anything, just posting pictures. See

waifu?

ew

There's a little hitler in all of us I guess

>There's a little Hitler in all of us

Beautiful, put it on a tea shirt and get it on my mom's Facebook feed.

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Who were you posting as before? You said you were posting as someone else a while back?

Oh okay. Have a nice day at work then

Thats true. I haven't been talking about everyone.

Do you know the megumin claimer after amatsukaze in the old days. The 3rd one to be precise?

I'm sure I could make it on red bubble or skmething

I think it's time for some sleep for me. Thanks for the laughs and the quality discussion, tonight turned out a lot better for it, and I needed that a bit. Have a good day

Yeah found you now, skipped the megumins bc i thought none of them would show up again

Not sure how many there were tbh

Ah yeah. I was doing that for a long while but.. stuff happened in the old days that I dont wanna talk about. So here I am back again

Time for new mistakes i assume

Where in ger do you live?

I hope I won't do too many.

West

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why ew

Explains why i don't remember where exactly you were from

Cause I never told anyone

That kanji makes me uncomfortable

I can only read hiragana so basically every kanji makes me uncomfortable. I feel you

Haruhi is responsible for this.

I mean I'm Chinese, and I've been learning kanji from young, so the way the kanji is written just looks very... Off

Better than what I could do

Yoshino!

Why even post your face if you hide your chin lips and nose? Please explain.

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Because you're no Asian I think.

You've already slept?
Or is this a different user

I feel like this is why we don't post pictures of ourselves.

Definitely not. European if anything, but that's only half

At least it isn't a CLR
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Know what never had this problem?
>787B
And that's my daily rotary shilling done.

That's not nearly enough rotary shilling for your daily requirement.

One of the few cars that almost sounds better idle than moving. Meanwhile...
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Oh ok.

Shush you.

God damn, that's the good stuff. Dunno why though, but a screaming 2 rotor sounds better to me than your typical 4 rotor that I normally hear.

Ich hab' heute nichts versäumt
Denn ich hab nur von dir geträumt
Wir haben uns lang nicht mehr gesehen
Ich werd' mal zu dir rüber gehen
Alles was ich an dir mag
Ich mein das so wie ich das sag
Ich bin total verwirrt
Ich werd' verrückt wenn's heut passiert