You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Americunt

You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Americunt

> my country doesn't bully and start wars with third world countries like vietnam and then lose the said wars embarrassingly

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This is one of the lowest-effort attempts ever. It may be a record.

>implying all Americans agree with their corrupt leaders.

Get fucked.

Ok

I'm a Pajeet. In a lot of ways, that's worse than being an Americunt.

Learn what implied means. Because that was no way implied. All it says is the US is shit when you look at the facts.

Nice try you snail-eating surrender monkey. We know who started the war in Vietnam.

This,

>snail-eating surrender monkey
Top kek
>the US is shit when you look at the facts.
Compared to what, Fucking valhalla? no country can do what we do as well as we do.

I like stinky cheese.

Try again, maybe you'll emotionally wound somebody next time

Where do you get your strategic resources then, user?

I shit in the street

I will go to jail if I defend myself.

my nine year old wife and I love our new home in sweden

all of my neighbors are muslim.

My governament paying me the medical expenses

I have given up eating pork so I won't offend my neighbors.

I would choose not to own a firearm even if I lived in a country that permitted it.

Damn you vegan town.

Hey, it's your funeral, Satan.

I will be thrown from a roof if people find out I'm gay

my wife has to wear a hajib to prevent her from being raped.
we're not muslim

Mcdonalds isn't the biggest company in my country

No, it's really not - we got rid of the majority of ours years ago, and oh look - no 317 mass shootings this year in my country. Wow. Amazing.

Just don't tell people you're gay, lol. Oh, that's right, you literally can't because you're a faggot. LOL.

Uh huh, uh huh. Why don't you tell me about your country's violent massacres in which the perp used other weapons?

my country was originally a prison colony

believing his governments lies

So your argument is that a machine designed to fire a projectile as efficiently as possible is a buttfuck of an idea, and pointless, because what's to stop you knifing a deer to death, or driving a van into the cunt? Same logic, isn't it?

Australia fought walking feather dusters and lost

this retarded

genocided a million aboriginals

Not my governement's stats dude, YOUR gub'mint. So you're denying some of those 317 incidents, right? K, then.

we don't arrange competitions where the objective is to literally just spell out words right

That sounds like red talk to me.

What are those things in your pic there?

Why own a gun if you can just use a van or a knife, like a terrorist? You're the retard dude, you're happy for kids to die so you can own a toy. Fact.

try reading comprehension roo fucker.

Doritos

Kurwa

so your country doesn't care about literacy?

No sane person is happy when kids die but it's the price we have to pay for freedom, you commie.

so fucking weak kid

I can't watch TV without a license

Okay, at least you're not in fucking denial like most assholes. I have more respect for you for being honest about it.

sure kid

Yeah yeah yeah, tell it to the fucking priest, Bubba.

Every time you see a dead child on the news, I hope it sticks in your fucking throat. I hope you remember this conversation, and I hope you feel shame. You're doing it. Fuck you for not liking the truth, fella, but that don't make it a shred less true.

I have the intelligence to muster an insult greater than 'yuropoor'.

>Stay dumb, America. It's phenomenal entertainment.

Nice play.

Damn where are you North Korea ?

It definitely takes years of practiced gullibility to fail at every war you start and still see yourselves as heroes for invading under false pretenses.

yawn

every day with this thread, lars. the butthurt must be unbearable.

yawn

yep, that's why they keep dying.

if they only cared about their own as much as they care about the US....

yawn

Americunt here. I don't really understand the hate threads. If you hate us then just be thankful you don't have to live here. I personally have traveled all over the world and although there a lot of beautiful places there is absolutely nowhere I'd rather call home. Let us love our country the way you love yours. Peace Sup Forumsrothers.

Lol you are TRIGGERED

>Believing you're actually free
Once you grow up and get a job your bank owns you, as well as all those other companies you pay bills for. You're literally working for them. While also getting a small sum to make your boss richer.

>You're only fooling yourself

I would be agree if it wasn't b and if it wasn't a bait

>The sound of an empty head

yawn

aww ad homs this quickly?
wheres this " meaningful dialog" I'm always hearing about?

Well That's a shit ton of yawns.

Ö ä ü - enough?

Crusader peninsula dont need murica

>Trying to act unfazed even though the realisation has just dawned on you that 'yuropoor' has been your only insult on Sup Forums and you can't divine another

Must take years of getting cucked to let your country get assblasted by mudslimes.

I have plenty of Bubba friends, it's all just fun and laughter Sup Forumsro - apart from the people that are serious.

As mocked and untrendy as it might be right now, the US and England have both benefitted from a mutual respect and cameraderie that I, personally, miss. There was a lot of genuine friendship there, as there often is among bitter rivals who make their peace. Bring it back.

is that what you people tell yourselves at night lmao

sure kid
stunning display of your lack of intelligence.
wrong user asshole

this retarded

We thought you were over there saving the world though?

These people would be blown away if they had any idea how focused Americans are on being rich and happy lol. The world outside of our borders might as well not even exist. We just don't think about you ever untill some horrible event happens or our government informs us that we bombed you. The real truth is that we just don't care about anyone not in the USA. We just want steak a big tv a new car and a big house. So be jelly and cry all you want, we just don't care.

this retarded

I see how you think that, but the fact of the matter is the US takes what we want, when we want and throughout history, not many people have stopped us. There's a few hiccups yes, but we fuck shit, end of story.

That is the most humble thing I saw on the internet today. Thank you.

>Posts yawn as a response
>Calls me kid and makes assumptions about by intelligence

Yep. You're American alright. And terribly butt hurt too, it would seem.

No, Great Britain

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>Myopic: The Post

yawn
another weak attempt.

>moneysavingexpert.com/utilities/tv-licence
Man I had no idea, why is that? economic reasons only ?

Completely proving my post while making hyperbolic, self aggrandizing statements about yourself so you don't let the truth of your embarrassing failures burst your carefully cultivated bubble.

And it worked so well.
>Phenomenal entertainment

I'm sad to see this great human being feeding the monster blindly...

yes you were.

you want to play too little boy?

yawn

>implying all Americans agree with their corrupt leaders
Americans whine about being the true victims of the Vietnam War, so yeah, they do.

Holy shit - this. I was just thinking, I bet I spent more money in october on bullshit I don't need than most of these USA haters will ever see in their lifetimes. The USA is awesome lol. Fucking taco roaches pay thousands, walk for days, risk death and prison just to have a chance at working a job that our children refuse to do because they are too good for them lol. 99.9999% of "people" that hate the USA really hate their lives because they don't live here lol.

He doesn't live in your third world country where he'd need one, Cletus.

Hot damn, you'll say anything to try and trigger a response won't you?

Why would anyone with sense want to live in a country full of Americans?

Half of the US lives in poverty and most of it's citizens couldn't afford a $500 emergency. It's a myth that mexicans are still immigrating here for our luxuries; that stopped around 2008, 2009. That and Obama deported more people than fucking Stalin, iirc.

too dumb for originality.
well everyone is always copying america

I don't eat burgers for breakfast

sure kid

Oh man this is getting out of hand.